Sorry did I say John Smit? I meant John Mayer. John has recently axed Jennifer Arniston (I know) and you can read all about it here. But that is not what this article is about. It’s about THIS awesome Batman hoodie he was wearing the other day.   Two words – AWESOME!   Don’t you […]

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I’m quite pleased with myself. I popped into Carlucci’s yesterday to get a Chunky Chicken Salad and I spotted their range of stovetop espresso makers, as I do every time (always two words, it is never “everytime”). I bit my lip as I grabbed the small Bialetti Moka Express one-man unit from the shelf and […]

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Harders sent in this pic of The Hoff’s Audi R8 with davidhasselhoff.com splashed all over it.   David Hasselhoff’s new K.I.T.T   I love it – on so many levels. Firstly, it wasn’t that long ago that I had an Audi R8 at my disposal. And secondly, you might remember The Hoff sent a message […]

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A wunna..     A toowa..     A threeya..     I love you all very much. xxx

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I was cruising around the Atlantic Seaboard yesterday and it was one of those days that reminds you of the importance of owning a power yacht. I looked over the small bay area of Clifton 4th beach and was pleased that a few players had taken the initiative.     And that’s when I remembered […]

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It won’t be long now..   Amy Winehouse   Daily Mail reports: Just 24 hours earlier, she had been sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eye. She coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs. The 24-year-old dedicated […]

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Well I must say I couldn’t imagine Ellen DeGeneres wearing a wedding gown and I’m pleased that Hollywood’s hottest lesbian, Ally McBeal’s Portia de Rossi is the girl in the relationship. What I was unaware of, however, was the 15 year age gap between the two. Yu!   Ellen DeGeneres and his bride, the smoking-hot […]

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Yes, that is the evening star.

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I don’t know if I’m more excited to show you these pics, have you stop sending them to me, or the fact that I found the website chickipedia during the process of writing this. For those of you who HAVEN’T received the several million emails of her going around, this is American pole vault champion, […]

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Following the most recent information we learnt regarding Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual‘s real name (Peter), we received this from Nikki T who seems to have worked out his second name. Footage taken on Thursday night at FTV bar.   The trademark bodyshape push   Everything stems from the tip of the right hand.. ..down to […]

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Yesterday, Sunday 17 August, 2008, wasn’t too bad. This is the vibe Camps Bay was going for.   Visions of the impending summer fuckshow   Cappers, nestled comfortably in Table Mountain’s bosom   The Gelado from Vida e – one of the first signs of Summer   The best way to store kids at the […]

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  [thanks lauren]

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There are a lot of key words in that headline, and I hope you took them all to heart. I’ll begin by saying that Kreate SA are organising this party. You know what are they known for, right? Yes, that’s correct – Kreate SA are the guys that gave us all of the beautiful angels […]

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Andrew G sent me this pic he took from his car. Very spicy indeed!   I would have popped an ‘s’ on the end of that puppy   Hah! That’s pretty hilarious! I’ve never seen that number plate on the road before. Interesting vibe. But it’s not for me.. I mean, you do know what […]

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Well this is just an absolute treat! George W Bush never ceases to amaze. His family are so clearly embarrassed by him and there is nothing they can do – it’s a bit of a problem that he is the most powerful man in the world. Again I ask the question, are we all actually […]

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I’m incredibly amazed that there are still people out there that are unaware of the availability of these heavenly, ultra luxurious, evil, yet sexual treats. In Cape Town. In GREEN POINT, no less. You do know about Miss K, right? You don’t? [Muffled snigger – Holding fist to tight lipped mouth, eyes wide open, staring […]

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You’re a horse. You’re particularly thirsty. I’ve found some water for you and am leading you to it. Here it is, little horsie. I can bring you to this point, but the rest is up to you. You have until 18h00 today (Friday SA time) before it dries up.   CLICK HERE TO BUY TICKETS […]

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Well knock me sideways, will you look at this!! Just when you thought Germany was all about BMW’s and Audi’s, they present us with these pics of some of their female Olympic Athletes. Jeepers Hudders! Click pics for NSFW images.   Nicole Reinhardt   Nicole Reinhardt : Not only is the champion kayaker one of […]

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I laughed out loud when I received this in my “inbox” from Shawn B, taken at the Canal Walk car park.   And punished..   That’s quite emboerrissing. Emboerboer. Emboert. Brrt. (high pitched)

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I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.”   […]

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Very interesting. I was not aware of this process they used to design the logo for the Beijing Olympics.   Amazing, I did not realise that. I thought they would have had it done at some shit-hot design agency, like One Hundred Percent in Cape Town. [thanks lyall]

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Our little angel was spotted in Malibu on Sunday throwing out a vibe in a gorgeous plaid dress. A vibe I like. A vibe I think the little laydezz out there should investigate.   Natalie Portman – natural born smoker.   Stunning check! Let’s go with that..

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I’ve been doing some research on banana’s and I was amazed to learn about how good they are for you! What? Did you think that headline was about something else? Like what, exactly? Oh my God! How disgusting are you? How does your mind work? You’re quite vuil, hey? Anyway, back to banana’s.   Banana […]

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Jessica Alba   She has given us so much. Yet we give her so little. Let us never forget.. Simon, could you say grace please..

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Ja so I’ve been in “comms” with Dom and Baby Jesus of Goldfish fame. The Photographer recently went over to Ibiza for an exclusive Goldfish shoot and will be sending through some of the pics soon I’m sure. In the meantime I was farting around their “blog” and thought I’d let you know about it. […]

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We first heard this in the year 2000 in the UK when I was living on Chiswick’s famed Bollo Lane, in The Blue, with the likes of The Silent Assassin, The Insurance Broker (who was “The Air Conditioner Installer” at the time), Chester, Bread and The Lord. In fact, and not to get too sidetracked, […]

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Now I am certainly not condoning the Nazi’s or Hitler or what they did, or any undesirable moustache trends that they set, but this, my friends, IS funny!     Come now! Halt! Hammerzeit! Whaaah! It’s too funny! Thanks Jake.

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I dig this chick’s vibe. I check her nearly every day walking from Camps Bay along Victoria Road to Bantry Bay and back. It’s incredible – she hardly ever looks up and never walks into anyone. Like those people that read at gym whilst cycling or running, only more tricky. And cooler. And healthier.   […]

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You see! And there we were thinking that Bob Mugabe was coming right. That he was seeing the light. I’ll be honest, I let my guard down and thought a genuine Zimbabwe government of national unity was about to be formed between Robert Mugabe and Morgan Tsvangirai. God, don’t be silly!   Farce Iol reports: […]

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Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.   The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s   I tell you what, it’s […]

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