I think these shots are pretty self explanatory. The whole team got Monty wigs and went through a formal squad photo shoot – with the wigs on. Quality humour.   Monty is not wearing a wig – his is real. You get the concept, right? It looks great on HIM! No ways! Check how funny […]

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It’s like that scene from the movie Studio 54 when they all go back to the club one last time. Only this time it’s in Claremont and it’s on Friday night. One of the original Taboo barman has managed to hire the original venue for one night only. It is currently the “Mainland China” Restaurant […]

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I love it when chicks take swipes at each other in public. Like this fine example featuring Elton John and Lily Allen which took place on Tuesday night, as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards.   Elton and Lily during happier times   Time online reports:   In front of a […]

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I’ll be completely honest, I have NEVER found an anti-virus software program that I like, let alone one that works. There is ALWAYS something wrong with it. It either slows down my computer to a grinding halt (keeping earth in orbit requires a large number of programs to be running simultaneously on my computer) or […]

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The first promo for Luv Sport has hit South African screens. The highly anticipated new sports/lifestyle show, hosted by Bob Skinstad (The 2oceansvibe Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) and Tammy-Anne Fortuin kicks off on Friday night. It is a live weekly show at 21h00 on SuperSport 1. Check it out..   Luv Sport […]

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Hectique! [thanks bern]

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Honestly this will probably be the last of it. We just couldn’t not show pics of the foam factory outside Caprice this weekend. Check these out, sent in by Gazza F.   Sponsored by Badedas   Nice

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I assume you caught the news that the Cape has been pummeled with high winds, seas and foam content. I do enjoy the funny foam that the sea sprays over Sea Point. I also enjoy the way people embrace it.   Funny man   Nice one. But then check out this Lambo owner who emboerrissed […]

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I’ve been keeping Springbok coach, Peter de Villiers’s quotes at an arm’s length until now. I thought ridicule of any form, so early on in his tenure, would be in bad taste. Not anymore. Not when he starts throwing around David Brent (from The Office ) quotes like this little beauty yesterday after our victory […]

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Seriously, this is very radical shit happening here. I can’t believe it. Friday’s lottery did not produce a winner and the EuroMillions lottery has rolled over for a SIXTH TIME. Next Friday’s kackpot is sitting at €110,000,000. In Pounds : £89,000,000 (89 million Euros. Say that out loud). In US Dollar : $163,000,000 (163 million […]

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Not since 2007 has a rollover draw gone over R1 billion. I want to tell you something. It is a God given FACT that YOU can win that money. The last time it hit a jackpot of A BILLION RAND, it was won by ONE person. Some guy. A very happy guy. I’ll tell you […]

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I found the following writeup by Spike on the Wavescapes.co.za website. You will quickly work out that we’re in for a bit of havoc this weekend, here in the Fairest Cape.     Forecast – Last Update (Spike, Friday 29 August) Well, the yo yo of the models continues. Upgrade, downgrade, upgrade, downgrade. Either way, […]

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    [thanks iron mike]

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You know the article I wrote last week about the plane that went down in Spain last week? The one that killed around 150 people? Ja, so anyway, that plane was a MD-82. It’s the ONLY model that 1 Time airlines use. Good luck with that.   The MD-82 – 150 people dead   They […]

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The Insurance Broker is no doubt in his element today as the gloved one turns 50!   No matter how hard he tried, Michael couldn’t get rid of the smell.   This, from MSNBC:   Michael Jackson turns 50 on Friday. What do you get for the man who has everything, including a killer discography, […]

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I touched down in Durban on Saturday lunch time and went straight to the stadium for the Australia vs. SA Tri-Nations game. I was in town to get footage of John Smit for our new TV Show which launches live on SuperSport 1, 21h00, Friday, 5 September. Oh ja, I’m dead fucking serious. Look out […]

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This is the wall of Sienna Miller’s Norf London home.   Someone has indicated their belief that Sienna Miller is a “slut”   It’s not what you want to find in the morning when you leave your home. I once walked out of my place (when I was living with The Hooker and The Insurance […]

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The basic home computer   That is pure quality. It would be cool if the Music button took you STRAIGHT to this song every time. As a starting point.

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I’ll be honest, I felt a cold chill down my spine when I saw this flyer in my inbox. I can remember different names for different party nights – like “Thirsty Thursdays” and “Monday Madness” (Taboo days..). But never before had I heard a name so incredibly powerful and descriptive as MOTHERLESS MONDAYS! Hahaha! Jesus, […]

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..if you had noticed that the lottery rolled over again? I swear to God, Click here to see for yourself. It’s sitting at ONE BILLION RAND for Friday’s draw. It’s the biggest rollover lottery this year. FACT. I just wanted to say that. That’s all. We’ll chat more about it on Friday. Click here to […]

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Earlier on in the year there was much excitement during the voting process for the new Monopoly World Edition game board. Cape Town was a contender and the likes of 2oceansvibe and other influential media outlets pushed people to vote. Well I think everyone can give themselves a pat on the back – Cape Town […]

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I will remind you that Boris Johnson is the very same very new London mayor who, upon winning the London Mayoral election, declared, “Tomorrow we get cracking, but tonight we drink.”   Boris JohnsonPure entertainment   I am very pleased to announce that Boris is back with a new speech, which he delivered at the […]

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That’s right. Zuma. She has named her child Zuma. Yes… ZUMA!!!! It’s all happening here, ladies and gentlemen! From CNN:   LOS ANGELES (AP) — It’s Love, Angel, Music and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who gave birth to a boy Thursday. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani added to their family with the birth […]

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Fresh from completely dominating Ibiza and continuing to do so, Goldfish are popping in to London tomorrow for the ex-pats and others to enjoy their sexual music sensation! Enjoy this latest pic of our boys frolicking in Ibiza, taken by 2oceansvibe Character, The Photographer (check out his website here).   Baby Jesus and Dom, literally […]

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An unprecedented combination of fame and infamy was found just last week in Cape Town, at Caprice, when Springbok rugby hero, AJ Venter, stumbled upon none other but The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town ! This, from AJ.   AJ Venter and The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town   Hey Seth, Sunday night we decided […]

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You know this is a genuine lottery, right? You understand that people aren’t allowed to just make up things like this, right? That would be illegal and it certainly wouldn’t be featured on 2oceansvibe. Because at 2oceansvibe everyone is safe. That is why you are here. I just hope you fully grasp that this is […]

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Those like-minded people out there will understand the enormity of genuine, well formed networks. Doing business through people you can trust, immediately takes it to the next level. More gets done and more money gets made. It breaks down barriers, you could say. If you didn’t realise what was going on at 2oceansvibe then you’ve […]

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It is common knowledge that, for an extra tip, Butler’s Pizza drivers are able to go beyond the call of duty. The last time I heard, it was R50 to get your driver to do five star jumps. The Butler’s Indicator has always sat at around 10 (Rands to the star jump). But there’s loads […]

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It is a pity that the downfall of our entire nation’s Olympic team, has to be the grande finale of the never-ending litmus test used by those people left who continue to push the Crocs envelope. You push. And you push. And you push. Now look what you’ve done. We look like a bunch of […]

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  Yup, check out more pics from Anna Kournikova’s Maxim September 2008 shoot here.

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