Hey Team! The 2009 Blog Awards are upon us again and whilst THIS IS NOT THE VOTING ROUND, we do need to you NOMINATE US so that we can take part in the awards. Some of you have already done your bit, but we just need to make sure. So, if you haven’t yet NOMINATED […]

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I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids […]

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Following almost seamlessly from our article about the “Lazy Beggers” earlier this week, we bring you this week’s music appreciation. You’ve heard it on the radio, you’ve jammed to it in your car. Now you can hear it on your favourite website. Yeah! Uh! Uh! Uh!     Rad to the power of sick!   […]

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Well hello darlin’   Bar RafaeliKilling it.   Not to be mistaken for our local Raphaely girls. Whilst equally as hot, their surname is spelt slightly differently.

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Jeez this is pretty radical. The guy who put a smile on the face of the world, is going to jail for three years! Fuck, that’s hectic! Let’s check out the video before we go on:     This, from The Guardian: Iraqi shoe-thrower sentenced to three years in jail Journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded […]

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Zumatello One of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Politicians”   I’m fine with that.     [thanks Michael]

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So you’ll remember from the article last week where I put R4,000 on four different bets. Three of them were “multiple” bets and one was a straight bet. Remember I explained to you that multiple bets allow you to bet on a number of teams winning, resulting in bigger odds, rather than betting on each […]

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So today everyone is wondering what a trillion dollars looks like. I must say, I am ever-so-slightly intrigued. But only for a trillion dollars. I assume everyone has seen a million dollars? I certainly have, given that most of my furniture is made for stacks of 100 dollar bills. So let’s go through it. This […]

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You might recall the incredible Kika Sack record set by The TBG and The Dude a few months back. 57 kikas in a row, to be exact (check out the footage here). So anyway, the Vida e boyz got involved in the action and attempted to break the current Kika Sack record. Check it out: […]

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One of the main reasons I enjoy gong to the cinema is the popcorn. And, in particular, the salt and vinegar flavour shake that I sprinkle all over it. And when I say “sprinkle,” I mean “massacre.” For me, there is only enough salt and vinegar on the popcorn if it causes me to cough […]

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  Good morning, friends! Hope you’re having a beautiful morning. Chat again shortly.

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I nipped down between the last article and this one. Just for an hour, you know.   Little Beach – on my aceFine!     Does that make me a bad person?

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Employee: Hello ‘dis be Pick&Pay, how can I help you? Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week. Employee: ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.   Too beautiful   Aaah, that’s just glorious!     [thanks andy]

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Lucy, a loyal 2oceansvibe reader, sent in this wonderful account of some beggars she stumbled upon in Spain. But not just any beggars – beggars with a website! An incorrectly spelt website, no less!   The “Lazy Beggers” www.lazybeggers.com   They label the various types of donations you can give them, including wine, weed, cocaine, […]

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Dayana Mendoza   She seems pretty cool. She’d definitely get a hiding.

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I remind you that, although potentially risky due to her young age and gawkiness at the time, I claimed Dakota Fanning just under a month ago. It looks like it’s turning out less risky as each day passes. I thought I’d keep you up to date on how she is coming along.   Dakota Fanning […]

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  Well received   [thanks phillip]

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It’s been a year since New York Governer, Eliot Spitzer slipped into a personal and professional media nightmare, after being caught banging a call girl. Ashley Dupre, to be exact.   You, me and Dupre..   With the internet, tabloids and big bucks ruling the day, and various incarcerated madams choosing to release their confidentaial […]

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The Inside Centre received these a few days ago and forwarded them to me. We’re not certain exactly when they were taken. Not that it’ll make a difference as to whether or not I frolic in the ocean in front of Simonstown!   Very mellow Standard stuff One bite… that’s all he wants   That […]

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I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a reliable cape town panel beater and I honestly think I’ve struck gold. Sorry, WE’VE struck gold! Ok, I had this […]

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IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PANEL BEATER IN CENTRAL CAPE TOWN – CLICK HERE. MENTION 2OCEANSVIBE FOR A DISCOUNT   I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a […]

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So Britney Spears is currently chilling in Miami, as she continues her latest “Circus” live tour. I am happy to report that she is looking ok in a bikini and here are the pics to prove it.   Hmm..ok..fine..   It’ll do..I suppose.. Although clenching is cheating.   She is definitely clenching her nought in […]

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Talya G alerted me to a tweet on Matthew Buckland’s Twitter page (no, I do not say those words with a straight face) showing a paraglider who clearly missed his mark and ploughed straight into the wall, smashing a window at the restaurant above and landing, BANG, in front of Vida e. Not sure of […]

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Luckily I’m in charge of my shit, so it’s not likely that this will happen to me. And anyway, I’ve got a scooter – not a superbike.     Stunning. Just stunning!   [thanks peter]

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Here it is people. The Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape. Brought to you by Heat Magazine. Click image to see sex tape or go to joostsextape.co.za   www.joostsextape.co.za  

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WARNING**DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FIRST PART – THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL** First part is the article UNDER this article. See you shortly.. Welcome to part 2 (of 2) of the 2oceansvibe TV Show EPISODE 1. Featuring none other than Titanic, Dead Calm and Back to the Future […]

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Welcome to the very first online 2oceansvibe TV Show, featuring Titanic and Back to the Future star, Billy Zane . This is a new show and will be evolving as we create new episodes. Essentially, it is 2oceansvibe on TV, and will highlight all the cool things about Cape Town and the world beyond. We’ve […]

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I hadn’t taken out a DVD for a while and popped into DVD Nouveau (where else) on Sunday. I got Step Brothers with Will Farrell (6/10 – you can skip that one) and Dead Calm with Billy Zane (it was the right thing to do – and it was good – get it). Although I […]

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Aware of my struggle to find anything decent to talk about on Monday, Andrew M came to the rescue (or did he?) with this little beaut about an albino dolphin cruising around a lake in the US.   Oh my God it’s beaauuuuutiful!   The Telegraph reports:   Pink dolphin appears in US lake The […]

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Whilst we don’t delve deep into religion on 2oceansvibe, I do feel I need to report on this.   Snoop Dee Oh double Gee   This, from UK Guardian:   Rapper Snoop Dogg surprised fans and reporters alike this weekend by revealing he has joined the Nation of Islam. Speaking at the religious group’s Saviours’ […]

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