With all their products made from Hemp and the owner, Tony Budden being such a cool character, Hemporium has long been one of my favourite brands. And now it’s come to Long Street as a part of 210onLong (not to be confused with the Purple Onlon). Check this out.     210onLONG – SUSTAINABLE SHOPPING […]

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As anticipated, there has been a myriad of funny-email spin offs, following the ongoing story of the 13 year old dad. And I say ongoing , as it is getting deeply twisted as days go by; with more boys coming forward and claiming paternity. that is why you need to see this.     Naughty. […]

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I’m so glad that Mickey Rourke is winning awards again. Not because it’s Mickey Rourke and he is just awesome, but because he gives acceptance speeches the coolness they lost many many years ago.   Mickey Rourke rules   Check out this outstanding acceptance speech he gave after winning the Best Male Lead in the […]

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In the wake of yet another sad suicide story linked to Madoff, this sign was spotted on New York’s Wall Street.   There are some pretty angry folk out there. Fair enough. This, from Ruan S:   The current financial meltdown has led consumers to be more disgusted than ever (if that’s even possible) with […]

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In case you were wondering..   Peter Parker (Spiderman) Possibly from the New Pier area     “Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.”   [thanks francois]

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The public outcry against cyclists wearing their helmets in restaurants and other retail outlets, is reaching fever pitch. With the public attacks occurring everywhere from Sea Point Spar and Giovanni’s, to Newport Deli and Vida e; there seems to be no end in sight, as they INSIST on further alienating themselves from the overwhelming majority […]

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I’ve got a little beauty for you here. This has been sent in by a number of people and was originally created by the same guy that sent a drawing of a spider to pay for a bill. CLICK HERE if you don’t remember that one. It is positively hilarious. So anyway, the SAME GUY […]

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I spotted this little article on the Mail & Guardian‘s website, regarding an incident at Idols. I forwarded the story to a friend of mine (The Fruit Farmer) and he said he witnessed the same thing, adding that the kid in question was definitely the kind of kid you wouldn’t want to do that to. […]

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With Ron Jeremy on the brink of signing to play Joost van der Westhuizen in the Matt Damon/Morgan Freeman Hollywood blockbuster, Playing the Enemy, we take a moment to celebrate an extraordinary life of the one half of South Africa’s most powerful and glamorous couples/brands. Joost van der Westhuizen Happy birthday big guy! More about […]

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Let this be a warning to all women who date Chris Brown who consider talking out of turn. This, the real pic of Rihanna from TMZ.   Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella [thanks christy]

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There is no limit as to how far 2oceansvibe can get, to get the news. That is why we have managed to get hold of some more Peddlars fire pics, including actual inside shots..   Window. Smoke. Firemen According to iafrica:   Fire-fighters have been battling to contain a fire that started this afternoon at […]

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It’s geeks versus geeks in what is looking like this week’s comments war of the moment.   Napolean and Kip in a full blown brawl Get yourselves down to the comments section of A Case of Mistaken Identity ASAP!

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This is just crazy. I mentioned Constantia’s bastion of all things festive, Peddlars on the Bend for the first time ever yesterday and today the place is burning down! WTF?!   More about that as it comes in. Being close friends with the owners of Peddlars, our hearts go out to them and hope this […]

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I trust everyone is tuned into the latest SAA crew scandal? they were caught smuggling weed and now, cocaine. It is not known if the coke has anything to do with Joost van der Westhuizen. iol reports:   South African airport security equipment needs to be urgently updated to avoid further “national embarrassments”. Prince Mashele, […]

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Surely this is the best one?     Whahahaha! See what I did there? BEST 1 WP – so I said, “Surely this must be the best one .” And then you thought I meant it would just be like a clever numberplate. But then you checked it and the ACTUAL words were “BEST 1!” […]

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I had great fun this morning with my esteemed breakfast-show host Ryan O’Connor and the very cool team at Cape Town’s biggest radio station, 94.5 KFM.   Without the breakfast team knowing, I smuggled my iPod into the studio, with a teensie weensie speaker, ready to play the original 2oceansvibe Show intro track. Amusement ensued.. […]

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Hey Team, Just a quick one to say the 2oceansvibe email server has a runny tummy and cannot SEND emails at the momnet. We are RECEIVING your emails, but just can’t reply at the moment. I have logged the fault and hopefully it will be fixed soon. Remember, whilst this may hurt you, the pain […]

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Dave V sent this in, asking what I was up to in the ‘burbs.   Come on. You know that’s not me. Although I do have some Irish blood, I’m not from Ireland.

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Stop it! That, is perfect. JUST perfect. Apparently Ron Jeremy is playing Joost (with Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar) in that new movie about Nelson Mandela and the 1995 World Cup. Should be good.. [thanks peter]

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You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]

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Oh my goodness this is a little beauty I’ve got in my hands. Sent to me by Griffin at WatKykJy, it is a TRADITIONAL HEALER’S sick note a friend’s domestic employee brought to work after going missing for a few days. He was mad, but now is healed..     That, my friends, is a […]

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It’s all happening, people! The FIFA 2010 World Cup tickets are going on sale this week. I think I need to get a few, just in case the Mozambiquen connection doesn’t pull through (boys, I trust all is in order?).     Tickets are currently priced between R140 and R6,300. And I say “currently” because […]

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Whilst the original nasty judge, Simon Cowell exudes an air of intelligence, the character is once again lost on Randall Abrahams as his increasingly unconvincing facade gains momentum.   ..and the hits just keep on comin’   I had another perverted tingle down my back and I turned on the Idols highlights channel for a […]

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It reminds me of when my mother arrived home and I was wearing her high heels. She did a bad job of hiding the panic and told me to remove them at once. Although I was only seven, a boy, and the shoes were not my size; I think my mother secretly agreed that I […]

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94.5KFM is where you wanna be tomorrow morning where we gonna get LOOOOSE with Ryan O’ Connor!   OBVIOUSLY you are a part of my body and therefore I will go there with you in mind and should hopefully please you. 07h00 tomorrow morning – probably starting at 07h10 but tune in at 07h00 just […]

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Another classic from the national broadcaster SABC who, through forced employment, produce continually below-par basics:     This, from Clayton S:   Yes, folks, the Incredible Comrade Fidel Castro went to University six years before his birth and spent four years underground before busting out. At the tender age of 3, he led a revolution […]

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The first time I heard this song, Sideways (or anything by Citizen Cope, for that matter), was about a year ago. It was a rehashed version with Carlos Santana, which Citizen Cope’s staunch faithful believe over-punctuated the song, taking away too much from Cope’s (Clarence Greenwood) intention. Personally I loved it. Enjoying Rolling Stone reports […]

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It’s too good.   [thanks belinda]

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Aaah, this one is just too precious! I got this OUT STANDING email from one of my very special loyal readers.   Hi Seth, Sorry this is quite long but well worth the read. Basically 2 colleagues of mine found this website www.thefirstworldwidewebsitewerenothinghappens.com and one of them picked up that there was a typo in […]

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I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t! I made that mistake, you see..   Get there fast, ladies!   I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked: “How long would you date someone before having sex with […]

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