Is currently on TV channel 113 (16h34 Sunday)   The time as I write this is 16h34 on Sunday afternoon. If you are reading this in time, I have a tip for you. QUIETLY put on channel 113 on your satellite and slip into The Bodyguard. Like I have. It’s just started. God I missed […]

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Now we all know about the supreme skills on display by the likes of our national cricket and rugby boys, but these NFL guys honestly take it to another level.     I remember Gibbs being pretty ridiculous when it came to little tricks and antics. He could hoof a rugby ball into the air […]

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  My Valentine VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE, SAY YOU’LL BE MINE. YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS, MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS; MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT, MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT. MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT, MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR […]

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If you call me with a private number or a number I don’t know, I will not answer. FACT . If you don’t leave a message and call me again, I still will not answer. FACT . You can do this as many times as you wish over as many days as you want and […]

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Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what?   Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]

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I have a feeling some of you haven’t fully “perused” the links to other websites and friends of 2oceansvibe. If you make your way to the left menu and cruise down towards the arse end of that, you’ll notice a list of “links.” Those are them. check them out. So anyway, I was doing a […]

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Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy. Go ahead, pinch yourself!   It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February! (photo obviously taken by The Photographer)   Now, what you have […]

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I’m making use of a number of my resources this week. With the help of my friendly Butlers, there will be a number of Knead Love Boxes being sent all over town to some special angels! The contents of the Love Box Knead (Wembley Square – Cape Town) are offering the boxes (with the above […]

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  Come on, Man! On a Thursday? At 15h00? 33 degrees? I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with that. *Angel not included. She just arrived with her boyfriend brother. This is what we in the industry refer to as a “bonsella.” ps. It’s 34 degrees tomorrow, my angels – sort your shit out..

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I enjoyed this little moment of humour. Clearly a mom or girlfriend? of a Butlers driver – there was clearly not enough time on hand to remove the sign and this is the result. A very rare sighting of a chick driving a Butlers Pizza delivery vehicle.   One large Regina, coming up!   Here’s […]

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Just enjoy it..   Ai No Corrida Quincy Jones Words & Music: C. Jankel – Young K. Fred Notes : Reprise du titre de “Chaz Jankel” du groupe “Number One” I hold you, I touch you In a maze can’t find my way I think you, I drink you I’m being served you on a […]

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As predicted, this last weekend’s Cape Town Tens was a runaway success, with 10/10 scores from anyone that matters. The tournament has been accepted on the world stage and is pipped to become bigger than the Hong Kong Sevens within the next two years. www.capetowntens.com The facilitation of recreational boozing was apparent, as everyone went […]

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If you find yourself in a pickle and something won’t work, ALL you need to do is follow this little flow diagram.     And to answer your question, NO I didn’t think I would ever utter the word “flow diagram” on this website. But I’ must say, I’m glad I did.

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Our hearts go out to the ex-pats over in the UK at the moment as we take in this pic taken in Leicester Square this week. It’s nice to see that even cats in the UK are aware of the meltdown and are willing to do their bit.   Money attracts pussy.. [thanks john]

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  I have only really now woken up from the dream that was the three night stay I enjoyed with The Muse at Franschhoek’s most celebrated bastion, Le Quartier Francais . At le Quartier Francais,the wood is wrapped in ribbon..   They’ve just turned 20 by the way, so I wanted to tell you a […]

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See what they did here?   110% ANAL   Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..

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Yes, it was a cover. Do you know where they got the name “Mony Mony” from? I’ll tell you my love, because I want you to be a better person. You’ll be a fruitbowl of knowledge by the time I’m finished with you! Enjoy this from a site I’ve just launched called Wikipedia:   “Mony […]

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It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory.   “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]

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Obama’s ride:   Just 1. Nothing else. No CA. No DC. Just 1. Respect!   [thanks michael]

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Sunset from The Safe House   I’m absolutely fine with that! Hey? Shame!

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There is a new Idols show on everyone’s lips, and it’s not on TV. It’s right here on the global intergalactic web! In an unprecedented move, MNET’s IDOLS website have published an article on the official Idols webpage. CLICK HERE for that.     In response to Seth Rotherham’s video acceptance of Idols judge Randall […]

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Mainstream media have picked up on things, as Number 1 Cape Town radio station, 94.5KFM voice their opinion regarding the email challenge laid down by Idols judge, Randall Abrahams; following Seth Rotherham of 2oceansvibe’s charity acceptance via video this morning. If you’ve missed all the action up to now, read this to get the full […]

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You should be pretty up to date now on where we are. If you’re not, I would advise following these links as I give them to you. I was flipping through my satellite TV a few days back and caught 5 minutes of the Idols highlights channel, testing to see if such a short spurt […]

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Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]

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It is not nasty to laugh at this story. Although she is upset, the sheer brilliance of it outweighs her sadness.. Bwaaahaha!

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Ok girls, I thought you would enjoy this pic taken by the New York Times; Robert Downey Junior at 43. He’ll be 44 in April, by the way. He is what is called a “dingo” – the male version of a “cougar.” I swear to God, that’s what they call them. You can CLICK HERE […]

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Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform.   Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown   This, from The Times:   R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]

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There was this, like, cloud over the ocean. But, like, really low.. But the sun was, like, still shining…if you know what I mean?   Metallic reflectionSick!   I don’t know how to describe it, dude. It was like…..INSANE!

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Whilst I’m sure they’re doing their bit for upliftment and all that, they might want look into employing people with a minimum of a standard 3 to write out their in-store signs and promotions. Or maybe even get a manager with a standard 6 to oversee those people. This, spotted in Pick ‘n Pay – […]

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This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work!   Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]

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