You know that steep road that joins Kloof Road with Kloof Nek Road? Just up from Bacini’s? Ja, that’s the one. Well, anyway, it’s blocked off because a tree committed suicide over the road. I swear. Check it out.   Hectrique!The winds experienced today are what we call “crazy”   I think that guy standing […]

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Best Man speeches can go either way. They can bomb, or they can kill. Some best men miss the mandate and spend their time regaling stories of the various skanks the groom nailed in his singles – Cringe City. Whilst others are just sublime, like when The Rock completely fucking murdered it on The Outside […]

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A lovely series of shots showing The Queen’s husband, The Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, letting one go.   Aah, I enjoyed that. He did to, it seems.   [thanks fred]

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Oh my God, I SINCERELY hope the ex-pats in London have taken the 22 bus DIRECTLY to Harrods to lick the new Veuve Clicquot Champagne bar from floor to ceiling. There is a VERY good chance that heaven looks like this.   The lilies in the corner are exactly how I dreamt it   How […]

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I spotted this at one of our faves, Imod. Check it out:     That’s pretty much the standard we’re trying to keep here.   [thanks jonty]

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Some buddies of mine (including The Film Guy) have started this very cool Cape Town concept, called Taxi Jam. You can check out their website here. In a sentence : Taxi Jam is a selection of South Africa’s finest creative talent performing in an intimate 5 minute taxi ride. It’s pretty fucking cool and I […]

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I woke today and thought of this. I feel you need to feel it. The unmistakable Ving Rhames.   Just remember that..

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Doing time on the beach.   Fine Cute

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Like taxis, we have come to tolerate our lycra-engulfed brethren and now realise that the only defense is to simply divert young childrens’ attention away from the bizarre behaviour and stray balls on display. Sunday morning gave us some extreme examples of how the Shimano Warriors’ anti-social behaviour has gone WAY past the edge of […]

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You may have caught the news that Amy’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been freed from jail and has gone directly to rehab. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here. We’re focusing on Amy and I think the best thing would be to get a visual update. I made up a saying a few years […]

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I’ve never been to the Diemersfontein Wine Farm before and, given that it was the first of it’s kind, I had never before indulged in the Woolworths Wine Festival. And what a treat it was! Positioned next to the town of Wellington and owned by Woolworths co-founders, The Sonnenberg Family, the farm is one of […]

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It goes, “Ey stranger. Long time. Do you remember who i am and what i look like or do you enjoy deliberately ignoring someone when their (her spelling) literally sitting behind you at Caprice“ Weird. She starts off semi-normal, and then seems to get a bit of a wobbly towards the end. I get a […]

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Jeremy Clarkson is in the dwang, as Labour MP, Chris Mole has called for the BBC to sack the popular Top Gear presenter, following some remarks he made on his show.   Jezza Clarkson – generally doesn’t care a toss And wait till you find out what he said.. This, from wheels24:   BBC asked […]

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Ryan Sandes, AKA “Hedgie” will be joining us on the show tonight. Ryan has leaped into the spotlight after completing the metamorphosis from surf-rat to running legend. Check out his website here and see how he is CLEANING the world’s runners taking part in multi-stage running marathons all over the world, including the Sahara desert. […]

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I’ve never really caused a scene about Jessica Biel, but couldn’t let this picture that appeared in my inbox go to waste. Yeah, she fine..   Jessica Biel – fine!   Justin Timberlake is tapping that at the moment, you’ll be interested to know. Leonardo’s sloppy seconds, I might add. Ooooh!

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You might have read the stories in the press surrounding the crash of Johann Rupert’s Ferrari F50, at the hands of his son, 22 year old Anton Rupert Jnr. We didn’t publish anything here as we didn’t feel their scandalous tone warranted a mention.     What we will publish, however, is Johann Rupert’s response, […]

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Good. Next..   [thanks mike]

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  I like that.   [thanks rich]

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Ok team, let’s do the right thing and get registered to vote. There are only 3 days left. Check it out: If you can’t make it this weekend for whatever reason, you can actually register any day this week before 9 November at the Cape Town Municipality Office, Paul Sauer Building, 1 Adderley St (next […]

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I simply MUST get a copy of yesterday’s DAILY VOICE newspaper. I took this picture yesterday of a headline suggesting a UFO airport had been uncovered in Hout Bay. Oh my goodness! I couldn’t believe what I was reading!   Believe it, because it’s TRUE!   I didn’t buy it because I ASSUMED I would […]

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Whilst the likes of De Grendel wine are making use of niche marketing opportunities and, as a result, are thriving in today’s ever-changing market place, Distell prefers to block their staff to the outside world. This, while the front page of their website proclaims, “Distell is Africa’s leading producer and marketer of fine wines, spirits, […]

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It’s a special feeling I get every year, when I see my first Christmas Beetle. It conjures up all sorts of feelings, emotions and memories. One of which would be the boarding school days, where we referred to them as “Joeys.” We would catch them, shake them around in our cupped hands, and then release […]

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This is quite brilliant. You’ll remember this image was/is used in advertisements and on the streets to create awareness with regards to mountain fires and the resulting danger to animals, with the caption usually being a quote from a tearful “BOKKIE,” saying, “Look what you’re doing!” with a dramatic fire in the background. Well someone […]

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We’ve chatted before about this lovely game the Atlantic Ocean plays from time to time, called “lake-lake.” That’s what it is doing today. It usually comes with an ever-so-thin haze in the sky, causing the ocean to look almost metallic in colour.   Camps Bay – todayvery kak   Yup, that’s the one. So anyway, […]

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One of our favourite supermodels, Heidi Klum, is in a bit of pooh over her chosen Halloween costume.   Heidi Klum extends her reach   Enjoy this from NDTV:   Supermodel Heidi Klum has stirred a controversy by dressing up as Hindu goddess Kali for a Halloween party, with some Hindus seeking an apology from […]

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Don’t know if you caught that, this morning. On the lamp posts. You know those headlines printed on cardboard that the various newspapers tie onto street lamp posts? Ja, those ones. Well one of our local tabloids, “The Voice,” threw out that vibe today. Just as you saw in the headline of this article. That’s […]

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That’s a bit better! Not to be outdone by the McCartney/Mills divorce chaos, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie affair has taken it to the next level, including crazed fans willing to kill the opposing spouse, in the name of their idol. Check it out, from The Mirror:   Guy’s knife terror – crazed Madonna fan’s bid to […]

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What a stunning little story sent in by our very own G-Man. Times online reports:   World’s worst boxer throws in the towel on lucrative career as human punchbag   Peter Buckley, defeated 256 times, says that his next fight will be his last. He boxes so often that he sometimes turns up with a […]

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This is the new Maserati and it has a stunning two digit CA numberplate. For those of you who don’t know, short CA numberplates are INFINITELY cooler than ANY WP numberplate – a single digit WP numberplate PALES in comparison to even a double digit CA numberplate. Do not be confused. I would FAR rather […]

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A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel. Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out!   Good times..   People magazine reports:   “This is one of the most special evenings […]

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