I didn’t want to get into this, as it is clearly a publicity stunt of sorts, but the emails don’t seem to be stopping and I simply have to say SOMETHING about it. I’m talking about this “National Skirt Extension Project” thing that is being advertised everywhere. So check it out. Here are the ads […]

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The Personal Jukebox sent in this little pearler from Venice Beach, LA.   Help this fellow stay drunk.. Very cool, thanks for that, Sox. Send love to Cokey. Reminds me of those Lazy Beggers..

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Just yesterday I was taking a bubble bath at The Safe House and sent out a twat about the provocative Armani ad campaign (here ), depicting a woman removing a man’s clothing – revealing quite a lot, I thought. But then I found this this little piece of madness. “Standing on your head” usually conjures […]

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With six critically acclaimed albums in the bag, South African pride and joy, Just Jinjer, I’m pleased to announce that they have been slogging it and finally released their long awaited new single, Can I Have More TODAY!   Just JinjerBrent Harris, Sandy Chila, Ard Matthews and Denholm Harding   Following a string of global […]

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“Kudos” obsessives will definitely give the audacious driver of this Vespa “kudos” for his/her parking ON Camps Bay beach . It is SO brazen, SO radical and SO brilliantly rude, that we should do nothing but stand and applaud.   In the words of Montell Jordan.. “THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!” Stand up from […]

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Vanity Fair readers will be aware of the name Graydon Carter. Carter is the editor (since 1992) of the greatest magazine in the world and apart from guiding the tremendous success of the magazine for a decade and a half, he is known for his stunning intros to every issue. He moaned in dramatic style […]

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You’ll recall some time back I featured the T-Mobile “flash mob” (here)which gathered at Liverpool Station in London, England. Well, it looks like some folk in Belgium felt they should up the ante, which they did with great success – this time at Antwerp Central train station . I got this off Chris Rawlinson’s blog […]

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A reader sent me these pics and I thought it was just a screen shot from some sick fantasy dream they were having. But no, this is a genuine concept car. Cover one eye before you look at these shots – it might be too much to handle:   Taste it Feel it Hold it […]

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Everyone remain calm. In a few hours time a spaceship will be arriving to pick us up to take us to another dimension. You will all be given matching clothing and shoes, as well as a special cocktail which must be consumed before embarking on this adventure to the new world. Paris Hilton will be […]

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In a very Helena Christensen type move, 2oceansvibe Character “The Surfer” has jumped from one side of the camera to the other – finding himself excelling at surf photography. From cut-backs to the cutting room, Anthony Fox has been capturing some thrilling surf footage, which has recently been published in Zig Zag Magazine.   Zig […]

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It had to happen. After many years of stoned Capetonian antics and the general “park anywhere” mentality, The V&A Waterfront security team have had enough and are now, surprisingly, clamping vehicles who park “in the middle of nowhere.”   “Middle of nowhere” parking is now an offence“Oh my God! It’s like you can’t do ANYTHING […]

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Well I’m still sort of recovering after Friday night’s South African Blog Awards, held at Chevelle club in Cape Town.     Well done to the organisers and sponsors (here) on the night and well done to all the nominees and bloggers that made it the success it was. I was also very pleased with […]

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My mate, Joe bones, over at RiverCityVibe in Jacksonville (Florida, US), spotted these babies. Joe writes: When my regular thing said she had bought a new pair of flip flops I paid no heed. Then she rocked up in these, and I have to say, I was impressed:     They are by Giusepe Zanotti […]

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National Cleavage would be nought, without this little angel.. We haven’t featured Christina Aguilera for a while. That’s because there haven’t been many recent shots of her going around. That’s because she is so cool and private and a global shining light to pop stars everywhere. She reminds me of Cher. And, in particular the […]

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  Good. 8/10.   [thanks everyone that sent this]

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These pics came in many different forms. Some of them came with the headline “Birtish Lions Have Arrived” and some read “Brakpan Lion.” Call it what you what, it’s damn funny.   Dangerous? Not so much It’s Friday, my friends – and don’t you forget it!

