I thoroughly enjoyed this little Band Aid spoof video about the credit crunch and bankers losing their jobs. The video was sent in by 2oceansvibe’s Six Figures, who is a part of this very industry. He is seriously considering changing his title to “Three Figures.” Click image for video:   CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO Stunning.

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I showed you a RUNDC T-shirt the other day. That one was pretty impressive. But I think this one takes the cake.   So much so that I ordered my very own over the “internet.” I suggest you do the same. CLICK HERE to order your very own official RUN DC T-SHIRT!

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  [thanks jonno]

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Not only have we had to endure fatalities at local eateries and coffee shops, but it seems the cycling helmet terror attacks are being carried out at grocery stores as well.   Spotted at Sea Point SuperSpar Another reason to shop at Woolworths   How long is law enforcement and the public as a whole […]

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Following hot on the heels of our explosive Sandy Bay Freak Out article we posted on Thursday, comes this beautiful little pictorial, emailed to me by Tony B and The Surfer. This is a true account of a surfer’s experience in the recent past at Sandy Bay. It’s pretty wild. Only in Africa Going surfing […]

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For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]

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Quite nice. Do you like that reflection vibe on the horizon? I’m fine with it. Of course last night looked like this:     Also fine..

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Apparently it’s up for a Loerie..   [thanks mark]

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I really must apologise for neglecting you like that. You know how much I love you and you know that it hurts me when you are sad. But I do have a very valid reason. And yes, I did remember to bring a note:     I really had no idea that Le Quartier Français […]

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They’re pretty much all I wanted as a kid, especially when I was going through my ninja phase. I had a judo suit and some ninja stars, but no shoes. Look, these things aren’t REAL ninja shoes, they’re actually espadrilles masquerading as ninja shoes – but we CALL them ninja shoes. And anyway, you’ll probably […]

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There has been perhaps too much beaching following my stay at the Cape Grace Hotel and the kind people at Le Quartier Français in Franschhoek quite rightly assumed that I might need a good rest, special pampering and fabulous cuisine. A long weekend in their finest suite was proposed and, I’m the first to admit […]

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Yes, you heard me, the greatest rugby player in the world, All Black flyhalf and living God, Dan Carter is in the house! This will be great news for girls and boys alike. As you know, it is perfectly acceptable, as a straight man, to have a man crush on Dan Carter. That is the […]

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Again, another fine example of quality:     I see he had a little fight with the marker pen? The mark on his face and the pen lying in waiting just next to the wall suggests there is more to come..

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Did you enjoy that sub-heading? “Lewd conduct the order of the day!” Hah! Who talks like that? Anyway I got an email from The Fruit Farmer, who has an amazing skill of finding local content with a bizarre twist. Always humorous, he gave me a link to an article and asked if I felt the […]

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This is the new Miss America, Katie Stam. Her victory was announced in the last week or so and I’ve been keeping it on my desktop, in lieu of the day that I reluctantly publish it. The day has come. I give you Miss America 2009, Katie Stam.   Katie Stam   I’ll be honest, […]

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Personally, I’m fine with it. My bathroom habits are few and far between. It’s all a bit tedious, really. Like brushing my teeth – Christ, it bores me! And going for a number two – seriously, I don’t have that much time. I’m in and I’m out. I take a magazine from time to time, […]

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I mention a lot of cool eating and drinking establishments and shops on these pages. Everyone from Caprice and Miss K, to Vida e, Butlers and Woolworths. There is a reason for that; I’ve bought into their brands and I feel it is safe for you to do so as well. They are brands that […]

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I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it. I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU […]

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It’s so cool that Bicycling Magazine has a fashion/style editor, called “STYLEMAN.” It’s even better that a recent issue rasies the question we brought up with regards to cyclists wearing helmets whilst dining in restaurants/cafes and eateries around Cape Town. You’ll find STYLEMAN’S reply might hamper his chances of working for Vogue.   www.bicycling.co.za   […]

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Look really carefully and you’ll see Lindsay Lohan in this picture. Lohan – emaciated   That’s too thin, girls. Now I know we don’t want to look like a tuckbox, but you have to find a middle ground. We’re not asking for too much. Honestly. You know, even THIS is fine!

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Jeeper Hudders! I remember a time when I perved Jessica Simpson.   Simpson   Chew you food properly, girl.

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We’ve brought you a pant load of number plate articles and we’re getting what I call “license-lash” when you’ve seen too many stupid numberplates and you can’t do any more. Unless, of course, they’re EXCEPTIONAL . Unless they’re BEYOND human thought. You’ll remember (here, here, here, here and here) my main issue being about people […]

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Source : The Telegraph Virgin: the world’s best passenger complaint letter? Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter.   See the rest of the pics here Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to […]

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If you missed the first season then you’ve made a fundamental mistake. It’s available at DVD Nouveau (they are Cape Town’s best DVD rental store and have virtually every series. Ever. In the World), so you can sort that out quick quick. So Season 2 of Californication has started on MNET. It’s on Tuesdays at […]

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Girls, I saw this and thought you might like it.     I KNOW! How stunning? The Jimmy Choo website tells us the following:   Tube Rainbow snake clutch bag € 950.00 This contemporary evening bag is the epitome of modernist chic. The rainbow snake skin really makes a statement. Dimensions: L22.5 x H8.5 x […]

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Lovely little piece of stuff this. The following “when I grow up” picture was drawn by a kid at school, marked, and brought home for Mommy to see.     The picture came back to school the next day with a note from the mother to the teacher.   Dear Ms. Davis, I want to […]

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You do know about this site, don’t you?   Be there now – https://failblog.org/   [thanks trav]

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I thoroughly enjoyed this pic by The Photographer. The image is made up from a number of shots taken on the day and merged together to form, what I think, completely encapsulates the vibe of the day. Click pic for hi-res image.   The Queen’s Plate 2009 “Winning Moment”Click here   Sick! To see pics […]

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Ok, I’ve been feeling the pulse of Cape Town and am very pleased to see more and more people (girls, and boys alike) have realised the coolness of the “Slap, Snap & Fisties” handshake. Again, your belief in 2oceansvibe has resulted in you being happier and, more importantly, cooler – the way I like to […]

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