Remember last week how I was carrying on about the EuroMillions Superdraw? And you remember how I go on about the fact that you have to be in it to win it and only a fool would abstain? It looks like this young lady followed through on that sentiment and got 5 correct numbers. Because […]

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    [thanks dad]

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Don’t know if you caught this in The Times last month with the sub heading, “Accused said he was going to sort it out ‘the Irish way’“   A Western Cape pensioner who shot a man in the knee in a fit of rage over slow service has been handed a R5.7-million bill by the […]

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It’s crazy to think that it was a full year ago that we were galavanting around Darling and enjoying the Western Cape’s premier music festival with SA’s hottest acts, live on stage. And this year it gets even more crazy, because they’ve thrown in the likes of Eagle Eye Cherry with The Dirty Skirts, Goldfish, […]

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Here are some recent pics of Paris Hilton at The Abbey Food and Bar in Los Angeles. She’s throwing around a whole new vibe. Change of hair as well, I see.   Hilts throwing a whole new vibe   I’m fine with it. Good accessorising with the bag and heels. It’s good to change one’s […]

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I must say, it’s about time someone broke it down. Hilarious reading for those of you who feel the pain. Important reading for those of you who have no idea. I enjoyed the third commandment, “Thou Shalt Not “Friend” People You Don’t Actually Know”   Add as friend? What does the word “friend” mean to […]

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  Cokey Falkow was not driving.

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I swear to God. This is not a hoax. Scarlett Johansson married Van Wilder star, Ryan Reynolds this weekend. All this, while Paul Newman was dying.   Scarlett JohanssonOff the market I cannot confirm what effect this will have on marriage certificates which feature Scarlett Johansson under the “Celebrity Indiscretion” clause. You know, the part […]

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Our World Cup 2010 mascot is an Asian cartoon looking leopard with green dreadlocks. His name is Zakumi. There never could have been a mascot that would have impressed us. It will ALWAYS be received by hand-cupped gasps of, “OH MY GOD!”   Zakumi   It’s not shocking as much as it is disappointing. Once […]

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With MNET going for the versatile, yet semi-fresh, Shrek 3; it was annoying to find e-TV went for Bad Boys – as MNET win this week’s round of the Sunday Night 8 o’ clock TV movie wars.   BAD BOYSe-TV get lazy   Sunday night 8 o’ clock movie aficionados will agree that e-TV have […]

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The biggest SuperDraw Jackpot Prize of 2008 takes place tonight. €130,000,000 is up for grabs. That’s one hundred and thirty million EURO’S! And YOU can win it, right here in South Africa. Or, anywhere you are in the world, for that matter! I’m not going to go on about what you can buy with it, […]

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Jonty sent me this wonderful overview of our new president, Kgalema Motlanthe.   Kgalema Motlanthe South African President September 2008-   The incredibly thorough report which spans everything from his childhood years to his views on Zimbabwe, included this little piece:   In an August 1997 interview with O’Malley he spoke with grudging admiration of […]

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This, from finalternatives.com:   If hedge fund managers don’t want to see pictures of their bare breasts published in a national magazine, they had better keep their shirts on at parties. A Manhattan judge has tossed out a lawsuit filed by hedge fund manager Maria Kristina Dominguez, who accused Vibe magazine of publishing a photo […]

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I was feeling a little peckish the other day. I knew I shouldn’t be having carbs, but I felt noodles could slip through the net without detection. I wasn’t close to Long Street, so Noodlebosch was out of the question. And I didn’t hangover so I couldn’t deal with the dried out nonsense from Knorr, […]

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You’ll remember the latest hot-off-the-press news that my folks have bought a scanner and have been emailing me a steady flow of early pictorials. And by “steady flow,” I mean “barrage.” This, the latest installment, shows Seth’s incredible focus and determination.   Seth – the BMX days “Oh my God! That picture of you as […]

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Please enjoy this, from The New York Times:   A former cabdriver who struck it rich in Russian oil and went on to invest in Manhattan real estate has signed a contract to buy a Fifth Avenue mansion for $40 million.   Duke Semans Mansion Quite mean   Tamir Sapir, who immigrated to the United […]

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I know a lot has been said on these pages in the past, and I understand that some of you might think I’m waging a secret little war against the Shimano-ladened breathren. But I’m not. I’m just teasing. I’m just being observant and asking questions. Like right here, right now. I promise I’m not “having […]

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Still wading through the aftermath of the instant fame he received following his well documented delivery/encounter (article here) with a gaggle of hot Camps Bay babes, Brendan, the Butlers Pizza “celebrity driver” is still a very hot commodity. Take it from me! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting it. Nor did I expect any driver […]

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Jason risked all and sent this in. It was a risk worth taking.     2008 Hurricane season spawns new product line of Hurricane Shoes ! Surfersvillage Global Surf News, 15 September, 2008 : The 2008 Hurricane season is predicted to be more severe than last year. This month, September, is the peak month of […]

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The boys have just released another single, “Daddy Don’t Disco” from their new album with the same name. And they’ve cleaned it, again. You fell in love with “Can’t Remember Your Name” and I swear to you, you’re gonna have to two-time that song with this little masterpiece. My God.. CLICK HERE to give it […]

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You never know what you’re going to get.   Check it out for yourself www.sometimesredsometimesblue.com   It was blue when I checked.

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Tsk, tsk. Chiara never did enjoy the spellcheck   Mkebi? Oh you mean Thoba Mkebi? Sis, come on guys..   [thanks adrian]

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I know what you’re thinking and I understand that it sounds like I’m talking kak, but I can confidently tell you that this is happening on Friday night. On TV. At 21h10. On SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DCTV). Let’s go through those one by one. Rugby God, Percy Montgomery:   Monty – killing it […]

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Now some of you might have missed a post I gave a couple years back outlining the POES project at NASA. This is a very real thing in the US and forms a major part of NASA’s space program. Seriously, check it out: Click here for NASA’s POES Project website More important to me is […]

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It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine.   Yup, that’s the one   As the new face of Blue Bay […]

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Anything you want, we’ve got it. Anything you need, we’ve got it. Anything at all, we’ve got it. Baaaaaaaaby! Once again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is expressed in a multiple-orgasmic response in my inbox, to my request for information regarding the following ocean going vessel, spotted at Clifton 4th on the weekend. This, […]

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I’m not sure if it was their intention, but I could barely breathe from laughter as I watched a guy in a hoodie dancing in the window at the Apple Store in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront shopping centre, a few weeks back. I knelt down on my knees and thanked God that I had my […]

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This weekend brought another dollop of sunshine, beauty, weed, sex and general spice. Not least of which being this pleasure craft of sorts spotted in the bay. Now I’ve seen a lot of incredibly spicy boats and yachts along the shores of Camps Bay and Clifton in my time, but this is the first time […]

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Don’t forget to tune in tonight at 21h10 on SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DSTV) to catch the latest installment of Luv Sport ! Tonight’s guests include SA cricketer Dale Steyn, UCT star 1st XV rugby star Herbie Mayosi and the editor of Sports Illustrated, Steve Smith.   Some of last week’s guests, Ryk and […]

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It was within the last week that Madonna took to the stage in Lisbon and emboerrissed herself. At the age of 50 it doesn’t matter how fit you are or the fact that you eat perfectly and have access to the world’s most expensive age-defying products. The point is, you’re 50! I mean, my Mother […]

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