Don’t forget to tune in tonight at 21h10 on SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DSTV) to catch the latest installment of Luv Sport ! Tonight’s guests include SA cricketer Dale Steyn, UCT star 1st XV rugby star Herbie Mayosi and the editor of Sports Illustrated, Steve Smith.   Some of last week’s guests, Ryk and […]

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It was within the last week that Madonna took to the stage in Lisbon and emboerrissed herself. At the age of 50 it doesn’t matter how fit you are or the fact that you eat perfectly and have access to the world’s most expensive age-defying products. The point is, you’re 50! I mean, my Mother […]

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Seth Rotherham stumbles upon the JT1 lingerie range at Woolworths, in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront.

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Only 136 days left until LFL 2009 – arguably the most important annual event to come out of The States (The United States, not The Free States). You think I’m kidding. No, no, my love – this is no joke. Check it out.   The Lingerie Bowl   With team names including “New England Euphoria,” […]

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Do you know the difference between a normal jackpot draw and a SUPERdraw? Tell the truth.. No, neither did I. I got this info on the PlayEuroMillions news feed, regarding next Friday’s draw:   This month saw a spate of six rollovers on the Euro Millions pan European lottery that culminated in a 120,000,000 Euro […]

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It’s happening, my friends. We are nearly there. Rocking the Daisies 2008 is upon us. And they’re certainly not fucking around this year, as the poster below will show. I stopped reading after the first three names. Check it out and I’ll tell you about the competition after that.  www.rockingthedaisies.com  Are you feeling […]

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In this incredibly awesome series of shots, we see uber-awesome supermodel, Heidi Klum, recreating some of history’s most memorable TV/pinup promo shots. Check them out below and click the link under each pic to see the original.   The Jessica Rabbit vibe The Farrah Fawcett vibe The American Beauty vibe It’s a FACT that Heidi […]

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You gotta give our favourite Cape Town beer, Jack Black, a pat on the back when they bring out a tap and quietly have it installed at both Caprice and Mount Nelson’s Planet bar in the same week! JACK BLACK – on tap at Caprice and Mount Nelson’s Planet Bar   Nice one – things […]

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Happy birthday, my love!   The Chief

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I just can’t believe it. A nice girl like Jessica Simpson, just going about her day – being Jessica Simpson.   Jess – just going about her day   And then they go and do this – completely violating her privacy! As a woman. As a human.   Blatant violation and lack of respect   […]

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You simply MUST read over Jeremy Clarkson’s Wikipedia page. He certainly has had a colourful life – before, and during his Top Geardays.   Clarkie   Including:   Born in Doncaster to teacher Shirley Gabrielle Ward and travelling salesman Edward Grenville “Eddie” Clarkson, his parents ran a business selling tea cosies. They put the young […]

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Make haste people. That is best advice I can give you. The internationally sought after Cape Town Boat Show is underway at the CTICC from 3 to 5 October 2008.   Fairline Squadron 78 – courtesy of Boating World   The Fairline Squadron 78 is not to be sneezed at. And with our friends from […]

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I don’t know. People say I’m looking thin and I must say I did have had a recent cardiovascular explosion in the gym, combined with an incredibly admirable dietary regime. But that stopped three weeks ago and I’m still riding the “God, you’re looking awesome” wave. But, truth be known, The Muse has reacted of […]

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The Muse is in London this week on a shopping trip. I thought it would be a good enough reason to spoil the ex-pats out there with information about these sales, via Daily Candy.   DailyCandy.com What: Jenny Dyer London and Vera Wang Sample Sale Why: Dresses at up to 80 per cent off. When: […]

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Hello Magazine published these recent pics of Princess Charlotte of Monaco. Deal with it.   Charlotte Casiraghi and good friend, Alex Dellal   Looking at Charlotte Casiraghi you can’t help but be reminded of her mum. From the luxurious mane of brunette hair to the poise with which she carries herself, Princess Caroline of Monaco’s […]

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Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating.   Danny Cipriani This one’s for the laydezz! Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy […]

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I doubted very much that this would entertain me. But, hey, look at me – I’m on the floor! It’s a follow up to the story in recent press about Springbok coach, Peter de Villiers being involved in a sex tape blackmail situation. Well done to the guys that put this together. They didn’t get […]

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As a regular reader, Neil Q knew the importance of sending in this photo of CA 4.   CA 4, comes just after CA 3   Howzit Seth Saw this in the parking lot at work. Too Slow. Neil Q   Nice. Not bad at all. But I do see your point. You’re being naughty […]

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  I’m not willing to take that chance.

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Check it out, if you missed it on DCTV. Guests this week include Ryk Neethling and big wave surfer Twiggy Baker.   CLICK HERE IF THAT DOESN’T WANT TO LOAD (then ctrl-F5 refresh that next page ’til it plays!)   Find out more at the Luv Sport website – www.luvsport.co.za

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Jeepers, this is quite Hectique! Paul C sent this in with the subject “Check this link out (Heavy).” I enjoyed the heavy vibe in brackets and jumped to it. Yu. That’s all I can say. Yu, yu, yu!   Click here for www.donotdatehim.co.za   The welcome page announces:   One day in 2007, after yet […]

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How hammered are you going to get on Friday night? Or are you going to be wise and make the most of the glorious weather I’ve arranged for Saturday?     Good luck with keeping satan at bay on Friday night. The smart kids will remember the joys one can have with good Saturday weather. […]

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My folks are currently armed with old photo albums and a new scanner. The result is a recent constant stream of emails with photographs of my formative years. The latest installment of which proves, quite clearly, that Seth Rotherham was dealing with the weight of the world from an early age. We also note how […]

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I’ve been sent this clip that I’ve been wanting to get hold of for quite some time. It’s David Beckham on air with Darren Scott on Jacaranda FM. A classic piece of radio, courtesy of Dan Nicholl, 2oceansvibe’s very own Celebrity MC.   CLICK HERE TO PLAY/DOWNLOAD CLIP(Windows Media format)   I’m fine with that.

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Whilst paparazzi shots have engrained the image of her vagina forever in our minds, Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to appear nude in Playboy Magazine. This, not too long after she appeared topless in New York Magazine.   An image from the New York Magazine Marilyn Monroe feature This, from Page […]

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Damnit I want this inside me. Look how beautiful it is. Look at that classic logo with those FLAMES on top! Can you imagine drinking tequila infused with Tabasco? That’s pretty much as close as you’ll ever get to having your cake and eating it. Or, in this case, downing it. On your own. At […]

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I stumbled upon this hapless individual as I powered up Kloof Road towards Kloof Nek with Celine Dion blasting out the sunroof. It turns out he had a flat tyre. Shit, what a pity. I pretended to offer help as I took a few snaps – petrified I might miss the chance of capturing his […]

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An essential part to being a complete human being, is to possess the ability to cook perfect crispy bacon in a frying pan. I’m going to tell you now, just this once, the easiest way to do so.   Crispy bacon – standard stuff in The Safe House   MrBreakfast.com got it spot on:   […]

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Today’s word of choice is “codswallop,” which means, in short, “nonsense” WorldWideWords gives us a breakdown:   CODSWALLOP Nonsense This mainly British colloquial expression is recorded only from the 1960s, but is certainly older. Its origin is uncertain. Some argue it may be from cods, an old term for the testicles that derives from the […]

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Sunday breakfast at Caprice presented us with a front page article with full-size pic, featuring the handicap parking zone in front of the Camps Bay eatery of choice. It seems ANC national executive, Tony Yengeni, had been caught brazenly parking in the handicap zone; whilst unashamedly dining not 10 metres away.   Why punish yourself? […]

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