It was just last week that we featured the heartbreaking story of the little fat kid trying to give a beautiful rose to Megan Fox (here). Sadly, she never got that rose and we cannot confirm how it all ended for the little fat boy, but the heartbreak and pain MAY have killed him. Today, […]

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This was taken in the last week when the Green Point McDonald’s was closed, EXCEPT for their drive thru service. Please enjoy this guy standing in between two cars, waiting for his order..   Man pretends to be car   Whaaaahaha! Is it just me? Or do you also find that terribly amusing? Shame – […]

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There have been all sorts of claims and suggestions as to the Top Gear TV show mystery precision driver, The Stig’s identity over the years. While it is understood that they have changed from time to time (previous article here), yesterday’s Top Gear show (jokingly) revealed someone who you probably didn’t expect. One of the […]

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Right, ok, welcome to your new week! What a stunning weekend that was! Congrats to the Springboks on winning the test against the British Lions and, in particular, to 2oceansvibe Character The Barndog for scoring the first try. Why did you do that? Very naughty.. Wel done also to Stephen Ballot for guessing the closest […]

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While everyone seems to be locked in a war of words in the comments sections of the Adidas vs Puma and Vida e Cyclist protest articles (check those out – mayhem!), we have something far more peaceful and rewarding to announce. Quite simply, the person to guess the closest final score of the Springboks vs […]

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Shame, look at this poor little fat kid in London. The desperation is so evident and the fact that he has risked all by doing so – with a rose in his hand. Moments like this can kill little fat kids and it is unfortunate that the Daily Mail published this photo. Shame on you […]

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That’s right, future World Number 1 surfer, South Africa’s very own Jordy Smith (currently number 6 on the ASP World Tour) is in town for the O’Neill Cold Water Classic (here) which is running from 20-24 June. This happens to be the first WQS event in Cape Town in about twenty years.   Jordy Smith […]

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With Alec Baldwin’s recent faux pas regarding Filipino brides (here) you would think the Spar on Kloof Street would be more subtle?   Naughty   R9.12 for some loose Russians!? My goodness, it’s a steal!   [thanks si]

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This is one of those radical stories that only come along “once in a blue moon” (a phrase I made up to describe a rare event – use it, don’t use it). Some of you (none of you) will remember the famous kidnapping of toddler Steven Dammanin New York, 1955. The boy was snatched when […]

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Ok. Unlike the unresearched photos that The Insurance Broker was sending around (here) of some photos taken onboard as the Air France flight was going down, this commercial is not a hoax. It is an ad for the Comfort Wipe which makes a certain bathroom activity that little bit easier. They claim that it is […]

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Obsessed is obsessed with Fatal Attraction in a Lifetime movie kind of way. It aims to be sleek, sexy and enticing, yet ends up like a Tween-friendly tongue-in-cheek office comedy with Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Beyonce Knowles and a leaner Jerry O’Connell. Come on, Jerry O’Connell’s in it… this must be a comedy! Elba can’t […]

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Manchester United centre back (“I’m bringing centre back, yeeeah!” – sorry..), Rio Ferdinand, seems intent on taking some attention away from his now ex-teammate Cristiano Ronaldo, who recently hit the headlines for tapping Paris Hilton (here). Here we see Rio Ferdinand on holiday in Israel this week, throwing out one helluva vibe, complete with tank […]

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I’m focusing on the girls here, as the guy’s response will be pretty much standard. That’s IF they can lift their jaws off the floor. Following in the footsteps of one Heather Graham (here and here), Megan Fox is quietly packing a massive punch in every city that she visits during this Transformers promotional tour […]

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Again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is on display as we receive no less than THREE separate emails with photographs of the same sign displayed on a shop window in Cape Town’s Blue Routemall. Behold:   Spotted on window of a men’s manicure parlour. Blue Route Mall, Cape Town. Look, it’s a bloody nice […]

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This one jumped out at me. Firstly because I appreciate the extent to which the fella freaked out and, secondly, because I used to own the exact same car and can categorically state that I have never (and will never again) deal with worse service from ANY brand than I did with Land Rover Cape […]

