Well received   [thanks phillip]

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It’s been a year since New York Governer, Eliot Spitzer slipped into a personal and professional media nightmare, after being caught banging a call girl. Ashley Dupre, to be exact.   You, me and Dupre..   With the internet, tabloids and big bucks ruling the day, and various incarcerated madams choosing to release their confidentaial […]

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The Inside Centre received these a few days ago and forwarded them to me. We’re not certain exactly when they were taken. Not that it’ll make a difference as to whether or not I frolic in the ocean in front of Simonstown!   Very mellow Standard stuff One bite… that’s all he wants   That […]

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I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a reliable cape town panel beater and I honestly think I’ve struck gold. Sorry, WE’VE struck gold! Ok, I had this […]

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IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PANEL BEATER IN CENTRAL CAPE TOWN – CLICK HERE. MENTION 2OCEANSVIBE FOR A DISCOUNT   I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a […]

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So Britney Spears is currently chilling in Miami, as she continues her latest “Circus” live tour. I am happy to report that she is looking ok in a bikini and here are the pics to prove it.   Hmm..ok..fine..   It’ll do..I suppose.. Although clenching is cheating.   She is definitely clenching her nought in […]

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Talya G alerted me to a tweet on Matthew Buckland’s Twitter page (no, I do not say those words with a straight face) showing a paraglider who clearly missed his mark and ploughed straight into the wall, smashing a window at the restaurant above and landing, BANG, in front of Vida e. Not sure of […]

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Luckily I’m in charge of my shit, so it’s not likely that this will happen to me. And anyway, I’ve got a scooter – not a superbike.     Stunning. Just stunning!   [thanks peter]

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Here it is people. The Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape. Brought to you by Heat Magazine. Click image to see sex tape or go to joostsextape.co.za   www.joostsextape.co.za  

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WARNING**DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FIRST PART – THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL** First part is the article UNDER this article. See you shortly.. Welcome to part 2 (of 2) of the 2oceansvibe TV Show EPISODE 1. Featuring none other than Titanic, Dead Calm and Back to the Future […]

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Welcome to the very first online 2oceansvibe TV Show, featuring Titanic and Back to the Future star, Billy Zane . This is a new show and will be evolving as we create new episodes. Essentially, it is 2oceansvibe on TV, and will highlight all the cool things about Cape Town and the world beyond. We’ve […]

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I hadn’t taken out a DVD for a while and popped into DVD Nouveau (where else) on Sunday. I got Step Brothers with Will Farrell (6/10 – you can skip that one) and Dead Calm with Billy Zane (it was the right thing to do – and it was good – get it). Although I […]

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Aware of my struggle to find anything decent to talk about on Monday, Andrew M came to the rescue (or did he?) with this little beaut about an albino dolphin cruising around a lake in the US.   Oh my God it’s beaauuuuutiful!   The Telegraph reports:   Pink dolphin appears in US lake The […]

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Whilst we don’t delve deep into religion on 2oceansvibe, I do feel I need to report on this.   Snoop Dee Oh double Gee   This, from UK Guardian:   Rapper Snoop Dogg surprised fans and reporters alike this weekend by revealing he has joined the Nation of Islam. Speaking at the religious group’s Saviours’ […]

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Desperate to find SOMETHING mildly entertaining to write about on this scorcher of a Monday, I took the leap of faith and went to the front page of iol. I was not prepared for the awesomeness of the front page article.   CLICK HERE to find out about these wonderful individuals   That article includes […]

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I really am in another world today so you must please excuse me. The lack of news that tweaks me is quite staggering. Unless of course you include what happened to me an hour ago. I’m talking specifically about the debilitating pain than runs down ones entire body waiting in the queue at the BP […]

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This came out a while back but I didn’t think you were ready to see it. Now I think you are.   Hey? Are you ok with that? I couldn’t possibly imagine dealing with that. The only option is to remove oneself from the situation. Just leave. Hmm, I’m getting progressively more annoyed the longer […]

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While the nation waits for confirmation that Ron Jeremy will be playing Joost van der Westhuizen in Human Factor, the Clint Eastwood directed biopic, based around the 1995 World Cup, starring Matt Damon (as Francois “”Please, all me Franki” Pienaar) and Morgan Freeman (as Nelson Mandela); we have some other, possibly more important news.   […]

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Good morning, my beautiful angels. It is Monday. I’m feeling edgy. We’re gonna kick off with this and take it easy… FAIL [thanks john]

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Nervous? Sure. Confident? Big time! I’m learning about this new vibe called “Multiples.” they have it on greatodds.com, which is who I’ve been using to get into this new vibe of mine – sports betting! It makes watching sport on the weekend SO much more fun. And, with multiples, you can win a few thousand […]

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The first online 2oceansvibe TV Show will be released during lunchtime today.   Iron MikeManning an edit suite of sorts   Catch you shortly..   UPDATE Running ever-so-slightly behind schedule, my loves..

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The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh..     Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!

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Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start.   Rihanna and Chris Brown   This, from Star […]

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  Well, that’s bloody decent of him!   [thanks charl]

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I received the following email from a 2oceansvibe reader about a particularly sad site on Ocean View Drive.   Shame, poor sod Hey Seth, Check out these two photos… As you can see from the 1st pic, some poor dude’s garage burnt down. The house is on Ocean View drive as you come out of […]

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No two are the same..

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Ok, here it is..   Miranda Kerr   That’s what I’m talking about.

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Ok I won’t push it. Just hear me out. Everyone knows The Secret was a well-packaged variation of a well practiced technique and mind set. So listen to this. I am absolutely blown away that the lottery companies don’t use the recession as an method of advertising. Never before has there been MORE reason to […]

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  [thanks grant]

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Oh my goodness gracious, now you’re talking my language! Did you say a SLAVE auction? Jesus, I’m in! And that’s not all – The TBG is the MC!   YES PLEASE!   I tell you, there’s a lot to be said about having a slave for the day. I was around during apartheid and, although […]

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