So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]

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Short and sweet:     “My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes .. Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills.   Seth […]

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Jeez they’ve pushed it this time! It’s fairly tame until they take the sofa issue to a new level! Must be seen! Over 2 million views so far.     Pretty sick. Check this out – The Simpsons is about to become the longest running prime time TV show in US history. Longer than actual […]

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Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street   Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead.   [thanks andy]

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You’ve probably picked up on the story about the woman who gave birth to eight kids. They thought it was seven, but another one was hidden behind an internal organ. take that eight, and add the other SIX she had at home, and you’re looking at 14 mouths to feed. The cool thing about it […]

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The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores.   Clarky This, from The Times online:   I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]

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The Sri Lanka cricket team tour bus has just been attacked in Pakistan.   Reuters:   Sri Lanka cricket team bus attacked in Pakistan LAHORE, Pakistan, March 3 – Gunmen killed at least four people in an attack on the Sri Lankan cricket team’s bus on Tuesday as it drove to a stadium in the […]

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Another year, another Caprice Volleyball Tournament ! I waltzed down to Camps Bay beach yesterday (Sunday) arvee, in the hope of finding exactly what I did – a THRONG a beautiful bodies, pumping tunes, sweat, sea and sun! Mmm mm! Paraglider included.. Lexi and Barratt Killing it Snaith, Jarvis and Dent Cool band name.. Raad, […]

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Last week we brought you the heart warming story about Sweden’s Princess Victoria her engagement to her fitness trainer, Daniel. We chatted about how well he had done, given his status as a commoner. That was before we saw Princess Madeleine, her sister, who is even hotter. Check, check, check it out! Bona fide smoker […]

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God , I tell you, I was wiping the tears out of my eyes watching this little nugget of joy. It’s a Pampers ad running in Europe and features 2oceansvibe’s very own G-Man – you might remember G recently starred alongside Oscar winner Louis Gossett Junior in a Windhoek ad . That’s just how he […]

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They’re dropping like flies.   Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier   Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.”   Following numerous engagement stories […]

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I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually […]

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I’ve just received a superb open letter by 2oceansvibe character (“The DJ”) and former KFM morning show DJ, Nic Marais. Nic in his old position as KFM morning show DJ Nic is currently studying law at Yale after flipping a coin, having been accepted at both Yale and Harvard. Shame, he’s quite dof. So anyway, […]

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I bought a couple of these puppies at Woolworths earlier this week and haven’t had a chance to try them yet. It’s a can of Thai Green Curry from Woolworths and comes with bamboo shoots and baby corn! On the label it says : “just add chicken, fish or prawns.” I also bought 4 portions […]

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It’s important that you see this ad for a BMX spotted on an Australian ebay-type website.     Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong.   CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BELOW THE PHOTO OF THE BMX..       That’s all we ask for..   [thanks lauren]

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JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it..     [thanks jacki]

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Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out:   Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]

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I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]

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Now here’s a story of a boy done good.   Princess Victoria of Sweden Not bad at all.. From Timesonline: There was nothing but bleak news on the schedule in Sweden yesterday morning — the carmaker Saab flailing for life, a financial meltdown in nearby Baltic states — and most Stockholm journalists were glumly turning […]

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Spotted this incredible vibe on Blacknote’s website.   The Perana Z-One South African Built, Zagato Bodied and Corvette Powered   This, originally from Jalopnik:   We’re still waiting for the full press release, but here’s what we know — the Perana Z-one is the first fruits of a collaboration between Milanese coachbuilders Zagato and a […]

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Got this little beaut off Matthew Buckland‘s site. Pure quality and so true… [Nodding. Brow creased upwards. Pursed lips] True.

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Hello team! I need your help. Finally local sports betting has come online, properly! I’m trying out this new site called greatodds.com and want to test it a bit this weekend, just to get my head around it.   www.greatodds.com This is gonna be fun! So for now I’m just going to put down some […]

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Very interesting vibe going on here. Sent in by one of our stunning readers, it seems someone has something against FNB. Apparently the little skulls have been made from old bank slips and mashed together and reformed into the image of death.   FNB ATM’s – TOXIC   With the taste of your lips I’m […]

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OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]

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Just quickly take this in.     Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..

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Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff.   Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff?   WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]

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This is very good.     That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94.   [thanks grant]

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I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]

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In case you missed it, Idols judge Dave Thompson was slated in a recent Mail & Guardian Thoughtleader article. You can catch that article HERE. that was obviously after OUR whole debacle with him and fellow judge, Randall Abrahams. You might be interested that Dave responded to the Mail & Guardian in the letters section. […]

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The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant.   What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]

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