Loyal readers will know that 2oceansvibe has been going for seven years now and with that comes a certain level of trust – not only from the readers, but from Google as well. Seth has always maintained his integrity with regards to the brands he works with and if a brand he believes in/uses (paid […]

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Six women were injured and three people were arrested, following a mob stampede at the “open call” auditions for the latest season of the Tyra Banks hosted reality show, America’s Next Top Model. Video further down..   Beautiful chaos   Apparently there were fears of a fire/bomb, as a car pulled up next to the […]

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I got these pics in the middle of the night. Taken at 1am this morning by 2oceansvibe reader, Matt C. For those of you who don’t know the ways of the mountain, Devil’s Peak is the peak on the left of Table Mountain, just above the Tampon Towers.   Devil’s Peak, above the Tampon TowersWithout […]

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Hey team! Wow, it’s been quite a hectique day. Just drove back from Plett and, along the way, found out that 2oceansvibe, she was broken. Various sms’s and one knee-driving skills came into play, as The Insurance Broker fed me droewors (pretend there are deeltekens back there), so that I could tend to the problem […]

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It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like […]

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Why is this sign in my life? You shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place Unless you work in a kitchen? Do you work in a kitchen? I see.. At least they know they’re dangerous to use on escalators. It will only be in a few decades time (when children are born to lifetime […]

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I was very impressed with Vodacom this weekend. I was having hassles with my account and told them I didn’t want to deal with any of their normal operators. I’ve been in Plett and told them I wanted them to send me their “number 1.” Who do I get? Michael de Pinna, the genius lead […]

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Jeepers Hudders, some of the okes with properties near The Lookout Deck have done PARTICULARLY well. These houses were once ON the Lookout Deck parking lot, but now, thanks to global warming and excessive flooding (which washed away the entire car park) they have their own private beaches!   Shame Small increase in property value […]

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I am quite aware that you might have seen this already, but some of the precious readers out there have not. It is essential that everyone sees this.     Hey? Awesome!   [thanks gavin]

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With the wedding on Saturday, we hit Plettenberg Bay after lunch on Friday. Moby Dicks on the beach next to the BI hotel (leading to “The Wedge”) came into play and I tell you what, I was bloody impressed. This was, largely, to do with the very kak view from the restaurant.   The BI […]

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Shocking, shocking, shocking! As poms and ex-pats have to spend their time worrying about terror attacks repeats of past atrocities, it seems a local trend of attack is on the rise over there – bicycle helmets indoors.   When will the madness end? This, from a troubled Dale S:   Hey Seth, I am in […]

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If I wasn’t in Plett.. Yup, that’s where I am, friends. There were no planes to be had and I found myself driving to Plett for the first time in years. With The Insurance Broker , no less. Good times. And I’m happy to report they are widening that part of the road that goes […]

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This was first spotted on Geekologie.com who have reported that SunCity is home to the World’s fastest “Zipline.” While we prefer the name “foofy slide” here in South Africa, it is interesting to note that they claim to be not only the fastest, but also the tallest and the longest. Apparently it goes 100mph. It […]

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One of the funnier things I have ever witnessed.   Paris Hilton posing with a parrot   Hahahahaha! Fuck she cracks me up! And what’s more, the parrot is rolling its eyes.

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Hey Team! The 2009 Blog Awards are upon us again and whilst THIS IS NOT THE VOTING ROUND, we do need to you NOMINATE US so that we can take part in the awards. Some of you have already done your bit, but we just need to make sure. So, if you haven’t yet NOMINATED […]

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I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids […]

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Following almost seamlessly from our article about the “Lazy Beggers” earlier this week, we bring you this week’s music appreciation. You’ve heard it on the radio, you’ve jammed to it in your car. Now you can hear it on your favourite website. Yeah! Uh! Uh! Uh!     Rad to the power of sick!   […]

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Well hello darlin’   Bar RafaeliKilling it.   Not to be mistaken for our local Raphaely girls. Whilst equally as hot, their surname is spelt slightly differently.

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Jeez this is pretty radical. The guy who put a smile on the face of the world, is going to jail for three years! Fuck, that’s hectic! Let’s check out the video before we go on:     This, from The Guardian: Iraqi shoe-thrower sentenced to three years in jail Journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded […]

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Zumatello One of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Politicians”   I’m fine with that.     [thanks Michael]

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So you’ll remember from the article last week where I put R4,000 on four different bets. Three of them were “multiple” bets and one was a straight bet. Remember I explained to you that multiple bets allow you to bet on a number of teams winning, resulting in bigger odds, rather than betting on each […]

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So today everyone is wondering what a trillion dollars looks like. I must say, I am ever-so-slightly intrigued. But only for a trillion dollars. I assume everyone has seen a million dollars? I certainly have, given that most of my furniture is made for stacks of 100 dollar bills. So let’s go through it. This […]

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You might recall the incredible Kika Sack record set by The TBG and The Dude a few months back. 57 kikas in a row, to be exact (check out the footage here). So anyway, the Vida e boyz got involved in the action and attempted to break the current Kika Sack record. Check it out: […]

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One of the main reasons I enjoy gong to the cinema is the popcorn. And, in particular, the salt and vinegar flavour shake that I sprinkle all over it. And when I say “sprinkle,” I mean “massacre.” For me, there is only enough salt and vinegar on the popcorn if it causes me to cough […]

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  Good morning, friends! Hope you’re having a beautiful morning. Chat again shortly.

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I nipped down between the last article and this one. Just for an hour, you know.   Little Beach – on my aceFine!     Does that make me a bad person?

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Employee: Hello ‘dis be Pick&Pay, how can I help you? Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week. Employee: ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.   Too beautiful   Aaah, that’s just glorious!     [thanks andy]

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Lucy, a loyal 2oceansvibe reader, sent in this wonderful account of some beggars she stumbled upon in Spain. But not just any beggars – beggars with a website! An incorrectly spelt website, no less!   The “Lazy Beggers” www.lazybeggers.com   They label the various types of donations you can give them, including wine, weed, cocaine, […]

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Dayana Mendoza   She seems pretty cool. She’d definitely get a hiding.

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I remind you that, although potentially risky due to her young age and gawkiness at the time, I claimed Dakota Fanning just under a month ago. It looks like it’s turning out less risky as each day passes. I thought I’d keep you up to date on how she is coming along.   Dakota Fanning […]

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