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With a maximum of 35 degrees today, God couldn’t have chosen a better day for National Cleavage day.   Scarlett recognises National Cleavage Day   Yes, that’s exactly right! Thank you for that, Scarlett – I think you hit it spot on there! What a great example! As with every National Cleavage Day, the angels […]

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I must admit I have NEVER come across these things before, so I’ll let Mano run you through them:   Hey Seth, Just as Crocs wind down I find these guys.   VERY naughty!   Some oke was wearing these at the UCT match just now. Normal as ever. Just standing there watching. As if […]

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This guy COMPLETELY pushed his luck:     But I’m not talking about the ACTUAL plate, which is fairly-to-mildly radical (FABDAD – WP) – I’m talking about what is written underneath it : “DIRTY SEXY MONEY.” Jesus, bru! You’re pushing it! It would be quite sick on a beetle – for that sarcastic angle. But, […]

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I was thinking of Sophia today and took a trip down Google Images Lane . that was when I decided to give you a Sophia Loren moment. They just don’t make https://safemdonline.com/nexium.html them like this anymore.   Sophia LorenBe more like her Killer I look forward to when women’s fashion goes back properly to that […]

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You might recall the article (here) earlier this week about Jim Clark, the 65 year old billionaire and legend, who married the 28 year old supermodel, Kristy Hinze? Yup, that’s the one. So anyway, one of our vibers is currently living the holiday in the Virgin Islands, which is where the whole wedding after-party is […]

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Very clever little vibe this. Spotted on Gumtree (here), this guy, Jannie, is advertising his Playstation 3 for R1,160,000 and is throwing in a free apartment.     BRAND NEW SONY PLAYSTATION 3 – R1160 000.00 If you buy this SONY PLAYSTATION 3 you get the following for FREE! A very stylish Up Market 2 […]

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The Obama’s met The Queen yesterday.   The Obama’s meet The Queen (source)   Don’t you just love the Duke of Edinburgh? He’s my absolute favourite! check his vibe there. He’s not quite sure. He’s like, “what the fuck is going on here?” But is going through the motions and has made a mental note […]

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Although there was a perfect sunset from The Safe House last night, the wind picked up in a big way and blew well into the night. [pause for effect] With the wind pumping through from about 20h00 last night, I was worried it would continue into the morning and that I wouldn’t be able to […]

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Every ex-pats’ favourite, Mud Island Mike, is a pro at finding quality London humour. And he did NOT disappoint with this absolute BEAUTY – spotted among the anti-banking and God-knows-what-else protests.   It doesn’t get better than that   Oh dear. That’s just too good. I’m putting that STRAIGHT into the pool room.   Ex-pats […]

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Wow, this is completely different to what I’m doing. London city today (G20 summit = protestor mayhem). This from Steve B:   Outside UBS – London city Seth, Thought you may be interested to see what the London city boys are being subjected to. The soap-dodgers then broke windows at one of the bigger banks. […]

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What is this, kindergarten? It seems we can no longer communicate using words and the latest vibe for leaders of the world is to pull faces. This stunning comparison, showing the covers of today’s Cape Times and Business Day broadsheets, is case in point.   The Dalai Lama pretends to be the devil Whilst JZ […]

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This one is very much for the LAYDEZZ!!! It’s Jeremy Jackson AKA Hobie from Baywatch. Wow! Look at us, all grown up!     Splashnews reckons:   Yes, that really is Jeremy Jackson aka “Hobie” from Baywatch running on the beach in Hawaii. You spent years watching him as David Hasslehoff’s son on the hit […]

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You’ll remember the first one that came out, the Nando’s spoof ad campaign about Joost (here). Then there was the one that came out for his wife, Amor (here ). And now I see we have a Nike spoof T-shirt doing the rounds. I must say, it’s pretty good.   Joost did it.   Ok, […]

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Some friends of a faithful 2oceansvibe reader have put together a saucy little ad for the new Yogisip “Everybody’s doing it for TV” competition, using the Sharks dancers. Very commendable. Oh, did I mention they have the angels in bikini’s, sliding down a slippy slide? Ja, check out the video:   CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO […]

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