Well it couldn’t have come at a better time. God, look at you – you’re a wreck! But don’t panic, they won’t take your house or your car. It’s pretty much impossible when you’ve got R320,000,000 in the bank. Then I suggest you fly away – far away. Go on a shopping trip I reckon. […]

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The youngest and trashiest of the three Playboy Mansion girls, Kendra, hit the golf course this week and flashed a bit of flesh for the boys. And girls. Great vibe! Almost as great as the guy in the background with the cap on, who seems to have frozen to the spot with his wank bank […]

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I stumbled upon this in a magazine this week. Probably a very expensive sophisticated magazine from overseas. There was an article about a memo that was once sent by South Park creator Matt Stone, to the Motion Picture Association of America, outlining the cuts made to the South Park Movie, so as to avoid an […]

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I remember The Photographer wearing these for most of our lives. I never knew where he got them from and he seemed to want to keep it secret. I kind of wanted a pair, but never asked. They reminded me of the shoes that ninja’s wore, which certainly appealed to me. Anyway, I let him […]

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We’re not in the business of sensational news and this is not one of those bizarre stories that you read in People magazine. This is all over CNN and SKY this morning. In short, a man was attacked, stabbed and beheaded as he slept on a Greyhound bus in Canada. Associated Press reports:   A […]

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I enjoy this. If you want to find out if you’re awesome, go to www.amiawesome.com Hah – did you like that? Of course you did.

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Never before have I felt more sorry for those of you out there who are unable to play videos over the internet. You know that is a basic human right, righdon’t you? I know that Woolworths head office struggles to get videos and only deals in static things. Like paper and pictures and words. Nonetheless, […]

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Here’s a pic of Bar Refaeli taken in St. Tropez this week. DiCaprio has been tapping her, on and off, for over a year now – following his tenure with Gisele Bundchen.   Bar Refaeli – supersonic   Nice. Good vibe. She should come to Cape Town. She’s been here before, but I’d urge her […]

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  Nice. I enjoyed that. Quite mean how De Beers don’t need to mention their name. It’s easy when you’re basically the generic.

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Now we’re not going to get over excited and snap into “The Office” mode and send me millions of clips and pics and quotes. Seriously, we’ve seen them all. This is just a moment. Just a quick David Brent moment from the UK (the real) The Office . One of his most memorable quotes, sent […]

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These pics were sent in by Alasdair M of Cape Town in the old days – probably the 60’s. Check it out:   Muizenberg Sea Point Adderley Street Sea Point Pool The N1 Hout Bay Nice. Very Cool. Beetles very popular. Far less town houses and “New York Style” loft apartments. Petrol was cheap as […]

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Now here’s a controversial little situation. “Havana Club” in Jersey is in the dwang for banning fat chicks.     The Mirror reports: A group of girls hoping to enjoy a fun night out were refused entry to a club – for being too fat. Police were called to calm the situation after they say […]

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Christy Turlington, one of the original supermodels (along with the likes of Clauds, Cinds, Linds, Steph, Naoms and Elle) turns 40 next year. Yes, I’m serious. Click the link to check it out. But, more importantly, check this latest pic out. Featured in the latest W magazine. You might remember Gisele featured in the same […]

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I wasn’t quite sure what was going on today when I saw mention of a new search engine, called Cuil (pronounced “cool”) on CNN. Apparently it was created by three ex-Google engineers. Ooh, skandaal!     By all reports it was a complete and utter failure. TheStar.com had the following: On Day 1 yesterday of […]

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Giving the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) a run for his money, “Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual” was spotted again, on Friday night. This time just off Hope Street at an indoor bowls party if you don’t mind! You can’t make this shit up. Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual I should also mention that we are in possession […]

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South Africa’s number 1 online credit-card prepaid airtime provider, Big Time Airtime , suffered suspended sales for four days, before service resumed today.     The company sent out an email apology citing “payment gateway hosting failure” to all users when the service was re-activated after lunch. Company president, Graham Flashman, expressed concern. “Of course […]

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Ah, you gotta love Flavio Briatore. (MD of the Renault F1 team and co-owner of Queens Park Rangers FC, for the ill informed). Here he is with his wife, Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. Flavio Briatore and his angel, Elisabetta Gregoraci Got, she must be a smooth ride. Did you even know that he was married? […]

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With the advent of South Africa’s Medipet insurance for pets, we’re getting into this whole animal thing. Especially when we see the kind of “pet bling” that can be had! Please enjoy this Swarovski retractable lead available online at ….. wait for it… Bark Avenue!   Bark Avenue website offers Swarovski leads at $160   […]

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Capetonians over 40 might be lucky enough to recall nights at the De Waal Hotel, watching South Africa’s piano/keyboard Rock & Roll maestro, Rupert Mellor playing live at The Oyster Bar. If you were too young to experience it, ask your parents. They’ll tell you that it just doesn’t get any better. They were there. […]

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Madonna and child Awesome.

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Mm, ja. I went to watch Batman : The Dark Knight with The Chief on Sunday. We watched at Cavendish Square. That’s right, Cavendish Square! Taking it back the ‘burbs. Old school. I noticed the little picture-perfect setting with coffee tables and happy Southern Suburbs families, in that new paved area between Cavendish and The […]

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One of the advantages of the new 2oceansvibe site, is it now comes with RSS. Using a simple RSS feed reader installed on your desktop, you will be notified when new articles have been written on websites of your choice. Click the following link to add the 2oceansvibe RSS feed to your vibe. This is […]

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Shame, David Beckham was engaging in a bit of sport spectating. These pictures capture the common process experienced by many a married man. Look, it’s not ideal that Dave was caught boning his kids’ nanny a couple years back.. Mmm.. I’d tap that.. Oh shit. Here we go.. Babe, I was looking at something else.. […]

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ANSWER : Yes You know she’s doing it for us. It’s for the guys who were kids when she was on Who’s The Boss? She knows we’re holding onto that image of her as a teenager – and she’s working that extra little bit harder to give it to us. Aah, thanks babe!

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A lot of people have been asking where The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is, as his aura seems to have left Cape Town. It wasn’t long before a new TBG sighting was sent in from over the entire ocean in the UK! That makes perfect sense! Check this out: The TBG. With Child. Dear Seth, […]

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A couple Sundays back there was a car alarm going off over the road from Caprice. Diners were annoyed as the they finished their lunchtime bottles of wine and prepared for sundowners. It was only after ten minutes of enduring the piercing car alarm, that patrons began noticing something moving in the car. “Oh my […]

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Bliss is… Rachel Bilson

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I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]

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Not content rubbing our noses in the fact that he was tapping Petra Nemcova for quite some time, it looks like Jammo Blunt has been singing You’re Beautiful to another bunch of girls. The Daily Mail reports: If James Blunt is looking to bolster his playboy reputation, he’s certainly going about it the right way. […]

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