You’re a horse. You’re particularly thirsty. I’ve found some water for you and am leading you to it. Here it is, little horsie. I can bring you to this point, but the rest is up to you. You have until 18h00 today (Friday SA time) before it dries up.   CLICK HERE TO BUY TICKETS […]

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Well knock me sideways, will you look at this!! Just when you thought Germany was all about BMW’s and Audi’s, they present us with these pics of some of their female Olympic Athletes. Jeepers Hudders! Click pics for NSFW images.   Nicole Reinhardt   Nicole Reinhardt : Not only is the champion kayaker one of […]

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I laughed out loud when I received this in my “inbox” from Shawn B, taken at the Canal Walk car park.   And punished..   That’s quite emboerrissing. Emboerboer. Emboert. Brrt. (high pitched)

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I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.”   […]

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Very interesting. I was not aware of this process they used to design the logo for the Beijing Olympics.   Amazing, I did not realise that. I thought they would have had it done at some shit-hot design agency, like One Hundred Percent in Cape Town. [thanks lyall]

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Our little angel was spotted in Malibu on Sunday throwing out a vibe in a gorgeous plaid dress. A vibe I like. A vibe I think the little laydezz out there should investigate.   Natalie Portman – natural born smoker.   Stunning check! Let’s go with that..

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I’ve been doing some research on banana’s and I was amazed to learn about how good they are for you! What? Did you think that headline was about something else? Like what, exactly? Oh my God! How disgusting are you? How does your mind work? You’re quite vuil, hey? Anyway, back to banana’s.   Banana […]

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Jessica Alba   She has given us so much. Yet we give her so little. Let us never forget.. Simon, could you say grace please..

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Ja so I’ve been in “comms” with Dom and Baby Jesus of Goldfish fame. The Photographer recently went over to Ibiza for an exclusive Goldfish shoot and will be sending through some of the pics soon I’m sure. In the meantime I was farting around their “blog” and thought I’d let you know about it. […]

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We first heard this in the year 2000 in the UK when I was living on Chiswick’s famed Bollo Lane, in The Blue, with the likes of The Silent Assassin, The Insurance Broker (who was “The Air Conditioner Installer” at the time), Chester, Bread and The Lord. In fact, and not to get too sidetracked, […]

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Now I am certainly not condoning the Nazi’s or Hitler or what they did, or any undesirable moustache trends that they set, but this, my friends, IS funny!     Come now! Halt! Hammerzeit! Whaaah! It’s too funny! Thanks Jake.

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I dig this chick’s vibe. I check her nearly every day walking from Camps Bay along Victoria Road to Bantry Bay and back. It’s incredible – she hardly ever looks up and never walks into anyone. Like those people that read at gym whilst cycling or running, only more tricky. And cooler. And healthier.   […]

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You see! And there we were thinking that Bob Mugabe was coming right. That he was seeing the light. I’ll be honest, I let my guard down and thought a genuine Zimbabwe government of national unity was about to be formed between Robert Mugabe and Morgan Tsvangirai. God, don’t be silly!   Farce Iol reports: […]

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Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.   The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s   I tell you what, it’s […]

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I spotted this mentioned by our buddy Sean over at SLXS and knew I had to tell you with the greatest urgency. Following our previous articles and DVD links for Entourage season 1, 2 and 3, you’ll be pleased to note that you can order SEASON 4 ONLINE NOW!   Entourage : Season 4   […]

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It’s been a process, but after seven years of playing by the rules and earning a good ranking score with Google, coupled with search engine optimisation knowledge, 2oceansvibe has consistently brought home the bacon with regards to Google search engine results. For BOTH exact brand searches AND generic product/service searches. Try these search phrases in […]

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Camps Bay, taken this morning around 09h30 from above Glen Beach.   Fine!   And let’s take a squizz at how that all ended. With this, taken from The Safe House at 18h30.     I’m absolutey fine with all of that.

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Ok, so you’ve seen the photo’s.. Now you can watch the video! Created by the genius collaboration of Mike Maytham and Dan Nicholl, I present to you the 2oceansvibe relaunch party (in association with Butler’s) video!       Beautiful. Just beautiful. Thanks again to Lindt, Two Oceans Wines, Kreate SA, Pongracz and Future Exotics! […]

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  Although it doesn’t contain oil, it still seems to appeal to W

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You will dig this guy. Andrew Cronje has gone to the Olympics to represent SA in the hockey. Making the most of his situation, he has systematically photographed himself with one international superstar after another, ranging from LeBron James to Rafa Nadal. Here he is with one of our favourites, Ana Ivanovic.   Andrew gets […]

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Good heavens! I was reading over an article on Chumpstyle, featuring a Top 10 hottest female Olympian athletes list they had come up with. I was suitably impressed and, instead of reproducing the list here, I thought I would focus on the angels they had at the number 1 and 2 positions. They’re twins, you […]

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Can you deal with that? Or are you pretending it’s not happening? It’s true – have a look here . “Nah, I’m not into that half a billion Rand crap. It’s not for me. I’m quite happy feeling the pinch. I enjoy recessions.” Look, that’s fair enough. Each to his/her own. Personally, I enjoy islands. […]

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I found this on the hilarious website Stuff White People Like. This particular feature discusses the “fact” that white people love women who wear the hair with bangs that hang straight down.   Cute   Stuff White People Like had this to say: Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking […]

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I just love Snoop Dogg. He’s just too spicy! Apart from his tour bus recently being pulled over with two of his crew being arrested for possession of marijuana (“dagga” to the layman), Snoop has now entered into the wonderful world of Bollywood and the superfandom of India.     SKY News reports: Cordozar Calvin […]

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I got this wonderful little Facebook spoof type thing from Lauren C, which very cleverly shows what you should expect to see on your FaceFuck profile in 40 years time. Click image to zoom in.   Click image to zoom in That, right there, is good humour. Right there.

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Well, I had seen this little puppy in a few of the overseas mags I get every month (which include Vanity Fair, US GQ, Conde Nast Portfolio, New York Magazine, Monocle and Wired) and every time I saw the ad I grew more and more aware of how badly I needed to own the Fujitsu […]

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That’s apparently what I am, according to Moneyweb, who have just released a makeshift list of South Africa’s most influential blogs. God I hate the word blog. But check this out:   Seth Rotherham: A controversial figure in the SA blogging community (he is avowedly not part of it), Rotherham was one of the first […]

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Thanks Tara W for sending in these pics of the new Jolie-Pitt twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. It is said that the twins have brought “wonderful chaos” to Brad and Angelina’s lives. I’m sure they have. The most beautiful, perfect, wonderful chaos. The twins were born prem, which is apparently quite normal for twins. […]

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