Thanks Tara W for sending in these pics of the new Jolie-Pitt twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. It is said that the twins have brought “wonderful chaos” to Brad and Angelina’s lives. I’m sure they have. The most beautiful, perfect, wonderful chaos. The twins were born prem, which is apparently quite normal for twins. […]
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Following a browse of the 2oceansvibe relaunch party photographs, you were probably left in a state of alarm, at the incredibleness (new word – use it) of my tan in the middle of Winter. I’ll be honest. I cheated. I went to the tan can. And not just any tan can – it was the […]
It is interesting to note that Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce from his wife, just days after rolling a car with another female passenger, [pause for effect] Demaris Meyer! Let’s have a look at Miss Daisy: Freeman is tapping Demaris Mayer Hmm. Interesting choice Morgs went for. But understandable. You can tell […]
Once again, Miley Cyrus has had her phone hacked. Once again we are subjected to photo’s of her in various stages of undress. Once again she is pulling that ridiculous pout. I’m glad she is keeping an eye on that tummy. At 16 years of age, there is no excuse. Actually, there is never an […]
Yeah! Just SLAM it! Slam it like you mean it! The Surfer punishes a wave, displaying a unique prowess which magically, yet effortlessly, manages to blend the flash of a rock star with the poise of a bellerina. BANG! That just happened.. The Surfer – dancing (click image to zoom in) Two words […]
Check it out: CLICK HERE IF IT SAYS THE VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE (Then, keep refreshing that page several times until it plays) “Unlike them, I’m hot!” Come on, that IS funny!
The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward sent this in, with the comment, “Too beautiful! Remember this guy? His name was on text books at school!” ‘A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, […]
This is real. It’s a cheque made out in Zimbabwe to purchase a tractor. I remember as a kid being blown away by the fact that there was something bigger than a billion. I was incredibly excited to learn that it was called a “trillion.” It just sounds so make-believe. A TRILLION! Surely that is […]
Not quite sure what’s going on here. Spotted by The Roofer, this week. Not ideal.
The Interior Decorator emailed me yesterday after taking a stroll down Web Boulevard in the search of a videographer for her wedding to The Bond Guy. But this article is not about them, it is about a website that she found called www.photo-video.co.za At first, the site looks like it offers the standard services one […]
I stumbled upon this stunning pic of ex-Wonderbra postergirl and supermodel, Eva Herzigova. Actually, I stumbled upon a number of pics and allowed The Muse to make the final selection. Fine! I dig Eva’s vibe. Embrace it, girls.
Well this guy is just turning into a phenomenon. While the TBG is away, The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town will play! The vibe continued with this sighting sent in by Grant Mc, who spotted our boy at Caprice the other day. The blue leather pants were a giveaway.   Not long after that […]
I’ve said it a before and I maintain that 2oceansvibe will never become altogether “political.” I do, however, have to lend an ear to the state of the nation and report back from time to time. Particularly when it is taking such a spicy tone, as it is at the moment. Jay Z […]
You think I’m kidding? No, Sir, I’m not kidding. I received this info yesterday from HD, friend of 2oceansvibe. “Queen guitarist, Brian May , handed in his completed Astrophysics thesis this week,” was all he said. I wasn’t quite sure what was going on and I did a little search on the cyberweb. Brain […]
Good morning, friends! I never thought I’d have the strength to do it, but I have finally gone through and filtered the 1,000 photographs taken on the night and compiled 36 pages of thumbnails for you to browse through/stalk.  2oceansvibe.com relaunch party, Cafe Caprice, 25 July 2008  Thanks again to Lindt, Pongracz, Two […]
Thank you Angelina and Brad for your gift to the world. Click that for zoomed in shot
There will be some more posts later. I’m just a little slow today. Just be cool. Check out www.peanutbutterlovers.com if you’re bored.
Well hello there! Some of you may have noticed that 2oceansvibe was down for the whole of Sunday and a little bit this morning. It didn’t really bother me as I took two Calmettes when The Muse left this morning and am therefore immune to any and all surprise attacks. I prefer focussing on natural […]
Apparently the guy landed outside Markhams. That would mean he jumped from the level above, just outside YDE. Not very high, but the “head first” vibe certainly wouldn’t have helped things. I would have done a judo roll or something. Cher was spot on – Love Hurts
It’s pretty much 4pm on Friday and before everyone packs up for the weekend, I thought I’d let you know what I found. It’s called Patron Tequila and is billed as the #1 tequila in the word! Ballsy, to say the least. Gorgeous to look at, nonetheless. So I thought I would take my first […]
Well it couldn’t have come at a better time. God, look at you – you’re a wreck! But don’t panic, they won’t take your house or your car. It’s pretty much impossible when you’ve got R320,000,000 in the bank. Then I suggest you fly away – far away. Go on a shopping trip I reckon. […]
The youngest and trashiest of the three Playboy Mansion girls, Kendra, hit the golf course this week and flashed a bit of flesh for the boys. And girls. Great vibe! Almost as great as the guy in the background with the cap on, who seems to have frozen to the spot with his wank bank […]
I stumbled upon this in a magazine this week. Probably a very expensive sophisticated magazine from overseas. There was an article about a memo that was once sent by South Park creator Matt Stone, to the Motion Picture Association of America, outlining the cuts made to the South Park Movie, so as to avoid an […]
I remember The Photographer wearing these for most of our lives. I never knew where he got them from and he seemed to want to keep it secret. I kind of wanted a pair, but never asked. They reminded me of the shoes that ninja’s wore, which certainly appealed to me. Anyway, I let him […]
We’re not in the business of sensational news and this is not one of those bizarre stories that you read in People magazine. This is all over CNN and SKY this morning. In short, a man was attacked, stabbed and beheaded as he slept on a Greyhound bus in Canada. Associated Press reports: A […]
I enjoy this. If you want to find out if you’re awesome, go to www.amiawesome.com Hah – did you like that? Of course you did.
Never before have I felt more sorry for those of you out there who are unable to play videos over the internet. You know that is a basic human right, righdon’t you? I know that Woolworths head office struggles to get videos and only deals in static things. Like paper and pictures and words. Nonetheless, […]
Here’s a pic of Bar Refaeli taken in St. Tropez this week. DiCaprio has been tapping her, on and off, for over a year now – following his tenure with Gisele Bundchen. Bar Refaeli – supersonic Nice. Good vibe. She should come to Cape Town. She’s been here before, but I’d urge her […]