I have only really now woken up from the dream that was the three night stay I enjoyed with The Muse at Franschhoek’s most celebrated bastion, Le Quartier Francais . At le Quartier Francais,the wood is wrapped in ribbon..   They’ve just turned 20 by the way, so I wanted to tell you a […]

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See what they did here?   110% ANAL   Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..

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Yes, it was a cover. Do you know where they got the name “Mony Mony” from? I’ll tell you my love, because I want you to be a better person. You’ll be a fruitbowl of knowledge by the time I’m finished with you! Enjoy this from a site I’ve just launched called Wikipedia:   “Mony […]

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It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory.   “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]

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Obama’s ride:   Just 1. Nothing else. No CA. No DC. Just 1. Respect!   [thanks michael]

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Sunset from The Safe House   I’m absolutely fine with that! Hey? Shame!

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There is a new Idols show on everyone’s lips, and it’s not on TV. It’s right here on the global intergalactic web! In an unprecedented move, MNET’s IDOLS website have published an article on the official Idols webpage. CLICK HERE for that.     In response to Seth Rotherham’s video acceptance of Idols judge Randall […]

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Mainstream media have picked up on things, as Number 1 Cape Town radio station, 94.5KFM voice their opinion regarding the email challenge laid down by Idols judge, Randall Abrahams; following Seth Rotherham of 2oceansvibe’s charity acceptance via video this morning. If you’ve missed all the action up to now, read this to get the full […]

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You should be pretty up to date now on where we are. If you’re not, I would advise following these links as I give them to you. I was flipping through my satellite TV a few days back and caught 5 minutes of the Idols highlights channel, testing to see if such a short spurt […]

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Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]

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It is not nasty to laugh at this story. Although she is upset, the sheer brilliance of it outweighs her sadness.. Bwaaahaha!

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Ok girls, I thought you would enjoy this pic taken by the New York Times; Robert Downey Junior at 43. He’ll be 44 in April, by the way. He is what is called a “dingo” – the male version of a “cougar.” I swear to God, that’s what they call them. You can CLICK HERE […]

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Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform.   Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown   This, from The Times:   R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]

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There was this, like, cloud over the ocean. But, like, really low.. But the sun was, like, still shining…if you know what I mean?   Metallic reflectionSick!   I don’t know how to describe it, dude. It was like…..INSANE!

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Whilst I’m sure they’re doing their bit for upliftment and all that, they might want look into employing people with a minimum of a standard 3 to write out their in-store signs and promotions. Or maybe even get a manager with a standard 6 to oversee those people. This, spotted in Pick ‘n Pay – […]

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This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work!   Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]

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We received a very solid and backed up theory sent in by 2oceansvibe character, Iron Mike . Whilst the jury is certainly still out as to whether or not Michelle Obama is masquerading as his Domestic Executive, his points are particularly strong.   Hi Seth, I know two things about you: 1. You are connected […]

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I took this screenshot last week. It was taken from one of Africa’s most respected blog aggregators, AFRIGATOR. Afrigator has over 5,000 blogs in its system and the “Most Viewed” blogs list below shows 2oceansvibe at the number 2 spot in SOUTH Africa, after The Times Multimedia blog/website. Just after 2oceansvibe comes Mail & Guardian’s […]

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On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine.   Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!

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Not since Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his daughter have I been so impressed by the level of anger displayed by a Hollywood star. For a guy who nailed the character of my hero Patrick Bateman (in the film American Psycho) so beautifully, I almost expect Christian Bale to lose his mind from time to time […]

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I posted an article a couple days ago about Idols and, in particular, Dave Thompson suggesting the show might not go on. I also expressed dismay at Randall Abrahams playing the nasty character but ballsing up his sayings/phrases when he does so. All of this came after spending 5 minutes on the Idols highlights channel […]

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Please enjoy The 2009 Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss taken at the Detroit Auto Show.   2009 Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss   “Based on the SLR Roadster, the Stirling Moss features carbon fiber bodywork wrapping an SLR722-supplied 650-hp supercharged 5.5-liter V8 mated to a five-speed auto. As with the SLR722, the Stirling Moss can […]

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Hey team! Have a listen to Richard Hardiman‘s show on KFM 94.5fm at 16h00 today. He’ll be interviewing Rob Fleck and Bob Skinstad, ahead of this weekend’s AWESOME Cape Town Tens international rugby tournament being held at Hamiltons RFC!   CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE INTERVIEW LIVE ONLINE AT 16H00   It’s quite a […]

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This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of!     For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would […]

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This little clip was taking by security cameras in a dealership in Hatfield (I’m guessing Pretoria??). The young lady driving the car got her license two days earlier and is seen here driving her car out of the dealership a couple months back. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this. It almost feels like you’re […]

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No, no, no, no, no!   That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.

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I took my camera for a ride on my scooter the other day and took both these shots on Sea Point Main Road within 5 minutes of each other. THAT’S how crazy it is around here.   He’s a plumber – get it?   And this little BEAUTY of a fish shop. The name is […]

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I don’t know about you, but my insides are spazzing out in anticipation for the inaugural annual Cape Town Tens competition taking place this weekend at Hamiltons RFC.     With this unique brand of rugby fever filtering into the veins of Capetonians far and wide, the boys obviously couldn’t wait to get the festivities […]

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Originally written by Lucio Dalla in 1986, the song is dedicated to Enrico Caruso, one of the most famous tenors. Covered by many, the most memorable is pretty much this exact rendition by the late great Luciano Pavarotti . Put those speakers on full volume, pause the video to let it load fully, sit back, […]

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