I’m not sure if one would want a show to be any different to Luv Sport on Friday night on SuperSport1 at 21h10! The organisers and a NUMBER of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models will be with Bob Skinstad in the studio to discuss the launch. Here is a taste of what we’re […]
Mastercard have taken it to the next level, with the “Royal” black card . Not only does this one have no limit and a concierge service, but apparently women have to perform oral sex on you when you take it out. Immediately. All women within a three metre radius. No Age-limit. The ROYAL card. […]
There is ALWAYS time for a story about a £1.2million (about R21 million) cocaine bust on a luxury cruise liner. That’s like, basically, all we want to read about the whole time. Arcadia cruise liner This, from The Mirror: P&O CRUISE LINER RAID NETS £1.2M COKE HAUL By Jenna Sloan 20/10/2008 Seven held after […]
It’s been a while since I visited Beta Beach, and quite some time since the mad-man attacked me with an umbrella (pronounced “madmin” for extra annoyance). So Saturday was spent getting back into the groove. Saturday – very kak The prize for making a mockery of the day goes to this intrepid fellow who nailed […]
So we’ve established that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are overs, and that she has been bonking New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez. We also gather that she referred to Guy Ritchie as Emotionally Retarded at a concert in Boston last week and the messiness of their divorce promises to rival that of Paul McCartney and The […]
It’s SA Cricket Captain, Graeme Smith. Graeme tonks one It’s the boys from Ultimate Frisbee (not kidding). SA champ takes on a Russian And the Van der Spuy brothers at Speedway Cafe. The twins – Paul and Dave Van der Spuy Speedway Cafe And that’s not all, we’ve also got live band […]
Happy birthday to Pieter Dixon (The Hooker)! The ex-Stormers hooker is no doubt celebrating with Butch James, at his current https://www.medsforhairloss.com/propecia.html club, Bath. Seth congratulates the little Dixie a few years back. You’re a beautiful man, Pieter.
I took a spin on the scooter down to Clifton 4th beach right now and this is what I found. Seriously, this just happened. You’ll see the ocean is playing a game that we enjoy. It’s called Lake-Lake. Sometimes, when it goes as still as this, we call the game Pond-Pond. God, it’s so kak.
Fridays are all about Luv Sport and, given the theme of our show, one should expect sports of all shapes and sizes to be discussed and researched at all times. That doesn’t mean that you can turn a blind eye to scenes like these. Luv Sport producer, Mike M – oblivious Clearly some boundaries […]
I’m just going to stop you there for one second and point out something quite important. Umm, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you stopped thinking about the Victoria’s Secret models for a second. Am I right? Yup, of course I am. No problem. Seriously, it’s fine. Just focus, for God’s sake! Your […]
I received the following MMS from loyal 2oceansvibe reader, John S, after he landed in Cape Town from Deben. Nice to see he appreciates the Mother City on killer days like today! Message : “So this is how u rolling in CT today, nice”
That is probably what News24 meant, with this typo-ridden reporting on the fact that el Rando is el fuckto. (It’s 18 to the Pound, by the way. 14 to the Euro and 10.5 to the Dolla). “Worst level in sex years” I received this latest intelligence from a number of readers, actually. Such […]
Things are so finely tuned here at 2oceansvibe HQ, that even our advertisers slot sleamlessly into the current mood. And it’s real time too! You might have heard the sounds coming out of the top ad on the site – burping sounds, to be precise. It’s as close as we could get to the latest […]
Just enjoy it. Click here if that doesn’t play It’s nice there, hey?
What is this new vomit trend that is sweeping the nation? It started last week when the press printed Luke Watson’s alleged comments regarding the Springbok Emblem – “Me having to wear the Springbok jersey, to keep myself from vomiting on it, because there is a bigger picture, because men and women have bled for […]
So you hopefully caught the story yesterday about Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing their divorce. Well, I thought you would find it interesting that she is apparently very much involved with “New York Yankees slugger,” Alex Rodriguez. He is incredibly wealthy and FAR younger than her (33 vs 50). Apart from being able to get […]
I don’t know why everyone is talking about the “World markets” when something far more serious is under foot. That being the fact that David and Victoria Beckham’s housekeepers (and son) have been arrested for stealing their possessions and attempting to flog them on eBay. David and Victoria Beckham, sleeping.That is how they sleep. […]
It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH. CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]
Well the ex-pats in Dubai are in for a treat of note! See what I did there? I said “of note” because Goldfish are musical and music is written using music NOTES! I come up with stuff like this the WHOLE TIME! But seriously, to all the South Africans living in Dubai, do yourselves a […]
I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may: Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED? Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]
So you probably caught the story about Luke Watson on iol which refers to a Rugby365 article about some comments that he made. This, a follow-up to the recent resurfacing of the tiresome notion to scrap the Sprngbok emblem. Luke Watson – pumping iron He said the “bigger picture” kept him from vomiting on […]
Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following comments. Dr. Marc Faber tells it how it is “The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it […]
I haven’t made up my mind about the song itself, but I’ll give Britney the thumbs-up for taking a proven winning formula and repackaging it. Britters in her new music video It’s a given that the music video for her original smash hit Baby One More Time had a lot to do with the […]
As seen on the Inside Seth section of this site, my parents have continued scanning and emailing pics of me as a child. Hopefully you’ll be able to work out how it all turned into 2oceansvibe. A penchant for fine automobiles began at an early age. Now, I know what you’re thinking, and […]
I spotted this motor vehicle on the way to Rocking The Daisies. Initially I got very excited, as I thought that perhaps the Bee Gees were playing a surprise set at the festival. Oh my God! That’s not BARRY, is it? I peered into the driver’s window as we overtook the car. Alas, […]
This pic of Lindsay Lohan was taken earlier on this week in L.A. Now I know what you’re thinking. And I agree with you 100%.
Now this is a treat! Last week was Newcastle United’s new interim manager, Joe Kinnear’s first official press conference. Please, oh please, have a little squizz over this – it’s seriously mind blowing. This, from guardian.co.uk: ‘I have had a million pages of crap written about me. I’m ridiculed for no reason. I’m defenceless’ […]
It’s happening again! They’re fighting to get rid of the Springbok emblem. This, on the first of a two-day “National Sports Indaba” held in Deben. My God, they are a tiresome lot. Hello bokkie! This, load of crap, from iol.co.za: Rugby’s corporate sponsors and its hallowed symbol the Springbok came under fire […]
Pretty phenomenal stuff! Check out this video! CLICK HERE to watch video These are crazy times, my friends. I mean, who would have thought? [thanks lisa]
As well traveled as I am, I must admit that I’ve never been to Thailand. I don’t know too much about it. Well, I suppose I do know a bit of stuff. Like I know that the culture of Thailand incorporates a great deal of influence from India, China, Cambodia, and the rest of Southeast […]