I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it. I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU […]
It’s so cool that Bicycling Magazine has a fashion/style editor, called “STYLEMAN.” It’s even better that a recent issue rasies the question we brought up with regards to cyclists wearing helmets whilst dining in restaurants/cafes and eateries around Cape Town. You’ll find STYLEMAN’S reply might hamper his chances of working for Vogue. www.bicycling.co.za […]
Look really carefully and you’ll see Lindsay Lohan in this picture. Lohan – emaciated That’s too thin, girls. Now I know we don’t want to look like a tuckbox, but you have to find a middle ground. We’re not asking for too much. Honestly. You know, even THIS is fine!
Jeeper Hudders! I remember a time when I perved Jessica Simpson. Simpson Chew you food properly, girl.
We’ve brought you a pant load of number plate articles and we’re getting what I call “license-lash” when you’ve seen too many stupid numberplates and you can’t do any more. Unless, of course, they’re EXCEPTIONAL . Unless they’re BEYOND human thought. You’ll remember (here, here, here, here and here) my main issue being about people […]
Source : The Telegraph Virgin: the world’s best passenger complaint letter? Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. See the rest of the pics here Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to […]
If you missed the first season then you’ve made a fundamental mistake. It’s available at DVD Nouveau (they are Cape Town’s best DVD rental store and have virtually every series. Ever. In the World), so you can sort that out quick quick. So Season 2 of Californication has started on MNET. It’s on Tuesdays at […]
Girls, I saw this and thought you might like it. I KNOW! How stunning? The Jimmy Choo website tells us the following: Tube Rainbow snake clutch bag € 950.00 This contemporary evening bag is the epitome of modernist chic. The rainbow snake skin really makes a statement. Dimensions: L22.5 x H8.5 x […]
Lovely little piece of stuff this. The following “when I grow up” picture was drawn by a kid at school, marked, and brought home for Mommy to see. The picture came back to school the next day with a note from the mother to the teacher. Dear Ms. Davis, I want to […]
You do know about this site, don’t you? Be there now – https://failblog.org/ [thanks trav]
I thoroughly enjoyed this pic by The Photographer. The image is made up from a number of shots taken on the day and merged together to form, what I think, completely encapsulates the vibe of the day. Click pic for hi-res image. The Queen’s Plate 2009 “Winning Moment”Click here Sick! To see pics […]
Ok, I’ve been feeling the pulse of Cape Town and am very pleased to see more and more people (girls, and boys alike) have realised the coolness of the “Slap, Snap & Fisties” handshake. Again, your belief in 2oceansvibe has resulted in you being happier and, more importantly, cooler – the way I like to […]
When you’re in the industry that I’m in, which I refer to as “God knows what,” you develop all sorts of systems. Systems that allow you to write articles to be published if and when you feel like it, as well as systems that store information to be used at a later stage. For the […]
My weekend was pretty basic. Saturday was an absolute pleasure as people thought there was too much mist to go to the beach. Thus leaving the entire beach empty for the more intrepid, like myself. It was actually boiling hot with a very light sexual mist in the air. Like that lighting they use when […]
I’ve obviously misunderstood everything in my life thus far. Because – for me – the idea of there being a photo of me crying on the first day of school, plastered all over the front page of one of the countries biggest selling newspapers, does not appeal. I was ever so slightly disturbed when I […]
I’m sure a lot of my gorgeous readers out there have missed the news about South African cricketer, AB de Villiers , releasing a pop song. Were you aware? Not? Ok, it’s quite important that you see this. It’s a pearler.. You might want to check that out again. You don’t have to […]
It doesn’t get much better than this. Genius Why didn’t YOU think of that? Jeez, guys – WAKE UP! Check out an original T-shirt (where they got the idea) here. I doubt I have to tell you who RUN DMC are, right? No I don’t. Because it’s like that, and that’s the way it is. […]
A number of people have emailed me this video so I thought I’d pop up the YouTube clip, rather than receiving anymore 3Mb files. You do know that 90% of the clips people send around are also available on Youtube, right? No problem. Ok, this is pretty hysterical. It features a particularly overweight gent dancing […]
The Hoff, in all his glory. Two words : AWE SOME Please don’t see this as a signal to send me more Hoff images. Trust me, this one is extremely rare. I might even have the jpeg file bronzed. [thanks rich]
Alessandra Ambrosio Now where was I… [thanks johnny]
Although very close to Obamalash, I was pretty blown away by this picture, The world’s highest-res Earth-imaging satellite zooms in on President Obama. This, from Popsci.com : As promised, here are stunningly clear satellite images of the tops of some two million heads during today’s inauguration. These images were snapped at 11:19am today […]
It’s quite evident that I spent last weekend in Hermanus. I told you about the sea rescue and I told you about the cock guy with the flashing blue light on the way there. But what I did NOT tell you, was about the Butlers Pizza that I ordered and had delivered to Hermanus, over […]
Oh Lordi, the overseas press are AWASH with news and sightings of Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline with his new los. (International readers should know that “los” is Afrikaans for girlfriend/slag). Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince TMZ had this to say: Kevin Federline’s new chick isn’t low rent — she’s no rent — […]
I told you yesterday about the identity of “The Stig” on Top Gear (turns out there was more than one Stig, btw) and at the end of the article I said the following: It reminds me of a few years back when I finally let the cat out of the bag that I was “Woofles†[…]
As you might have gathered, I cruised up to Hermanus with The Muse on Friday arvee last week, in lieu of Don Corleone’s 70th birthday being held at Wolff’s Nest on Saturday night. The drive was pretty cool, except for the fact that we had to return to The Safe House about seventy two times […]
Here we see Marisa Miller, one of our favourite Victoria’s Secret angels, on set this week. What a wonderful opportunity for boys and girls alike to see how important it is to buy a good bikini that sits nicely. Marisa Miller I am absolutely fine with that. If you like that, click here.