No, no, no, no, no!   That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.

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I took my camera for a ride on my scooter the other day and took both these shots on Sea Point Main Road within 5 minutes of each other. THAT’S how crazy it is around here.   He’s a plumber – get it?   And this little BEAUTY of a fish shop. The name is […]

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I don’t know about you, but my insides are spazzing out in anticipation for the inaugural annual Cape Town Tens competition taking place this weekend at Hamiltons RFC.     With this unique brand of rugby fever filtering into the veins of Capetonians far and wide, the boys obviously couldn’t wait to get the festivities […]

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Originally written by Lucio Dalla in 1986, the song is dedicated to Enrico Caruso, one of the most famous tenors. Covered by many, the most memorable is pretty much this exact rendition by the late great Luciano Pavarotti . Put those speakers on full volume, pause the video to let it load fully, sit back, […]

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We’ve had a good response so far, following the Butlers Pizza video we ran on 2oceansvibe TV. It cost R500 to get a driver to deliver to Hermanus and we’re told it will cost you R50 to get your Butler to change a light bulb.     I’m sure there are tons more, but, for […]

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It’s Valentines day in a week and a bit’s time. Pretty awesome stuff. Takes me back to my days in the boarding house when the various girls’ schools used to exchange red roses with the boys’ schools; with each rose and message being read out at lunch time. Some guys got stacks. Some got none. […]

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Here’s a recent pic of Britney Spears at the dance studio. It’s a VAST improvement from her previous vibe which left a lot to be desired.   Britters – you may perve her again You see? It’s not JUST diet – you gotta get out there, girl! You gotta pound the pavement! Stop being such […]

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It’s all about how you package yourself. You got to start thinking about Brand YOU . Take Sunny here, for example. He’s taken it to the next level. And not only has he put a picture on the side of his car, he’s put FIVE. Different styles, different gestures. All saying one thing, “I’m flexible […]

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Oh my goodness, you guys are going to EAT this one up. The Adventurer dropped me an email with a link to one of the most ingenious websites God has ever created..   www.pmsbuddy.com   With a woman’s menstrual cycle (someone had to say it) taking 28 days, rather than a full month of 30/31 […]

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I was watching the Durban auditions of Idols last night on channel 198 and the farce seems to be going ahead for this, the fifth (God help us all) season. And whilst you might not remember who won last year’s competition, you needn’t worry as it looks like they’re finally closing up shop. Dave Thompson […]

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Jason P sent in this awesome pic taken on board Shosholoza as they cleaned America’s Cup holders, Swiss team Alinghi, in dramatic fashion.   Shosholoza   This, from Stuff:   Team New Zealand and Britain’s Team Origin have continued on their winning ways, but Team Shosholoza has produced the star turn in yachting’s Louis Vuitton […]

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A buddy of mine has the Audi R8 and I must admit, I’m pretty damn impressed. It’s quite radical when it comes to everything from handling, to power and overall design; God knows it’s won numerous awards. Prada on the other hand has never failed to impress me. I’ve got a couple pairs of shoes […]

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  [thanks lauren]

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I was cruising around Jalopnik the other day and found a list of various celebrities and the cars they drive. Judging by how bored you are, I thought you might enjoy! Click each celebrity below hard in the face to reveal a picture of them with their car. I must say, Nic Cage and Simon […]

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I’ve mentioned Louis Theroux to you before. Do you remember? Probably not. I mentioned that his documentary series was available at DVD Nouveau . I also told you about the white supremacist racists that he spent some time with. This included living with the gorgeous blonde monsters, Lynx and Lamb. For those of you aware […]

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We featured an article last week, displaying The Photographer‘s entry to this year’s prestigious Queen’s Plate Photography competition – in search of the image that best displays the spirit and glamour of South Africa’s premier horse racing event. Thursday, 5 Feb, 6pm Wembley Square The prize is a Leica M8 camera – valued at over […]

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Are you guys a little chilly over there? Well I want you to know that we ARE thinking about you. In fact, we discussed some of the ex-pats today, as we sipped on a Gelado iced coffee from Vida e . Isn’t that weird? I mean, we were sitting on the beach in the HOT […]

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I took this from a buddy’s place in Clifton yesterday. Very kak place – just above Cliffles 4th.   Shame

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I’m getting quite a few emails regarding the latest issue of Get It Magazine which hit the shelves this weekend. It’s a free magazine, but look, it’s got a glossy cover! They’re out of stock at the moment and are apparently replenished every few days. So those of you who missed it, here it is. […]

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One of the classic 2oceansvibe TV moments – The great TBG throwing a can in the bin. As was suggested in the sub-heading, there is so much more to this than you think – as one can only expect from the icon of all things true and beautiful, The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). Check it […]

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I thoroughly enjoyed this little Band Aid spoof video about the credit crunch and bankers losing their jobs. The video was sent in by 2oceansvibe’s Six Figures, who is a part of this very industry. He is seriously considering changing his title to “Three Figures.” Click image for video:   CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO Stunning.

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I showed you a RUNDC T-shirt the other day. That one was pretty impressive. But I think this one takes the cake.   So much so that I ordered my very own over the “internet.” I suggest you do the same. CLICK HERE to order your very own official RUN DC T-SHIRT!

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  [thanks jonno]

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Not only have we had to endure fatalities at local eateries and coffee shops, but it seems the cycling helmet terror attacks are being carried out at grocery stores as well.   Spotted at Sea Point SuperSpar Another reason to shop at Woolworths   How long is law enforcement and the public as a whole […]

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Following hot on the heels of our explosive Sandy Bay Freak Out article we posted on Thursday, comes this beautiful little pictorial, emailed to me by Tony B and The Surfer. This is a true account of a surfer’s experience in the recent past at Sandy Bay. It’s pretty wild. Only in Africa Going surfing […]

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For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]

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Quite nice. Do you like that reflection vibe on the horizon? I’m fine with it. Of course last night looked like this:     Also fine..

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Apparently it’s up for a Loerie..   [thanks mark]

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I really must apologise for neglecting you like that. You know how much I love you and you know that it hurts me when you are sad. But I do have a very valid reason. And yes, I did remember to bring a note:     I really had no idea that Le Quartier Français […]

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They’re pretty much all I wanted as a kid, especially when I was going through my ninja phase. I had a judo suit and some ninja stars, but no shoes. Look, these things aren’t REAL ninja shoes, they’re actually espadrilles masquerading as ninja shoes – but we CALL them ninja shoes. And anyway, you’ll probably […]

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