They’re dropping like flies.   Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier   Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.”   Following numerous engagement stories […]

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I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually […]

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I’ve just received a superb open letter by 2oceansvibe character (“The DJ”) and former KFM morning show DJ, Nic Marais. Nic in his old position as KFM morning show DJ Nic is currently studying law at Yale after flipping a coin, having been accepted at both Yale and Harvard. Shame, he’s quite dof. So anyway, […]

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I bought a couple of these puppies at Woolworths earlier this week and haven’t had a chance to try them yet. It’s a can of Thai Green Curry from Woolworths and comes with bamboo shoots and baby corn! On the label it says : “just add chicken, fish or prawns.” I also bought 4 portions […]

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It’s important that you see this ad for a BMX spotted on an Australian ebay-type website.     Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong.   CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BELOW THE PHOTO OF THE BMX..       That’s all we ask for..   [thanks lauren]

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JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it..     [thanks jacki]

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Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out:   Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]

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I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]

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Now here’s a story of a boy done good.   Princess Victoria of Sweden Not bad at all.. From Timesonline: There was nothing but bleak news on the schedule in Sweden yesterday morning — the carmaker Saab flailing for life, a financial meltdown in nearby Baltic states — and most Stockholm journalists were glumly turning […]

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Spotted this incredible vibe on Blacknote’s website.   The Perana Z-One South African Built, Zagato Bodied and Corvette Powered   This, originally from Jalopnik:   We’re still waiting for the full press release, but here’s what we know — the Perana Z-one is the first fruits of a collaboration between Milanese coachbuilders Zagato and a […]

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Got this little beaut off Matthew Buckland‘s site. Pure quality and so true… [Nodding. Brow creased upwards. Pursed lips] True.

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Hello team! I need your help. Finally local sports betting has come online, properly! I’m trying out this new site called greatodds.com and want to test it a bit this weekend, just to get my head around it.   www.greatodds.com This is gonna be fun! So for now I’m just going to put down some […]

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Very interesting vibe going on here. Sent in by one of our stunning readers, it seems someone has something against FNB. Apparently the little skulls have been made from old bank slips and mashed together and reformed into the image of death.   FNB ATM’s – TOXIC   With the taste of your lips I’m […]

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OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]

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Just quickly take this in.     Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..

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Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff.   Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff?   WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]

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This is very good.     That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94.   [thanks grant]

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I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]

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In case you missed it, Idols judge Dave Thompson was slated in a recent Mail & Guardian Thoughtleader article. You can catch that article HERE. that was obviously after OUR whole debacle with him and fellow judge, Randall Abrahams. You might be interested that Dave responded to the Mail & Guardian in the letters section. […]

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The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant.   What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]

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[This article was written live on Sunday morning] It’s been a blur of a weekend really and whatever transpired has got nothing to do with the fat joint I had this morning before establishing myself in the Arniston Hotel breakfast lounge. You see, not only are you dealing with a view which could make Batman […]

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We trust you caught all the Idols action on these pages over the last couple of weeks? If not then simply click the Idols logo on the right hand side of the screen, or CLICK HERE to get up to date. More importantly, we hope you witnessed the letter Randall Abrahams (Idols judge) sent to […]

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Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay.   From afar On closer inspection   Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E:   Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]

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Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married.   Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong   She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]

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It seems it is not just Cape Town that is under attack by the indoor helmet wearing brethren. Here we see fresh footage taken at Louis Botha airport in Durban on Sunday.   Indoor helmet attack at Louis Botha airport, Durban   The similarities to suicide bomb attacks are numerous. Most notable is the fact […]

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I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry. This from politicsweb.co.za:   DA Lays Criminal Charge Against ANC – MAS536/02/2009 The Democratic Alliance today laid criminal charges against the ANC – case number MAS536/02/2009 at the Middelburg Police Station. On Saturday, 21 February 2009, the DA became aware of a fake DA pamphlet […]

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With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man.   The London 2012 logo   That’s just great. […]

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Covers have really taken off since Britney’s covered I love Rock ‘n Roll. The last George Michael cover that I recall was Limp Bizkit’s rendition of Faith. That was a pretty hard version and I thought it interesting that this latest cover of a George Michael song has been performed by a hard rock band. […]

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This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“:   The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]

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I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]

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