Aware of my struggle to find anything decent to talk about on Monday, Andrew M came to the rescue (or did he?) with this little beaut about an albino dolphin cruising around a lake in the US.   Oh my God it’s beaauuuuutiful!   The Telegraph reports:   Pink dolphin appears in US lake The […]

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Whilst we don’t delve deep into religion on 2oceansvibe, I do feel I need to report on this.   Snoop Dee Oh double Gee   This, from UK Guardian:   Rapper Snoop Dogg surprised fans and reporters alike this weekend by revealing he has joined the Nation of Islam. Speaking at the religious group’s Saviours’ […]

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Desperate to find SOMETHING mildly entertaining to write about on this scorcher of a Monday, I took the leap of faith and went to the front page of iol. I was not prepared for the awesomeness of the front page article.   CLICK HERE to find out about these wonderful individuals   That article includes […]

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I really am in another world today so you must please excuse me. The lack of news that tweaks me is quite staggering. Unless of course you include what happened to me an hour ago. I’m talking specifically about the debilitating pain than runs down ones entire body waiting in the queue at the BP […]

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This came out a while back but I didn’t think you were ready to see it. Now I think you are.   Hey? Are you ok with that? I couldn’t possibly imagine dealing with that. The only option is to remove oneself from the situation. Just leave. Hmm, I’m getting progressively more annoyed the longer […]

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While the nation waits for confirmation that Ron Jeremy will be playing Joost van der Westhuizen in Human Factor, the Clint Eastwood directed biopic, based around the 1995 World Cup, starring Matt Damon (as Francois “”Please, all me Franki” Pienaar) and Morgan Freeman (as Nelson Mandela); we have some other, possibly more important news.   […]

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Good morning, my beautiful angels. It is Monday. I’m feeling edgy. We’re gonna kick off with this and take it easy… FAIL [thanks john]

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Nervous? Sure. Confident? Big time! I’m learning about this new vibe called “Multiples.” they have it on greatodds.com, which is who I’ve been using to get into this new vibe of mine – sports betting! It makes watching sport on the weekend SO much more fun. And, with multiples, you can win a few thousand […]

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The first online 2oceansvibe TV Show will be released during lunchtime today.   Iron MikeManning an edit suite of sorts   Catch you shortly..   UPDATE Running ever-so-slightly behind schedule, my loves..

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The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh..     Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!

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Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start.   Rihanna and Chris Brown   This, from Star […]

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  Well, that’s bloody decent of him!   [thanks charl]

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I received the following email from a 2oceansvibe reader about a particularly sad site on Ocean View Drive.   Shame, poor sod Hey Seth, Check out these two photos… As you can see from the 1st pic, some poor dude’s garage burnt down. The house is on Ocean View drive as you come out of […]

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No two are the same..

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Ok, here it is..   Miranda Kerr   That’s what I’m talking about.

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Ok I won’t push it. Just hear me out. Everyone knows The Secret was a well-packaged variation of a well practiced technique and mind set. So listen to this. I am absolutely blown away that the lottery companies don’t use the recession as an method of advertising. Never before has there been MORE reason to […]

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  [thanks grant]

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Oh my goodness gracious, now you’re talking my language! Did you say a SLAVE auction? Jesus, I’m in! And that’s not all – The TBG is the MC!   YES PLEASE!   I tell you, there’s a lot to be said about having a slave for the day. I was around during apartheid and, although […]

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So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]

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Short and sweet:     “My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes .. Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills.   Seth […]

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Jeez they’ve pushed it this time! It’s fairly tame until they take the sofa issue to a new level! Must be seen! Over 2 million views so far.     Pretty sick. Check this out – The Simpsons is about to become the longest running prime time TV show in US history. Longer than actual […]

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Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street   Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead.   [thanks andy]

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You’ve probably picked up on the story about the woman who gave birth to eight kids. They thought it was seven, but another one was hidden behind an internal organ. take that eight, and add the other SIX she had at home, and you’re looking at 14 mouths to feed. The cool thing about it […]

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The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores.   Clarky This, from The Times online:   I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]

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The Sri Lanka cricket team tour bus has just been attacked in Pakistan.   Reuters:   Sri Lanka cricket team bus attacked in Pakistan LAHORE, Pakistan, March 3 – Gunmen killed at least four people in an attack on the Sri Lankan cricket team’s bus on Tuesday as it drove to a stadium in the […]

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Another year, another Caprice Volleyball Tournament ! I waltzed down to Camps Bay beach yesterday (Sunday) arvee, in the hope of finding exactly what I did – a THRONG a beautiful bodies, pumping tunes, sweat, sea and sun! Mmm mm! Paraglider included.. Lexi and Barratt Killing it Snaith, Jarvis and Dent Cool band name.. Raad, […]

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Last week we brought you the heart warming story about Sweden’s Princess Victoria her engagement to her fitness trainer, Daniel. We chatted about how well he had done, given his status as a commoner. That was before we saw Princess Madeleine, her sister, who is even hotter. Check, check, check it out! Bona fide smoker […]

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God , I tell you, I was wiping the tears out of my eyes watching this little nugget of joy. It’s a Pampers ad running in Europe and features 2oceansvibe’s very own G-Man – you might remember G recently starred alongside Oscar winner Louis Gossett Junior in a Windhoek ad . That’s just how he […]

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They’re dropping like flies.   Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier   Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.”   Following numerous engagement stories […]

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I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually […]

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