Those of you following me on the Twitmeister will be well aware that Air France lost my luggage between Marseille airport and Paris. I still don’t have it, but am enjoying the extravagance of wearing brand new jocks every day. Although it can very often backfire. I’m referring, of course, to the process one goes […]

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Next Day Air is a Benny Boom film with boom in terms of gunfire and ‘boom’ in the Afrikaans sense of the word. Boom’s MTV video direction must have raised some eyebrows, because the man’s made a name for himself at MTV and now at the movies. His feature film debut is an uneasy mix […]

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I am writing this from a café somewhere in Paris as The Muse downs another glass of rosé and the waiters eyeball me, wondering when exactly we will be ordering dinner (I’m going for the fish). That said, this is going to be a quick one. But an important one, nonetheless. It’s to do with […]

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It is not only the larny sidewalk cafe’s and trendy restaurants that are subjected to this madness and intolerable behaviour dished out by cyclists. Cyclists who seem hell-bent on wearing their helmets in public places; in some kind of sick alien-style ritual that forms the core of these helmet attacks that seem to be spreading […]

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I arrived in Paris today and thought I should share some fashion tips.. Throughly enjoyed this vibe from Alan Partridge.     Good. To the point. Quality.   [thanks phil]

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It’s not often that we get a sighting OF another TBG sighting (Tall Blonde Guy). Especially when the person involved in the original sighting is so overcome by emotion that they don’t even get a photo of themselves! Marc P tells us about the magical moment, that night at Asoka.   Dear Seth, I thought […]

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Popped-in to the Romanesque Abbey of Sénanque just north of Gorde yesterday and took in the magic surrounding the working monastery, founded by the Cistercians in 1148.   The Abbaye Notre-Dame de Sénanque That’s how the monks roll   The Abbaye Notre-Dame de Sénanque is a beautiful religious site and the perfect place to see […]

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Well it’s all going according to script! Rose Boy, the cute little fat kid that was snubbed by Transformers star (here), Megan Fox (who apologised to him on video – here), and then subsequently hunted down by Kodak (who offered a $5,000 reward – here) will finally get to meet the subject of his adolescent […]

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Wow, things are really going full circle. Would you believe it, but Michael Jackson’s Thriller is the number one selling album on iTunes and Amazon say that Jackson’s albums had taken 14 of the top 20 places on the Amazon.co.uk sales chart.   Michael Jackson Thriller   TimesOnline reports:   A secret library of over […]

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The Kitesurfer (very good looking, single, good pedigree) is known for his DIY expertise and hands-on nature when it comes to virtually anything. From home-made beer and wine, to potato guns and the restoration of vintage cars… he’s done it all. Except this.. Please enjoy “the flying boat” – he sent me this video and […]

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Cape Town suffers from late night drunk texts just as much (possibly a tad more) as the rest of the world. You know the ones. When you wake up in the morning and see a string of “WHERE ARE YOU???” texts and booty calls from various girls and boys, sent at 3am. Or, should I […]

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It is interesting to note that American Law dictates that the descendents and controllers of deceased estates cannot sue for libel. So take into account the amount of borderline sensational stories were always waiting to be told about Michael Jackson, but were held back through fear of legal and financial damage.. And go!     […]

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Spare a thought for the guys that probably killed Michael Jackson – AEG Live – the company behind the ridiculously impossible upcoming lineup of 50 Michael Jackson Comeback concerts. Dubbed “This is it” – it seems it just might be for the company. Especially since they were hardly able to insure the ticket sales and […]

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This is quite an old one that I thought everyone had seen. That’s why I didn’t publish it when it started to do the rounds again. But now that I have received it in emails marked “brilliant” and “hilarious” over 6,200 times, it seems it has NOT been seen by everyone. I simply have to […]

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Latest reports and quotes from Michael Jackson’s long-time friend, Brian Oxman, suggest his death was a result of the abuse of prescription medication. Much like the death of Anna Nicole Smith.   Michael Jackson 1958 – 2009   This, from ABC:   Michael Jackson’s long-time family friend Brian Oxman has hinted the icon was killed […]

