I’m not willing to take that chance.

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Check it out, if you missed it on DCTV. Guests this week include Ryk Neethling and big wave surfer Twiggy Baker.   CLICK HERE IF THAT DOESN’T WANT TO LOAD (then ctrl-F5 refresh that next page ’til it plays!)   Find out more at the Luv Sport website – www.luvsport.co.za

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Jeepers, this is quite Hectique! Paul C sent this in with the subject “Check this link out (Heavy).” I enjoyed the heavy vibe in brackets and jumped to it. Yu. That’s all I can say. Yu, yu, yu!   Click here for www.donotdatehim.co.za   The welcome page announces:   One day in 2007, after yet […]

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How hammered are you going to get on Friday night? Or are you going to be wise and make the most of the glorious weather I’ve arranged for Saturday?     Good luck with keeping satan at bay on Friday night. The smart kids will remember the joys one can have with good Saturday weather. […]

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My folks are currently armed with old photo albums and a new scanner. The result is a recent constant stream of emails with photographs of my formative years. The latest installment of which proves, quite clearly, that Seth Rotherham was dealing with the weight of the world from an early age. We also note how […]

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I’ve been sent this clip that I’ve been wanting to get hold of for quite some time. It’s David Beckham on air with Darren Scott on Jacaranda FM. A classic piece of radio, courtesy of Dan Nicholl, 2oceansvibe’s very own Celebrity MC.   CLICK HERE TO PLAY/DOWNLOAD CLIP(Windows Media format)   I’m fine with that.

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Whilst paparazzi shots have engrained the image of her vagina forever in our minds, Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to appear nude in Playboy Magazine. This, not too long after she appeared topless in New York Magazine.   An image from the New York Magazine Marilyn Monroe feature This, from Page […]

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Damnit I want this inside me. Look how beautiful it is. Look at that classic logo with those FLAMES on top! Can you imagine drinking tequila infused with Tabasco? That’s pretty much as close as you’ll ever get to having your cake and eating it. Or, in this case, downing it. On your own. At […]

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I stumbled upon this hapless individual as I powered up Kloof Road towards Kloof Nek with Celine Dion blasting out the sunroof. It turns out he had a flat tyre. Shit, what a pity. I pretended to offer help as I took a few snaps – petrified I might miss the chance of capturing his […]

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An essential part to being a complete human being, is to possess the ability to cook perfect crispy bacon in a frying pan. I’m going to tell you now, just this once, the easiest way to do so.   Crispy bacon – standard stuff in The Safe House   MrBreakfast.com got it spot on:   […]

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Today’s word of choice is “codswallop,” which means, in short, “nonsense” WorldWideWords gives us a breakdown:   CODSWALLOP Nonsense This mainly British colloquial expression is recorded only from the 1960s, but is certainly older. Its origin is uncertain. Some argue it may be from cods, an old term for the testicles that derives from the […]

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Sunday breakfast at Caprice presented us with a front page article with full-size pic, featuring the handicap parking zone in front of the Camps Bay eatery of choice. It seems ANC national executive, Tony Yengeni, had been caught brazenly parking in the handicap zone; whilst unashamedly dining not 10 metres away.   Why punish yourself? […]

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A buddy of mine directed me to some pretty cool videos of the Springbok rugby team taking on the SA Wheelchair Basketball side. Obviously the Boks got DRILLED! They can be found on the SA Paralympic Team’s website, which also includes info on all our Athletes, Fan mail, Photo Galleries, Schedules, Videos and News. Check […]

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It was only Lalesso that lifted our spirits as The Muse and I attended another school project that was handed in a few weeks ago, this time entitled “Cape Town Fashion Week.” Once again we were treated to scenes and people and “organising” that INSISTS on giving the impression that this is all being done […]

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I received word from The Adventurer that Steve Jobs is launching the new generation iPods today. This will include a new feature on iTunes called “Genius.” Surprisingly, this has got nothing to do with DJ Fresh whatsoever.   The iPod Nano – as before   The Times Online reports:   A new generation of iPods […]

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Oasis were playing a gig at Toronto’s 2008 Virgin festival, when a madman (don’t you just want to shoot yourself in the face when people pronounce it “madmin?”) came onto the stage from behind and pushed Noel, guitar et al, off the stage into the crowd. Check out the video. The action starts around the […]

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Richard M sent this in with the comment, “You need steel cojones to pull this off!”   Zapiro sees how far he can go in yesterday’s Sunday Times   Jesus, that’s a big call! Ballsy indeed!

