We had an early Thursday night so that we were ready for Friday night in the Northern Suburbs. My team mate and I packed our passports the night before and spent the whole of Friday going through the game plan. Oozing sex, we cruised into Cubana. Obviously they had another 7/8 foot bouncer who must […]

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Keep those reports coming in. this report was given to me verbally at Caprice on Sunday. Shame, our angels at Tuscany Beach restaurant in Camps Bay are getting so inventive when it comes to bad service. Apparently a party of 8 had a table last week and the first incident included the finding of a […]

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UNBELIEVABLE!!! Someone has sent in RARE VIDEO footage of the TBG in Elandsbay (‘E-bay’ if you’re cool). This guys is a piece of work. Him and a fellow goon seem a bit pissed and are approaching a seal. Turn the sound up, these guys are pretty funny. TBG VIDEO 1 CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD TBG […]

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This is the first and last time we will publish a TBG sighting without photographic evidence. Get a phone with a camera people. Who still owns a phone without a camera? Get with it. THE SIGHTING (from a 2oceansvibe reader): Well a strange thing happened this weekend…….. Was at Constantia village on Saturday morning, and […]

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INCORRECT TBG The email we received came from Drew Peacock. “Hi guys , thanks for the great site! i think i may have the tbg working at the engen near my offices in lansdowne not sure if its him , but check it out god i hope it is all the best Drew Peacock” Sorry […]

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It’s true, we promise. We received a tip off that the TBG would be driving through Camps Bay on Sunday morning with a group of 80 Harley Davidson driving maniacs. Well, can you bloody believe it, we got a shot of him!

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We would like to now take this opportunity to give a big WAKE UP to Tuscany Beach Restaurant in Camps Bay. Yes, the restaurant next to Caprice. Yes, the one that looks, from the outside, like it could be a bit of fun. Upon closer inspection you’ll find the restaurant is as appealing as my […]

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We can’t quite work out how and where this picture was taken but the reader who sent it in said he managed to take it last week. Once again…. the ever elusive TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is spotted….. Amazing…what an enigma! What makes him tick?…

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Grant M writes in that he believes he has spotted the Tall Blonde Guy (See archives for more) in our 2oceansvibe Headquarters on the webcam! So he sent in the image he took from his webcam window. Good photoshopping there Grant! I enjoyed the orange arrow… Nice one Grant – you gave it a good […]

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Two seperate readers sent in pics taken of the TBG in the Wilderness over the las month. The first one we are not sure about, but the second one is definiteLY him! Keep ’em coming readers!

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We’re not sure whether this is the TBG but a reader (Pierre) managed to get a pic of this dude working in a surf shop in Noordhoek. We’re not convinced. Here’s another original pic we got a year ago of the TBG. You’ve seen him before…. Keep them coming team…..

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UN BE LEAVABLE !!!!! There have been more sightings of the Tall Blonde Guy (TBG)! One of our female readers ran into the elusive TBG in the Cattle Baron in Claremont on Saturday night and sent in this picture taken with her phone. TBG with a fan at Cattle Baron

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More and more emails have come in regarding the identity of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) as mention further down, earlier this month. The claims of his identity range from ‘United Colors of Benetton model’ to ‘Swedish Royalty Playboy’ to, our personal favourite, ‘ex Rondebosch Boys High School scholar’ – what are the chances! What […]

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We have had some response as to the identity of the Tall Blonde Guy (TBG) in the picture below. From a 2oceansvibe reader: Who the hell is he? I used to spot him around town when I was still there. Sightings occurred from Fish Hoek all the way through to Camps Bay (including Claremont, Cape […]

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Stunning evening in Camps Bay the other night at Villa Seth. Thanks to all involved. You are all very much unique and somewhat plausible. Look, there’s that tall blonde guy you always see around town. Who the HELL is he?

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