That’s right. Zuma. She has named her child Zuma. Yes… ZUMA!!!! It’s all happening here, ladies and gentlemen! From CNN:   LOS ANGELES (AP) — It’s Love, Angel, Music and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who gave birth to a boy Thursday. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani added to their family with the birth […]

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Fresh from completely dominating Ibiza and continuing to do so, Goldfish are popping in to London tomorrow for the ex-pats and others to enjoy their sexual music sensation! Enjoy this latest pic of our boys frolicking in Ibiza, taken by 2oceansvibe Character, The Photographer (check out his website here).   Baby Jesus and Dom, literally […]

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An unprecedented combination of fame and infamy was found just last week in Cape Town, at Caprice, when Springbok rugby hero, AJ Venter, stumbled upon none other but The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town ! This, from AJ.   AJ Venter and The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town   Hey Seth, Sunday night we decided […]

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You know this is a genuine lottery, right? You understand that people aren’t allowed to just make up things like this, right? That would be illegal and it certainly wouldn’t be featured on 2oceansvibe. Because at 2oceansvibe everyone is safe. That is why you are here. I just hope you fully grasp that this is […]

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Those like-minded people out there will understand the enormity of genuine, well formed networks. Doing business through people you can trust, immediately takes it to the next level. More gets done and more money gets made. It breaks down barriers, you could say. If you didn’t realise what was going on at 2oceansvibe then you’ve […]

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It is common knowledge that, for an extra tip, Butler’s Pizza drivers are able to go beyond the call of duty. The last time I heard, it was R50 to get your driver to do five star jumps. The Butler’s Indicator has always sat at around 10 (Rands to the star jump). But there’s loads […]

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It is a pity that the downfall of our entire nation’s Olympic team, has to be the grande finale of the never-ending litmus test used by those people left who continue to push the Crocs envelope. You push. And you push. And you push. Now look what you’ve done. We look like a bunch of […]

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  Yup, check out more pics from Anna Kournikova’s Maxim September 2008 shoot here.

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This, from Musicradar.com:   I enjoy how it says, “signed, sealed and delivered”   Brian Epstein’s personal copy of the first fully-signed agreement between himself and The Beatles goes under the hammer on 4 September at The Fame Bureau’s It’s More Than Rock And Roll memorabilia auction. Taking place at London’s Idea Generation Gallery, the […]

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Numbers are still being thrown around but CNN reports at least 21 people (out of a possible 164 on board) have lost their lives at Madrid airport when a Spanair (subsidiary of Scandinavian airline SAS and member of Star Alliance) aircraft came off the runway. It was flight Spanair 5022 and the plane that crashed […]

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Sorry did I say John Smit? I meant John Mayer. John has recently axed Jennifer Arniston (I know) and you can read all about it here. But that is not what this article is about. It’s about THIS awesome Batman hoodie he was wearing the other day.   Two words – AWESOME!   Don’t you […]

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I’m quite pleased with myself. I popped into Carlucci’s yesterday to get a Chunky Chicken Salad and I spotted their range of stovetop espresso makers, as I do every time (always two words, it is never “everytime”). I bit my lip as I grabbed the small Bialetti Moka Express one-man unit from the shelf and […]

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Harders sent in this pic of The Hoff’s Audi R8 with davidhasselhoff.com splashed all over it.   David Hasselhoff’s new K.I.T.T   I love it – on so many levels. Firstly, it wasn’t that long ago that I had an Audi R8 at my disposal. And secondly, you might remember The Hoff sent a message […]

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A wunna..     A toowa..     A threeya..     I love you all very much. xxx

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I was cruising around the Atlantic Seaboard yesterday and it was one of those days that reminds you of the importance of owning a power yacht. I looked over the small bay area of Clifton 4th beach and was pleased that a few players had taken the initiative.     And that’s when I remembered […]

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It won’t be long now..   Amy Winehouse   Daily Mail reports: Just 24 hours earlier, she had been sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eye. She coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs. The 24-year-old dedicated […]

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Well I must say I couldn’t imagine Ellen DeGeneres wearing a wedding gown and I’m pleased that Hollywood’s hottest lesbian, Ally McBeal’s Portia de Rossi is the girl in the relationship. What I was unaware of, however, was the 15 year age gap between the two. Yu!   Ellen DeGeneres and his bride, the smoking-hot […]

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Yes, that is the evening star.

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I don’t know if I’m more excited to show you these pics, have you stop sending them to me, or the fact that I found the website chickipedia during the process of writing this. For those of you who HAVEN’T received the several million emails of her going around, this is American pole vault champion, […]

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Following the most recent information we learnt regarding Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual‘s real name (Peter), we received this from Nikki T who seems to have worked out his second name. Footage taken on Thursday night at FTV bar.   The trademark bodyshape push   Everything stems from the tip of the right hand.. ..down to […]

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Yesterday, Sunday 17 August, 2008, wasn’t too bad. This is the vibe Camps Bay was going for.   Visions of the impending summer fuckshow   Cappers, nestled comfortably in Table Mountain’s bosom   The Gelado from Vida e – one of the first signs of Summer   The best way to store kids at the […]

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  [thanks lauren]

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There are a lot of key words in that headline, and I hope you took them all to heart. I’ll begin by saying that Kreate SA are organising this party. You know what are they known for, right? Yes, that’s correct – Kreate SA are the guys that gave us all of the beautiful angels […]

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Andrew G sent me this pic he took from his car. Very spicy indeed!   I would have popped an ‘s’ on the end of that puppy   Hah! That’s pretty hilarious! I’ve never seen that number plate on the road before. Interesting vibe. But it’s not for me.. I mean, you do know what […]

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Well this is just an absolute treat! George W Bush never ceases to amaze. His family are so clearly embarrassed by him and there is nothing they can do – it’s a bit of a problem that he is the most powerful man in the world. Again I ask the question, are we all actually […]

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I’m incredibly amazed that there are still people out there that are unaware of the availability of these heavenly, ultra luxurious, evil, yet sexual treats. In Cape Town. In GREEN POINT, no less. You do know about Miss K, right? You don’t? [Muffled snigger – Holding fist to tight lipped mouth, eyes wide open, staring […]

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You’re a horse. You’re particularly thirsty. I’ve found some water for you and am leading you to it. Here it is, little horsie. I can bring you to this point, but the rest is up to you. You have until 18h00 today (Friday SA time) before it dries up.   CLICK HERE TO BUY TICKETS […]

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Well knock me sideways, will you look at this!! Just when you thought Germany was all about BMW’s and Audi’s, they present us with these pics of some of their female Olympic Athletes. Jeepers Hudders! Click pics for NSFW images.   Nicole Reinhardt   Nicole Reinhardt : Not only is the champion kayaker one of […]

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I laughed out loud when I received this in my “inbox” from Shawn B, taken at the Canal Walk car park.   And punished..   That’s quite emboerrissing. Emboerboer. Emboert. Brrt. (high pitched)

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I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.”   […]

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