What is this new vomit trend that is sweeping the nation? It started last week when the press printed Luke Watson’s alleged comments regarding the Springbok Emblem – “Me having to wear the Springbok jersey, to keep myself from vomiting on it, because there is a bigger picture, because men and women have bled for […]

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So you hopefully caught the story yesterday about Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing their divorce. Well, I thought you would find it interesting that she is apparently very much involved with “New York Yankees slugger,” Alex Rodriguez. He is incredibly wealthy and FAR younger than her (33 vs 50). Apart from being able to get […]

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I don’t know why everyone is talking about the “World markets” when something far more serious is under foot. That being the fact that David and Victoria Beckham’s housekeepers (and son) have been arrested for stealing their possessions and attempting to flog them on eBay.   David and Victoria Beckham, sleeping.That is how they sleep. […]

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It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH.   CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]

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Well the ex-pats in Dubai are in for a treat of note! See what I did there? I said “of note” because Goldfish are musical and music is written using music NOTES! I come up with stuff like this the WHOLE TIME! But seriously, to all the South Africans living in Dubai, do yourselves a […]

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I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may:   Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED?   Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]

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So you probably caught the story about Luke Watson on iol which refers to a Rugby365 article about some comments that he made. This, a follow-up to the recent resurfacing of the tiresome notion to scrap the Sprngbok emblem.   Luke Watson – pumping iron He said the “bigger picture” kept him from vomiting on […]

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Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following comments.   Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is “The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it […]

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I haven’t made up my mind about the song itself, but I’ll give Britney the thumbs-up for taking a proven winning formula and repackaging it. Britters in her new music video   It’s a given that the music video for her original smash hit Baby One More Time had a lot to do with the […]

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As seen on the Inside Seth section of this site, my parents have continued scanning and emailing pics of me as a child. Hopefully you’ll be able to work out how it all turned into 2oceansvibe.   A penchant for fine automobiles began at an early age.   Now, I know what you’re thinking, and […]

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I spotted this motor vehicle on the way to Rocking The Daisies. Initially I got very excited, as I thought that perhaps the Bee Gees were playing a surprise set at the festival.   Oh my God! That’s not BARRY, is it?   I peered into the driver’s window as we overtook the car. Alas, […]

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This pic of Lindsay Lohan was taken earlier on this week in L.A.     Now I know what you’re thinking.   And I agree with you 100%.

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Now this is a treat! Last week was Newcastle United’s new interim manager, Joe Kinnear’s first official press conference. Please, oh please, have a little squizz over this – it’s seriously mind blowing. This, from guardian.co.uk:   ‘I have had a million pages of crap written about me. I’m ridiculed for no reason. I’m defenceless’ […]

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It’s happening again! They’re fighting to get rid of the Springbok emblem. This, on the first of a two-day “National Sports Indaba” held in Deben. My God, they are a tiresome lot.   Hello bokkie!   This, load of crap, from iol.co.za:   Rugby’s corporate sponsors and its hallowed symbol the Springbok came under fire […]

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Pretty phenomenal stuff! Check out this video!   CLICK HERE to watch video   These are crazy times, my friends. I mean, who would have thought?   [thanks lisa]

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As well traveled as I am, I must admit that I’ve never been to Thailand. I don’t know too much about it. Well, I suppose I do know a bit of stuff. Like I know that the culture of Thailand incorporates a great deal of influence from India, China, Cambodia, and the rest of Southeast […]

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I was forwarded this from someone working in a Cape Town (Kloof area) production company. It was sent to everyone in the organisation. Please enjoy it! [The email did not include this picture. I did that, just to add a bit of a vibe to the story.] Subject: BAD MOVE To whoever it was that […]

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As a seamless follow-up to our Star Trek / Star Wars article about Diora Baird, I give you this stunningly brilliant Lego sketch of Darth Vader’s impromptu visit to the canteen on board the Death Star.   Click here if that won’t play Quality. Pure quality. As we’ve come to expect from Eddie Izzard (Vader’s […]

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I am very pleased to announce that there is a new name for the 2010 mascot – the Liger with the dread locks. His name WAS Zakumi. But FROM NOW ON the 2010 mascot will be referred to as, “AmaScot Scot .” AmaScot Scot   The genius and necessity of this change is two-fold. You […]

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The Boston Herald Reports:   Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,” Berry joked to the mag in its November […]

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Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here)   Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt   And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about. “Holly Madison moves out of […]

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I’ll be honest, I had no idea this shit was going down right here in Camps Bay and Clifton! We’ve all seen the Newbie Bowls website before and it was only today that I looked out the car window and spotted the bowling greens from Victoria Road, overlooking Clifton and La Med! I remembered an […]

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Not content with their lumo-pink jerseys of yesteryear, gay Stade Francais President, Max Guazzini, has done it again! Sport24 reports:   Paris – High art, or high farce? You be the judge as the always colourful Stade Francais club in Paris launches its latest rugby jersey on the world. The trendy Parisian club has come […]

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Mary J Blige has always kept a special place in our hearts. Ever since 1992, when the Founders House standard 8 dorm killed the hit Real Love on the dorm sound system (Calypso). Not to be mistaken with the evil that is Gabrielle, Mary J Blige is nothing but good times. The remix of her […]

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  G-Man in New York City a few years backHe hasn’t aged one bit! How does he do it? Just one of his many skills, I guess..

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Esquire Magazine is keeping itself trendy and cool, by releasing the world’s first digital cover. Chuffed : A past cover of Esquire MagazineNot too dissimilar to Monica Lewinsky’s mental image of Bill Clinton They’re using a very clever paper-thin electronic display, similar to Amazon’s Kindle book reader. This, from FutureSpace.co.za: To commemorate its 75th anniversary, […]

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It’s common knowledge that access to 2oceansvibe has been restricted at various stuffy offices around the world. It is also widely reported that, for example, Lehman Brothers never allowed access to 2oceansvibe. Fat load of good that did! Nonetheless, this is often not the fault of the company, but more an automatic block that occurs […]

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England and London Wasps rugby players, Danny Cipriani (currently tapping Kelly Brooke) and Josh Lewsey, apparently got into a bit of a barney at training this week. Telegraph.co.uk reports: Wasps pair Danny Cipriani and Josh Lewsey come to blows on the training ground Wasps team-mates Danny Cipriani and Josh Lewsey made their peace by phone […]

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Bafana-Bafana legend, Mark Fish was spotted in the infamous Green Room at the Luv Sport studios on Friday night, quietly sucking on 2oceansvibe’s beer of choice, Jack Black .   MF enjoying a JB Nice. Mark also appears to be a Michael Jackson fan, as his T-shirt proudly declares the gloved one’s cry, “Shamon !”

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Here’s a pic of Beyonce (or “buoyancy,” as The Muse calls her) taken last week. Just cruising around. Is that what they call an “entourage?” Everything is normal   I dig how her body language and facial expression put out a vibe that everything is absolutely fine with this picture. I shouldn’t talk, I hardly […]

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