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Some of you may have spotted The Simpsons rip-off on the wall outside the City Cafe in Sea Point. On the other hand, some of you may not have spotted it. That’s why I’m here – to bridge that gap between you being uncool and cool.     Pretty darn funny. With Homer in overalls […]

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I see the British Lions went for a little shop around Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront yesterday and popped into the legendary Pumastore.   Martyn Williams and Gordon D’Arcy Not shy to get their kit off. Stephen Ferries shows David Wallace his show levitation trick Simon Shaw admits that the length of one’s foot DOES mean […]

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My Goodness, I missed this by just a couple weeks! Megan Fox was spotted in Paris as she continues the promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.   There’s no doubt about it – she’s a bona fide 10.

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Advertising industry peeps will enjoy this. It’s a typical representation of rubbish work coming out of a “reputation” agency. All sorts of punishment is being dished out in the comments section under the release of a video made by TBWA\Chiat\Day – a New York ad agency who have just taken on a new Creative Director, […]

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BLATANTLY ignoring Vida e’s polite public-led request (here) for cyclists to remove their helmets when frequenting their establishment; it seems that THESE cyclists couldn’t care less about the general public’s wishes regarding their grossly inappropriate, anti-social and imposing behaviour. This, sent in this morning by a 2oceansvibe reader and concerned fellow citizen.   Camps Bay […]

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I’m not sure who took this panoramic aerial photograph of Cape Town, Table Mountain and the Green Point stadium, but they did a very good job. Thought you might enjoy it. Click pic for hi-res version.   CLICK HERE FOR HI-RES CAPE TOWN PANORAMIC IMAGE   Jeepers, that is impressive! Shame, very kak place we […]

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True Prince aficionados and fellow tormented genii will appreciate any new footage of the eccentric, diminutive, sexually charged machine that is Prince (formerly known as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”). He doesn’t wander into the public spotlight all too often and when he does, I want to see it. I want to see his […]

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The Hangover is the ultimate bachelor party, wedding jitters, road trip splurge on Las Vegas. This is a guy’s movie that toes the line with raunchy humour from screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore and Todd Phillips, director of Old School. You’ve got the comedy and camaraderie of City Slickers shared between Doug, the groom-to-be […]

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I MUST show you the Heidi Klum T-shirt I bought in Avignon whilst donning those white Ray Bans I mentioned the other day (from the new Ray Ban Colorize collection at Sunglass Hut). It is, quite simply, one of the most awesome T-shirts of your life. Check it out:   Please excuse the pout But, […]

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It was just yesterday that we brought you the incredibly important news that Paris Hilton was single (here). So you’ll be pleased to know that she managed to get over the heartbreak by nailing Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo. Together they hit the town in LA and celebrated our boy’s £80 million transfer to Real […]

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There is a bit of a shitstorm brewing over at the Dan Nicholl owned online publication, iafrica.com. The comments section is going ballistic as readers are attacking each other (and the story’s author) over whether or not Parklands neighbour, Blouberg, is the next Clifton. It’s pretty hectic. And amusing. Check out this excerpt and then […]

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While the Golf Punk crew are officially the last people in Cape Town actually driving a Hummer, we pause to view a car that is as obscene now as the Hummer was then. Except this time it’s powered by bio-fuel! I give you the Knight XV .   Seriously.. ..grow up Just wait for the […]

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Those of you who don’t believe in magic will struggle with this one. While Santa Claus and the tooth fairy turn out to be fake as we get older, there is no denying the realness of the “myth” that is The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). In one of the most beautiful TBG sightings of our […]

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Whilst it is virtually impossible to ever beat the video of Chad, the red head kid dancing to Flo Rida’s Low (here), this little babba gives him a good run for his money dancing to Beyonce’s Single Women.   Nappy Rash, here we come   Not bad. Not bad at all. That baby must have […]

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It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up!   Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports:   “In response to the inquiry on whether […]

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