Robert Mugabe is obviously going through a down wave at the moment because his behaviour is quite bizarre. After eventually forming a unity government (which took longer than a human takes to learn to walk), he was also spotted next to the hospital bed of his rival Morgan Tsvangirai -the man he tried to kill […]

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It’s a beautiful day today, people. Not only is it Friday (whatever that means), but I also have news for you that revolting shoe manufacturer, Crocs, is going down the tubes. This, after the auditor of Crocs Inc. says it has “substantial doubt” about the ability of the shoemaker to stay in business amid falling […]

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Apparently yesterday was an absolute joke at the Roeland Street Fire Department in Cape Town. Witnesses have confirmed that the support from various Cape Town brands was so overwhelming, they could have “opened a small shop if they wanted.” This, following the radical fires that hit Table Mountain on Wednesday night / Thursday morning. THAT’S […]

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It’s been a number of years since Charles Manson (not to be confused with Charles Bronson, who is awesome) was in the headlines for brainwashing his crew (The “Manson Family”) and instigating a killing spree in 1969, which included the death of Sharon Tate, the wife of movie director, Roman Polanski.   Charles Manson 18, […]

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Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE!         Two words – Sic k!     [thanks charl]

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Bad luck to those who didn’t win (50 entered, all-in-all, in 3 hours), but there could only be five winners of a pair of tickets each. The following people should check their email boxes shortly, which will give them instructions on how to gain access the live Goldfish concert at the Spier ampitheatre TONIGHT!! (It’s […]

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I bought Lily Allen ‘s new album, It’s not me, it’s you on iTunes (linked to an overseas credit card) while I was in Plett this weekend. We played it in the car on the way back and, I gotta say it, I dig it. I hereby declare Lily Allen “cool.” Some of the guys […]

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This was at 9pm our time, God knows what hour, his time. His first twat of the day:   Snoop Dogg‘s first twat of the day on Twitter   That’s what he says to his 50-odd thousand Twitter followers! Good morning by beautiful TWIZZLES!!! Stop it, man! It’s too much.. But then he follows up […]

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Ex-Spingbok captain and 2oceansvibe character (The Character Formerly known as The Loose Forward), Bob Skinstad has taken a step forward into the wired world and, following a brief lesson, is now officially TWITTING ! God knows what the future of Twitter holds for all of us!   A stunningly cheesy recent shoot for Best Life […]

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Hmm, I see 2oceansvibe regular highlight (here and here), Lyndall Jarvis, has hit the cover of the latest FHM. Good work, Jarvis!   Jarvis hits FHM!In stores NOW!   I had a little peep and I’m absolutely FINE with the spread! So, if you want to see Lyndall Jarvis in her underwear, I’d advise you […]

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Spotted this on thecoolhunter.net So cool.. So…very….cool..   The 1934 BMW R7Be….strong.   Check it out:   Think back 70 or 75 years to a time when design began to break away from the traditional and elaborate rationalism that ensued for hundreds of years. As the styles of Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Streamline and Zigzag […]

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I ballsed it up the other day when I said that Goldfish were playing at Spier. They weren’t. I got the weekends mixed up and they are actually playing at Spier (in the amphitheatre no less – QUITE an affair, I am told!) THIS weekend. I’m going on Saturday night and STRONGLY advise you to […]

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I was meant to show you this a few days back, but my recent Veuve Clicquot binge fell over that particular day. Nevertheless, I found it again on my “desktop.” Check this out:   Golf-Stenson’s Swedish strip show overshadows Woods MIAMI, March 12 (Reuters) – Swede Henrik Stenson briefly took the limelight from Tiger Woods […]

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This mind blowing clip apparently from Hong Kong comes hot on the heels of the video of the woman freaking out at the airport (article entitled “Chick misses her flight and loses her mind“), also in the East. My goodness, that side of the world sure knows how to throw a tantrum! This woman loses […]

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Those of you who know and appreciate Eddie Izzard will be very pleased to hear that he is on Twitter. This announcement comes only a week after I told you that Christopher Walken is also on Twitter and twits (tweets? twats?) the most hilarious tweets (twats?) on a daily basis. Eddie Izzard is on Twitter […]

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I’m almost positive that you can’t call the owner of this car a cock. I mean, he is driving the LATEST Rolls Royce convertible and his numberplate is MR WP – as in Mr. Western Province. It’s SO over-the-top that he simply HAS to be taking the piss.   A splash of excess with a […]

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I don’t think many of us will be buying a house for $55 million in the near future (what with the recession and all), let alone putting down a NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT of $55 million on a house with a selling price of 390 million Euros. Can you imagine that? And then can you imagine pulling […]

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And here she is. No pics with Chris Brown yet and no signs of bruising. Good show.   Riahanna – lookin’ good   Check out the glove vibe she’s going for there. What do you think? I ran it by The Muse and we’re both FINE with it.

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Loyal readers will know that 2oceansvibe has been going for seven years now and with that comes a certain level of trust – not only from the readers, but from Google as well. Seth has always maintained his integrity with regards to the brands he works with and if a brand he believes in/uses (paid […]

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Six women were injured and three people were arrested, following a mob stampede at the “open call” auditions for the latest season of the Tyra Banks hosted reality show, America’s Next Top Model. Video further down..   Beautiful chaos   Apparently there were fears of a fire/bomb, as a car pulled up next to the […]

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I got these pics in the middle of the night. Taken at 1am this morning by 2oceansvibe reader, Matt C. For those of you who don’t know the ways of the mountain, Devil’s Peak is the peak on the left of Table Mountain, just above the Tampon Towers.   Devil’s Peak, above the Tampon TowersWithout […]

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Hey team! Wow, it’s been quite a hectique day. Just drove back from Plett and, along the way, found out that 2oceansvibe, she was broken. Various sms’s and one knee-driving skills came into play, as The Insurance Broker fed me droewors (pretend there are deeltekens back there), so that I could tend to the problem […]

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It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like […]

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Why is this sign in my life? You shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place Unless you work in a kitchen? Do you work in a kitchen? I see.. At least they know they’re dangerous to use on escalators. It will only be in a few decades time (when children are born to lifetime […]

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I was very impressed with Vodacom this weekend. I was having hassles with my account and told them I didn’t want to deal with any of their normal operators. I’ve been in Plett and told them I wanted them to send me their “number 1.” Who do I get? Michael de Pinna, the genius lead […]

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Jeepers Hudders, some of the okes with properties near The Lookout Deck have done PARTICULARLY well. These houses were once ON the Lookout Deck parking lot, but now, thanks to global warming and excessive flooding (which washed away the entire car park) they have their own private beaches!   Shame Small increase in property value […]

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I am quite aware that you might have seen this already, but some of the precious readers out there have not. It is essential that everyone sees this.     Hey? Awesome!   [thanks gavin]

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With the wedding on Saturday, we hit Plettenberg Bay after lunch on Friday. Moby Dicks on the beach next to the BI hotel (leading to “The Wedge”) came into play and I tell you what, I was bloody impressed. This was, largely, to do with the very kak view from the restaurant.   The BI […]

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Shocking, shocking, shocking! As poms and ex-pats have to spend their time worrying about terror attacks repeats of past atrocities, it seems a local trend of attack is on the rise over there – bicycle helmets indoors.   When will the madness end? This, from a troubled Dale S:   Hey Seth, I am in […]

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If I wasn’t in Plett.. Yup, that’s where I am, friends. There were no planes to be had and I found myself driving to Plett for the first time in years. With The Insurance Broker , no less. Good times. And I’m happy to report they are widening that part of the road that goes […]

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