I like that.   [thanks rich]

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Ok team, let’s do the right thing and get registered to vote. There are only 3 days left. Check it out: If you can’t make it this weekend for whatever reason, you can actually register any day this week before 9 November at the Cape Town Municipality Office, Paul Sauer Building, 1 Adderley St (next […]

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I simply MUST get a copy of yesterday’s DAILY VOICE newspaper. I took this picture yesterday of a headline suggesting a UFO airport had been uncovered in Hout Bay. Oh my goodness! I couldn’t believe what I was reading!   Believe it, because it’s TRUE!   I didn’t buy it because I ASSUMED I would […]

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Whilst the likes of De Grendel wine are making use of niche marketing opportunities and, as a result, are thriving in today’s ever-changing market place, Distell prefers to block their staff to the outside world. This, while the front page of their website proclaims, “Distell is Africa’s leading producer and marketer of fine wines, spirits, […]

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It’s a special feeling I get every year, when I see my first Christmas Beetle. It conjures up all sorts of feelings, emotions and memories. One of which would be the boarding school days, where we referred to them as “Joeys.” We would catch them, shake them around in our cupped hands, and then release […]

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This is quite brilliant. You’ll remember this image was/is used in advertisements and on the streets to create awareness with regards to mountain fires and the resulting danger to animals, with the caption usually being a quote from a tearful “BOKKIE,” saying, “Look what you’re doing!” with a dramatic fire in the background. Well someone […]

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We’ve chatted before about this lovely game the Atlantic Ocean plays from time to time, called “lake-lake.” That’s what it is doing today. It usually comes with an ever-so-thin haze in the sky, causing the ocean to look almost metallic in colour.   Camps Bay – todayvery kak   Yup, that’s the one. So anyway, […]

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One of our favourite supermodels, Heidi Klum, is in a bit of pooh over her chosen Halloween costume.   Heidi Klum extends her reach   Enjoy this from NDTV:   Supermodel Heidi Klum has stirred a controversy by dressing up as Hindu goddess Kali for a Halloween party, with some Hindus seeking an apology from […]

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Don’t know if you caught that, this morning. On the lamp posts. You know those headlines printed on cardboard that the various newspapers tie onto street lamp posts? Ja, those ones. Well one of our local tabloids, “The Voice,” threw out that vibe today. Just as you saw in the headline of this article. That’s […]

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That’s a bit better! Not to be outdone by the McCartney/Mills divorce chaos, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie affair has taken it to the next level, including crazed fans willing to kill the opposing spouse, in the name of their idol. Check it out, from The Mirror:   Guy’s knife terror – crazed Madonna fan’s bid to […]

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What a stunning little story sent in by our very own G-Man. Times online reports:   World’s worst boxer throws in the towel on lucrative career as human punchbag   Peter Buckley, defeated 256 times, says that his next fight will be his last. He boxes so often that he sometimes turns up with a […]

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This is the new Maserati and it has a stunning two digit CA numberplate. For those of you who don’t know, short CA numberplates are INFINITELY cooler than ANY WP numberplate – a single digit WP numberplate PALES in comparison to even a double digit CA numberplate. Do not be confused. I would FAR rather […]

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A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel. Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out!   Good times..   People magazine reports:   “This is one of the most special evenings […]

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I was a little peckish the other morning so I popped into the Vida e on Kloof Road. I felt like something different and asked Msizi if the Prego Roll was any good. He said I would enjoy it. So off I went.   The Prego Roll – by Vida eInsane   As worldly and […]

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We’re at the end of October and, before the boys start growing their moustaches for the month of Movember (NOTE: WE ARE ALL GROWING OUR MOUSTACHES FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER – FACT), I thought we should play something upbeat. Well, as usual, the real reason why we’re playing this tune is it gave me […]

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Capetonians’ favourite pastime of driving absolutely motherless will come under strain this weekend as word is getting out about this weekend’s road block “blits” that will be hitting a blurry road near you. Apparently this season’s road block activity will be the most hard-core ever performed. Ever. In the Milky Way.   This is not […]

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The Volvo Ocean Race is an around the World sailing challenge that happens every three years. It is a MASSIVE undertaking with nine or 10 legs in total and takes over nine months to complete. And they’re in Cape Town in a couple days time! They will undergo repairs and the sailors get rest until […]

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Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics.     I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]

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I’ve wanted to mention this for quite some time and finally got it done this morning. It is well documented that I use Redken Maneuver as my hair product of choice. It comes in at a reassuringly expensive price and is only available in actual salons. Like the Partners “Hair Design” (hilarious) chain of salons. […]

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It’s extreme from the North Pole to the fields and streets of South Africa this week on Luv Sport, SA’s number 1 multi-sport magazine show, Friday night, 21h10 on Supersport 1 (channel 201). Ok to put it into perspective, you should be aware that Lewis Pugh has been on Jay Leno. Can you grasp that? […]

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A couple of weeks back I told you about Newbie Bowls, the lawn bowling phenomenan engulfing Cape Town. In particular, I mentioned the tournaments they put together at The Glen Country Club above La Med in Clifton. Well… I couldn’t resist and ended up going to see for myself. Wow! I can get VERY used […]

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While our local flying squad rate themselves in their GTi’s and Beemers, and our police chief, Jackie Selebi, cruises around in a Hummer , I think the Italian Police have taken the cake. They have just taken delivery of a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. No Spice!   Imagine this puppy in your rearview mirror […]

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Ok, let me break it down for you. Andrew Sachs (aged 78) is the actor who played Manuel in the British comedy classic, Fawlty Towers (also starring John Cleese as Basil Fawlty).   Andrew Sachs as Manuel in Fawlty Towers   Now this fellow, Andrew Sachs, received a number of obscene phone calls on his […]

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As I often say, these things look pretty normal around here, until you take a picture of them and realise, Christ, this is NOT normal. Ilan W sent this in of a skateboarder catching a ride on the side of a front-end loader on Sea Point’s Beach Road. Here we see our boy waiting at […]

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I received a wonderful email from Malcolm T, who witnessed the same thing I did on Sunday night. Hi Seth I popped home to Cape Town from Mud Island this weekend for my 30th and no trip back would be the same without a few hundred Jack Black beers at Caprice on a Sunday night. […]

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I honestly didn’t know what to expect when I pressed play on this clip. I noticed Paul Snodgrass and the Golf Punk crew on a mountain top, taking numerous swings at a ball. There seemed to be a helicopter of sorts in the background. I wasn’t quite sure where it was all going. Neither did […]

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With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling..   “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]

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Previous articles about the Luv Sport “Green Room” with the likes of Mark Fish, were decidedly diluted. But this week there is no mistaking the chaos as we spy this pic taken on Friday nights showing a gaggle of models indulging in some KFC, Jack Black beer and hamburgers. Naughty. Very naughty.   Luv Sport’s […]

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Hugh “Blades” Bladen, the South African rugby commentating institution, is no stranger to spoofs, parodies and tributes. And this most recent shrine must surely be the most professionally put together example yet. Something I feel you will enjoy. I must therefore steer you towards OverToHugh.co.za:   overtohugh.co.za   The site includes all sorts of trivia […]

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Harrods owner and professional conspiracy theorist, Mohammed Al Fayed, is in a spot of bother. A 15-year-old spot of bother, to be precise.   Harrods owner and stand-up comedian, Mohammed Al Fayed   This, from the UK’s Independent:   Police investigate claims Fayed sexually assaulted 15-year-oldHarrods owner accused of forcibly kissing teenage girl Mohammed Al […]

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