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Following our story earlier today, we would like to announce and to congratulate Saatchi & Saatchi on restoring their employee’s access to 2oceansvibe. We received an email from an employee confirming that it was indeed restricted, but was fixed within the last week. Well done! If anything, we’ll see an improvement on the latest Loerie […]

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The Muse is native to Plettenberg Bay and is therefore the source of these random Plettenberg Bay posts. Plett always was, and still is a part of our lives in Cape Town, so it works out pretty well. I was recently forwarded these pics taken during last week’s storms.   Not a good day for […]

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In case you missed the “This Great Country” feature of the first Luv Sport TV show on Friday night, here it is. Please enjoy The Fruit Farmer below. Very, very special.   Click here if that video doesn’t play and then refresh the next page that loads again and again until it plays!   To […]

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Word on the street continues to suggest that “leading” advertising agency and creative powerhouse, Saatchi & Saatchi (SA), are STILL restricting employees’ access to 2oceansvibe.   Saatchi & Saatchi SA’s website (You gotta see this)   For a company so highly regarding in the SA advertising industry, one wonders how long this China-like restriction on […]

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I need to write this as fast as possible before my asthma kicks in. CLICK HERE for The Sun’s article I couldn’t possibly imagine what living in England is like at the moment. I mean, to be on the brink of winning something besides Laser Yachting must be too much for the media to handle. […]

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My GOD, Saturday was a gorgeous day! I cleverly didn’t over-indulge at Asoka the night before, following the launch of the first Luv Sport TV show. A good night’s sleep and a fresh joint (I went for the pinner – three drags and go) ensured maximum enjoyment of the good weather. I had breakfast scheduled […]

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You will notice that the 2oceansvibe LIVE WEBCAM has moved to a different venue. That is because 2oceansvibe is involved with the new sports/lifestyle TV show, Luv Sport.   A shot from yesterday during set building So click “Live Webcam” in the left menu to keep an eye on what is going on in the […]

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To the angels out there looking around for a role model, this is the one. Christina Aguilera is about 12 different shades of awesome.     Don’t waste your time analysing such FILTH as Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid or Jeremy Mansfield. No, no – Christina is the one you want. Fuck she rocks.   […]

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Not three hours ago, Springbok captain John Smit touched down at DF Malan airport in Cape Town. Yes, I know the name has changed, but I like it.   Seth welcomes Barney to the Fairest Cape   Important announcements include the R1.3 billion jackpot in today’s EuroMillions lottery. That is a very real issue that […]

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I think these shots are pretty self explanatory. The whole team got Monty wigs and went through a formal squad photo shoot – with the wigs on. Quality humour.   Monty is not wearing a wig – his is real. You get the concept, right? It looks great on HIM! No ways! Check how funny […]

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It’s like that scene from the movie Studio 54 when they all go back to the club one last time. Only this time it’s in Claremont and it’s on Friday night. One of the original Taboo barman has managed to hire the original venue for one night only. It is currently the “Mainland China” Restaurant […]

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I love it when chicks take swipes at each other in public. Like this fine example featuring Elton John and Lily Allen which took place on Tuesday night, as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards.   Elton and Lily during happier times   Time online reports:   In front of a […]

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I’ll be completely honest, I have NEVER found an anti-virus software program that I like, let alone one that works. There is ALWAYS something wrong with it. It either slows down my computer to a grinding halt (keeping earth in orbit requires a large number of programs to be running simultaneously on my computer) or […]

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