You see! And there we were thinking that Bob Mugabe was coming right. That he was seeing the light. I’ll be honest, I let my guard down and thought a genuine Zimbabwe government of national unity was about to be formed between Robert Mugabe and Morgan Tsvangirai. God, don’t be silly!   Farce Iol reports: […]

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Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.   The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s   I tell you what, it’s […]

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I spotted this mentioned by our buddy Sean over at SLXS and knew I had to tell you with the greatest urgency. Following our previous articles and DVD links for Entourage season 1, 2 and 3, you’ll be pleased to note that you can order SEASON 4 ONLINE NOW!   Entourage : Season 4   […]

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It’s been a process, but after seven years of playing by the rules and earning a good ranking score with Google, coupled with search engine optimisation knowledge, 2oceansvibe has consistently brought home the bacon with regards to Google search engine results. For BOTH exact brand searches AND generic product/service searches. Try these search phrases in […]

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Camps Bay, taken this morning around 09h30 from above Glen Beach.   Fine!   And let’s take a squizz at how that all ended. With this, taken from The Safe House at 18h30.     I’m absolutey fine with all of that.

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Ok, so you’ve seen the photo’s.. Now you can watch the video! Created by the genius collaboration of Mike Maytham and Dan Nicholl, I present to you the 2oceansvibe relaunch party (in association with Butler’s) video!       Beautiful. Just beautiful. Thanks again to Lindt, Two Oceans Wines, Kreate SA, Pongracz and Future Exotics! […]

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  Although it doesn’t contain oil, it still seems to appeal to W

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You will dig this guy. Andrew Cronje has gone to the Olympics to represent SA in the hockey. Making the most of his situation, he has systematically photographed himself with one international superstar after another, ranging from LeBron James to Rafa Nadal. Here he is with one of our favourites, Ana Ivanovic.   Andrew gets […]

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Good heavens! I was reading over an article on Chumpstyle, featuring a Top 10 hottest female Olympian athletes list they had come up with. I was suitably impressed and, instead of reproducing the list here, I thought I would focus on the angels they had at the number 1 and 2 positions. They’re twins, you […]

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Can you deal with that? Or are you pretending it’s not happening? It’s true – have a look here . “Nah, I’m not into that half a billion Rand crap. It’s not for me. I’m quite happy feeling the pinch. I enjoy recessions.” Look, that’s fair enough. Each to his/her own. Personally, I enjoy islands. […]

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I found this on the hilarious website Stuff White People Like. This particular feature discusses the “fact” that white people love women who wear the hair with bangs that hang straight down.   Cute   Stuff White People Like had this to say: Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking […]

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I just love Snoop Dogg. He’s just too spicy! Apart from his tour bus recently being pulled over with two of his crew being arrested for possession of marijuana (“dagga” to the layman), Snoop has now entered into the wonderful world of Bollywood and the superfandom of India.     SKY News reports: Cordozar Calvin […]

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I got this wonderful little Facebook spoof type thing from Lauren C, which very cleverly shows what you should expect to see on your FaceFuck profile in 40 years time. Click image to zoom in.   Click image to zoom in That, right there, is good humour. Right there.

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Well, I had seen this little puppy in a few of the overseas mags I get every month (which include Vanity Fair, US GQ, Conde Nast Portfolio, New York Magazine, Monocle and Wired) and every time I saw the ad I grew more and more aware of how badly I needed to own the Fujitsu […]

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That’s apparently what I am, according to Moneyweb, who have just released a makeshift list of South Africa’s most influential blogs. God I hate the word blog. But check this out:   Seth Rotherham: A controversial figure in the SA blogging community (he is avowedly not part of it), Rotherham was one of the first […]

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Thanks Tara W for sending in these pics of the new Jolie-Pitt twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. It is said that the twins have brought “wonderful chaos” to Brad and Angelina’s lives. I’m sure they have. The most beautiful, perfect, wonderful chaos. The twins were born prem, which is apparently quite normal for twins. […]

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Following a browse of the 2oceansvibe relaunch party photographs, you were probably left in a state of alarm, at the incredibleness (new word – use it) of my tan in the middle of Winter. I’ll be honest. I cheated. I went to the tan can. And not just any tan can – it was the […]

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It is interesting to note that Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce from his wife, just days after rolling a car with another female passenger, [pause for effect] Demaris Meyer! Let’s have a look at Miss Daisy:   Freeman is tapping Demaris Mayer   Hmm. Interesting choice Morgs went for. But understandable. You can tell […]

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Once again, Miley Cyrus has had her phone hacked. Once again we are subjected to photo’s of her in various stages of undress. Once again she is pulling that ridiculous pout. I’m glad she is keeping an eye on that tummy. At 16 years of age, there is no excuse. Actually, there is never an […]

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Yeah! Just SLAM it! Slam it like you mean it! The Surfer punishes a wave, displaying a unique prowess which magically, yet effortlessly, manages to blend the flash of a rock star with the poise of a bellerina. BANG! That just happened..   The Surfer – dancing (click image to zoom in)   Two words […]

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Check it out:   CLICK HERE IF IT SAYS THE VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE (Then, keep refreshing that page several times until it plays)   “Unlike them, I’m hot!” Come on, that IS funny!

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The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward sent this in, with the comment, “Too beautiful! Remember this guy? His name was on text books at school!”   ‘A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, […]

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This is real. It’s a cheque made out in Zimbabwe to purchase a tractor. I remember as a kid being blown away by the fact that there was something bigger than a billion. I was incredibly excited to learn that it was called a “trillion.” It just sounds so make-believe. A TRILLION! Surely that is […]

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Not quite sure what’s going on here. Spotted by The Roofer, this week.     Not ideal.

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The Interior Decorator emailed me yesterday after taking a stroll down Web Boulevard in the search of a videographer for her wedding to The Bond Guy. But this article is not about them, it is about a website that she found called www.photo-video.co.za At first, the site looks like it offers the standard services one […]

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I stumbled upon this stunning pic of ex-Wonderbra postergirl and supermodel, Eva Herzigova. Actually, I stumbled upon a number of pics and allowed The Muse to make the final selection.     Fine! I dig Eva’s vibe. Embrace it, girls.

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Well this guy is just turning into a phenomenon. While the TBG is away, The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town will play! The vibe continued with this sighting sent in by Grant Mc, who spotted our boy at Caprice the other day. The blue leather pants were a giveaway.     Not long after that […]

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I’ve said it a before and I maintain that 2oceansvibe will never become altogether “political.” I do, however, have to lend an ear to the state of the nation and report back from time to time. Particularly when it is taking such a spicy tone, as it is at the moment.   Jay Z   […]

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