Today is the last days of voting for the 2009 South African Blog Awards. It’s a great opportunity for those of you out there that haven’t voted, to do your thing. It is the only way to keep 2oceansvibe going. I can almost guarantee you that if you don’t vote, 2oceansvibe will be no more. […]

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Taken from The Safe House at around 18h50.   Something different.     I’m fine with that..

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Just like that.   Beyonce – giving it a full rev   BANG!   Right…. Nowwww…..where were we?

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I’d say the colour black has the monopoly when it comes to cycling shorts colours. I think we should have a quick recap as to why that is. Here is a super cool group of cyclists wearing black shorts:   Cyclists – in black shorts(I think it’s fair to say they are lined up according […]

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There’s a beautiful new round of interviews that have gone down over the last week. There was also the very spicy one on Sunday in the Sunday Times Lifestyle section (CLICK HERE FOR THAT), as well as the GoTravel24 interview and the Digital Edge podcast interview. In case you missed those, check it out:   […]

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Nando’s grilled peri-peri chicken restaurants have moved quickly and are able to capitalise on the Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape scandal. With this:     Good. We approve. Go to www.joostsextape.co.za for more..   [thanks catherine]

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Like Kim Jong il , I do enjoy mass crowd formations and visual displays, using the likes of military armies and gymnasts. I have, however, never seen it done by sheep. Not in the day, nor at night! This will blow your mind:     You like that? Amazing, just when you thought you knew […]

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Local Afrikaans newspaper, Rapport, are becoming more and more sensational by the day! This weekend they absolutely dominated with a story about the girl in the Joost van der Westhuizen video! I’ve been DYING to see what this chick looks like. Given that the truth will eventually come out, the hotness of the chick could […]

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Already had a couple cleavage birthday wishes, which I’m very impressed with. The first, these little beauties:   Nice. Real nice..   Hey Seth, They say all good things come to good men – and so I thank you for allowing me to celebrate your birthday with you! The girls in my office allowed me […]

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Those of you who stay here all day will remember that a few hours ago I put up the 50 cent video – Yo Shorty, it’s your birthday, because, well, it’s my birthday. So anyway, that prompted Chris O to send me this absolute gem. Enjoy this guy’s passport:     Aaah, that’s too beautiful! […]

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Bridget, my favourite of the three Playboy Mansion angels, has started a new TV show type vibe. It’s called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches .” She’s such a cutie. The costume she is wearing is a little Jo’burg for me, but she gets away with it ‘cos she’s such a little cutie pie. Mwah!   Hello, my […]

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Why is everyone moaning about today’s shit weather? It’s not shit at all. It’s awesome. There is a VERY light cloud, and the ocean is playing a game of lake-lake. There is NOTHING wrong with that. Jesus. Check it out:     It’s a VERY thin cloud. Look at that blue towards the back. This […]

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I had a pant load of messages so far and thanks to everyone on phone, sms, email, facefuck, twitter, as well as the telepathic message I’m getting. Colin and Lisa took top spot this year – from the States it was easy for them to send a message at 4am. Jonty Fisher nails the official […]

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It really crept up on me this year. Goodness! Amazing, it feels like just yesterday that I got my Louis Vuitton satchel for the first day of school. And now look – I’m a fully developed man! Quietly cruising around doing what feels nice. And no parents around, whatsoever! How do I remain so relatively […]

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At a recession busting $1,150, I give you the Mulberry Mix Material “Jenah” Shoulder Bag. This mixed material shoulder bag features suede, cracked leather and tumbled sheep skin and pale gold hardware. With turnlock closure. Interior pockets. “Turnlock closure”….. Mmmm, now you’re getting me all hot..   Buy that bad boy here – from Bloomingdales […]

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I recorded a very special urgent 2oceansvibe public announcement/pledge yesterday on Camps Bay beach. It’s pretty big and it’s pretty deep and it concerns every one of you. I strongly urge you to watch the video, as our future basically depends on it. I cannot force you to watch it, but if you don’t, I […]

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Imagine catching this little fire hydrant sign while you’re having a bad day.   Fire hydrant humour – right up there..   It’s so perfectly done. I want it inside me.   [thanks fergus]

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I was tweeting away on Twitter this morning and noticed I had received a direct twat from Emma, asking if I had seen the website explainthisimage.com . No, I had not. I went on a journey of discovery and clicked the link. Wow.   I’ll kill you, Superdog!   the above photo is just one […]

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Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were caught kissing.   Sean Penn Quietly confident   Let’s just pause for a moment and let that sink in. Ok. I’m sure we’re all experiencing similar emotions right now. We’re torn between the anger one feels when a favorite 27 year old starlet is exposed to a 48 year […]

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I picked this up from the BBC. It’ll make your day.   60-foot penis painted on roof An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub […]

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Here we have Megan Fox , carrying her purse.   Megan Fox   That’s a really cool purse!

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I was wondering where Alewyn, one of my original Caprice waiters, disappeared to. That was before I received this incredibly amazing email from him. It turns out he followed “The way of the vibe,” quit his job and gave “living the holiday” a try. And he seems to be making some headway. In Monaco, no […]

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Sorry, I got lost in the lyrics of Billy Joel’s song, Honesty, back there. What I really want to show you, is this thing, which is related to telling the truth and honesty. It’s also pretty damn hilarious.   Quality   Beautiful. I love those guys. I have the odd online venture and some of […]

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I’m so stoked. The South African Department of Home Affairs obviously believe that pinching yourself is not enough. They have very cleverly released an incredibly useful new online verification service, which let’s you type in your ID number and find out if you’re dead or alive! I know – how awesome? Of course I’m not […]

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Whilst I am certainly 100% behind this cause, I must say, I’m also very excited to actually WITNESS us pulling it off. And by “us,” I mean “the world.” That’s what they’re aiming for; you realise that, right? The whole WORLD is turning off the lights for one hour on March 28. Because of varying […]

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Interesting vibe she’s going for with the hair. But, to be honest, I’m absolutely fine with it. As I’m sure you are. I think it appeals to both the guys out there, as well as the laydezz.. Hey, chill – I’m sure it’s just a one-off..     Nice one, my babes..

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Following on seamlessly from our very recent article about Crocs crashing , comes this heart-warming email.   Hi Seth, During an excursion to Hermanus this weekend we came across this T-shirt at the flea market. Don’t know if you have seen it but thought you would enjoy it. The photo was taken with my cellphone […]

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Oh my goodness. [out of breath] Is everyone here? Ok, good. Sit down – I have a very important announcement. I was sent this video by Toby E, and before I watched it for the first time I noticed two things. Firstly, it was made by Lonely Island – the same genii that brought us […]

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Wow! Can you believe it, Joost has decided to drop all charges against Heat magazine! You might remember that he has been saying the whole way through that he would be laying charges. That was, of course, after he maintained that the person in the video was wearing a brand of socks that he never […]

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I did an interview for Idea Bounty the other day and I thought I would have a little snoop around their site. Wow, pretty impressive. And pretty damn clever! they call themselves a “Social Think Tank” and I think that sums it up perfectly.   Idea Bounty “The best ideas get paid“   How it […]

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