South Africa’s number 1 online credit-card prepaid airtime provider, Big Time Airtime , suffered suspended sales for four days, before service resumed today.     The company sent out an email apology citing “payment gateway hosting failure” to all users when the service was re-activated after lunch. Company president, Graham Flashman, expressed concern. “Of course […]

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Ah, you gotta love Flavio Briatore. (MD of the Renault F1 team and co-owner of Queens Park Rangers FC, for the ill informed). Here he is with his wife, Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. Flavio Briatore and his angel, Elisabetta Gregoraci Got, she must be a smooth ride. Did you even know that he was married? […]

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With the advent of South Africa’s Medipet insurance for pets, we’re getting into this whole animal thing. Especially when we see the kind of “pet bling” that can be had! Please enjoy this Swarovski retractable lead available online at ….. wait for it… Bark Avenue!   Bark Avenue website offers Swarovski leads at $160   […]

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Capetonians over 40 might be lucky enough to recall nights at the De Waal Hotel, watching South Africa’s piano/keyboard Rock & Roll maestro, Rupert Mellor playing live at The Oyster Bar. If you were too young to experience it, ask your parents. They’ll tell you that it just doesn’t get any better. They were there. […]

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Madonna and child Awesome.

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Mm, ja. I went to watch Batman : The Dark Knight with The Chief on Sunday. We watched at Cavendish Square. That’s right, Cavendish Square! Taking it back the ‘burbs. Old school. I noticed the little picture-perfect setting with coffee tables and happy Southern Suburbs families, in that new paved area between Cavendish and The […]

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One of the advantages of the new 2oceansvibe site, is it now comes with RSS. Using a simple RSS feed reader installed on your desktop, you will be notified when new articles have been written on websites of your choice. Click the following link to add the 2oceansvibe RSS feed to your vibe. This is […]

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Shame, David Beckham was engaging in a bit of sport spectating. These pictures capture the common process experienced by many a married man. Look, it’s not ideal that Dave was caught boning his kids’ nanny a couple years back.. Mmm.. I’d tap that.. Oh shit. Here we go.. Babe, I was looking at something else.. […]

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ANSWER : Yes You know she’s doing it for us. It’s for the guys who were kids when she was on Who’s The Boss? She knows we’re holding onto that image of her as a teenager – and she’s working that extra little bit harder to give it to us. Aah, thanks babe!

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A lot of people have been asking where The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is, as his aura seems to have left Cape Town. It wasn’t long before a new TBG sighting was sent in from over the entire ocean in the UK! That makes perfect sense! Check this out: The TBG. With Child. Dear Seth, […]

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A couple Sundays back there was a car alarm going off over the road from Caprice. Diners were annoyed as the they finished their lunchtime bottles of wine and prepared for sundowners. It was only after ten minutes of enduring the piercing car alarm, that patrons began noticing something moving in the car. “Oh my […]

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Bliss is… Rachel Bilson

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I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]

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Not content rubbing our noses in the fact that he was tapping Petra Nemcova for quite some time, it looks like Jammo Blunt has been singing You’re Beautiful to another bunch of girls. The Daily Mail reports: If James Blunt is looking to bolster his playboy reputation, he’s certainly going about it the right way. […]

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That’s right, friends. For the past few months, 2oceansvibe has secretly had a complete re-design. A whole new look and feel, which will be launching tonight. This, right here, will be the last article written in the current, original design. Yes, I suppose in a way, it is like giving birth.. And so tonight, those […]

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Be there.. Did you check out their new video?

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Gisele Bundchen on the cover of the latest V Magazine. This is basically what guys mean when they say “that chick has a hot ass.” This is the image one should conjur up in one’s mind. They’re not badly torn. I don’t think they need mending. Ok, and on we go..

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Christian Bale, the lead actor in the latest installment of the Batman “franchise” has been arrested after allegedly “lashing out” at his mother and sister at Park Lane’s Dorchester Hotel. Welsh actor Christian Bale in his role as Patrick Bateman in the film American Psycho. The role where he uttered the words “don’t just stare […]

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Can you believe it!? It’s been OVER A YEAR since a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting was made at Claremont’s Tiger Tiger – the nightclub that will never say die. Check out this incredible account by Genevieve B, of the moment many people spend a lifetime searching for, but never get to experience. Genevieve B […]

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I popped into Future Exotics again this morning to have another look at that 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom I mentioned the other day. I just wanted to get a better grasp of what the car was packing – the “bells and whistles” as it were. I just need to know what one would get, SHOULD […]

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Today felt like the kind of Friday that everyone would be playing along with the aforementioned and agreed upon Cape Town Friday Rule. I was so confident of the feeling I had, that I woke up and went for the CLASSIC “secret cloud technique.” You know the one: when you have a joint BEFORE you […]

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I was once again amused the other night when we went to Chris Rock. The Lawyer and G-Man went with me to the event in my car and attended the VIP after party held at the same venue (Grand West) afterwards. As with most of these VIP after parties, booze was on tap and it […]

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A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]

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So I was at this bar the other night.. Don’t you love that classic male intro? “Yeah, so I’m at this bar the other night..” Brilliant! So anyway, I was at this bar the other night ordering a drink. I can’t remember what the drink was (probably French), but this little vixen of a bar […]

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What began as a let down, turned into the greatest day ever – Lucky girl! Now these are the stories that really warm my heart. The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy), once again, turning sad people into happy people. The sea of smiles that he leaves in his wake can only be compared to Moses and […]

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I went to test drive a bottle of rosé at Caprice this evening. I was expecting something special but, instead, I got the view you see below. I have always been careful not to punish the ill-informed – but then there is another, rather prominent side of me that wants to punish those who suffer […]

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We’ve seen a number of embarrassing moments at Caprice, when it comes to the yellow-marked handicapped zone in front of the main entrance. My personal favourite being the time a troop of slicksters emerged from a brand spanking new black Mercedes-Benz. The driver was stopped by another patron as they made their way into the […]

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I’ve had a Personal Assistant for as long as I can remember. They get switched every now and then – but they are always there. You’ll remember I was recently advertising for a new P.A. – well I found one and she has become The P.A. on the 2oceansvibe Characters page. She replaces the old […]

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You’ve heard about the South African Chief of Police, Jackie Selebi’s Hummer. You wondered if the rumours were true and what the car looked like. It couldn’t be true, you thought. It’s too over the top. I doubt you ever imagined it would be THIS over the top. Note POLICE branding on the side, as […]

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