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Oh my God! Look at this! We do not have all the info at the mo, but what we do have are these pictures and the report below.   Photo from Life Is Savage (Courtesy of Grant Hood) Photo courtesy of @heinkoen   This, from News24:   Cape Town – A container carrying potentially harmful […]

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Judging by the amount of people sending the link to me, you CLEARLY missed the mention and video of Jordy Smith’s Rodeo Flip we featured last week Friday (here). Shame, maybe you should stop skimming over things? And maybe you should stop sending things before checking they haven’t been featured on 2oceansvibe? Funnily enough, I […]

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Remember a few days ago (here) where we suggested they follow up on this fat kid vibe? Ja, well they’ve gone and done it. For those of you who missed this whole Megan Fox Rose Boy vibe which has been going on for a couple weeks (there are always a few), BASICALLY this cute little […]

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Some of you will recall the incredible story reported by the BBC and the Guardian (here) with regards to the teenager who drew a massive 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents mansion in West Berkshire. He wanted to see if it would be picked up by Google Earth. His parents found out about […]

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I nearly wet myself yesterday at the St. Remy market (where Princess Caroline and Princess Charlotte have a home and past residents have included two very close friends of mine, Van Gogh and Nostradamus) as I walked around, deep in thought, mainly about you. You’ll recall previous sightings (here ) of crazy-ass dogs and ears […]

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It’s one of the funnier videos you will see this lifetime. A reporter went to interview someone in Australia after the guy posted an ad to rent out his place, specifying “NO ASIANS.” Obviously this kind of discriminatory behaviour raised an eyebrow or two. With hilarious results..     Hey? Did I tell you or […]

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the second live-action Transformers movie from Michael Bay, starring rising talents Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox. Now LaBeouf’s name may evoke images of croissants, French maids and Paris (not Hilton), but the kid’s the real deal. His second-in-command, a Ms Megan Fox, had a breakthrough performance in Transformers and […]

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I don’t read a lot of books and when I do they usually have to be non-fiction and/or biographies. It takes a lot for me to pick one up on recommendation and, when I do get to that point, I usually don’t get past half way. I’m happy to say that this is not the […]

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Monday saw the much anticipated Jordy Smith signing session at Roddy’s Kommetjie Surf Shop . Apparently it was off.the.hizzo!     The Film Guy (the genius behind the Randall Abrahams Rocky video) was there and, having recognised him from the 2oceansvibe Characters list, Jordy put a little something together for me! Check it out! How […]

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You know when cameramen at sporting events do little pans of the crowd and zoom in on interesting people? Like at the tennis they often zoom in on royalty and celebrities. And at Newlands cricket they often zoom in on smoking hot drunk UCT students. Ja, well, I’m not sure if you caught the day […]

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Jeepers, Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova threw out a very cool old school vibe during the first round of Wimbledon yesterday. Reminiscent of the styles of yesteryear and, dare I say, Harry Flashman, it seems the on court fashion stakes are pretty high this year.   A quick game of tennis, wot?[source] General Sharapova[source]   […]

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Do you remember the other day I featured (here ) that picture painted on a wall in Cape Town of the “Simunyes?” You know, the African style ripoff of The Simpsons? Let’s get a quick recap of that.   The eSimpowenis   Well, either way, I got an email from Eric at Springleap who told […]

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This article comes as a general warning to those of you with South African passports wishing to travel to the US or Europe via the United Kingdom. I URGE you to use another hub of sorts, as the new requirements for a simple transit visa are EXACTLY the same as if you were applying for […]

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Well I’m glad this has gone full circle. Although maybe not entirely. A few days ago we published (here) a pic of cute little fat kid trying terribly hard to give a rose to Megan Fox. You’ll remember the pain and anguish all over his face. Full story here So with the way things are […]

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Wow, it’s all happening! For those of you who have just tuned in, ex security guard and Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, was recently involved with a stripper in a hidden sex tape cocaine scandal. Or, should I say, “skandaal!” You can check out our past coverage on that here, but today we’re […]

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