You see? It just goes to show that you’re never too old to start blogging. Or stop, for that matter! I thought you might enjoy this story about the world’s oldest blogger whose physical hard drive crashed recently, at the age of 97. She’s from Madrid, Spain – which is where I’ll be in a […]

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Displays of pure and utter class continue as we witness these stunning visuals of a completely broken Paris Hilton and her boyfriend/toy, Doug Reinhardt, gaaning aan in a club, somewhere in Cannes. Classy.. Charming.. Composed.. I reckon this pair could go the whole way. You can just see it – they’re PEREFECT for each other! […]

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It’s not often that I present a prize to someone who has brought their OWN green screen to the event! For those of you who don’t know what a green screen is – it is placed in the background of a picture/video and allows you to replace everything green with whatever you want, AFTER taking […]

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Naturally the Cannes Film Festival and the Monaco Formula 1 Grand Prix would include some 2oceansvibers. People living within “the vibe.” We have The Big H chilling on the yacht in Cannes, doing what comes naturally. [aside : harry, are you in London for the ‘strengthening ties tour 2009?’ I land on the second of […]

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You see it in movies but it never ACTUALLY happens. I mean, have you ever REALLY thought about what you would do if the bank by mistake dumped R51 million into your account? Some of you may have had this moral dilemma with smaller amounts, but, really, what would you do in this case? Of […]

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I think it’s absolutely fine to laugh your head off at someone, whilst still feeling sorry for them. I’m talking, of course, about the ridiculously over-the-top main sports headline (here) on CNN’s website last night.   The classic “Groin injury” would suffice   Hey? Jeepers Hudders – was that REALLY necessary? Although, at the same […]

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Ok, I’ve got all the thunderstorm pics now – thanks everyone for sending them in. The original post (here) I created with my mind and hands came after I spent the early morning testing out some new thunder and lightning techniques. Clinton sent me this pic that was taken of the one blot I let […]

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My Buddy Nick (in Schweeberg) and more than a hundred other brave men, wearing nothing but Speedos and their running shoes, gathered on Friday to participate in the Etana Insurance Speedo run to raise awareness for testicular cancer.     That’s hilarious. I’m very impressed – good work, fellas! Maybe next year do it properly? […]

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IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! In a move showing full support of the 2oceansvibe led protest in support of general socially acceptable behaviour and, in aprticular, against cyclists wearing cycling helmets whilst dining; Vide e has introduced the following warning sign at all stores, beginning this week.   The sign, spotted at Vida e, Kloof Well done, […]

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Good morning! Ok, we’re going to kick off with something quite special indeed! It was about a week ago (was it a week ago? Yes it was.) that we chatted about Hiedi Klum and Seal’s “white trash” themed party (here) they threw to renew their wedding vows. It was very well received by both their […]

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You remember when I mentioned the 1957 Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa and how it was up for auction? You don’t? Come on – remember I was telling you how it would be a good car to snap up if you won the lottery? You still don’t remember? That’s weird – have you tried ACTUALLY thinking […]

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I’ve just watched the trailer to the new Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey Jr., Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong and Jude Law. It’s directed by Guy Ritchie and I tell you what, it looks bloody MAGIC!     I know. It’s R to the AD! I was smiling the whole way through and even laughed […]

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The Cafe Caprice Three-Course Friday Supper Club Let’s take a look: Starter : Potato and leek soup with toasted garlic and herb ciabatta. Main: A choice of Chicken kebabs with roasted vegetables and chips OR a 250g Sirloin Steak with roasted vegetables and chips OR a Vegetable neapolitana penne . Stop it! Dessert: Lindt chocolate […]

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You’re rude and you’re coming across as a tool. Kindly remove your helmet. [thanks rob]

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RELAX! I won’t write the name on the screen and spoil it for those who think they can avoid all global mainstream media in the lead up to the day the final is played on South African television. So, those of you who want to know who won American Idol, check out this video.   […]

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Personally, I think The Sun newspaper made a slight error earlier on, when they reported (here) Mel Gibson‘s fling he was having with a woman by the name of Oksana. You see, that one’s surname was Pochepa, whereas the one now carrying his child is, in fact, Oksana Grigorieva. Naughty Sun!   Oksana Grigorieva and […]

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One of the down sides about having Google AdSense ads displayed on one’s website is they have a mind of their own. And by “down” sides, I mean “hilarious” sides. How Google AdSense works, is the code which produces the ad actually reads your webpage and will publish an ad depending on the content – […]

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I was angry this morning, but, after releasing some thunder and lightning, I feel much better, thangyaverymuch!   Taken this morning (no spice) by David Thomas Oh, and here is a pic of last night’s sunset.   See what I did there? With the whispy clouds..Nice hey? Your mom’s quite nice. Radical romance   So […]

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Well done to all of you that entered the competition to win a 3G iPhone, which included the chance to win the PlayEuroMillions lottery. Unlike Idols, there genuinely could only be one winner and, following a random draw of the transaction numbers …THE WINNER IS…… We will find out after the break..   The Prize […]

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In one of our most celebrated articles for quite some time (here), we featured a radio conversation between Radio 702’s Redi Direko and ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, where they attempted to discuss what he meant by his earlier statements claiming that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” If you didn’t listen to that, I […]

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I spotted The Killers performing at the end of The Late Show with David Letterman (the one with Tom Hanks). They were SO pumped it was RADICAL! I was genuinely sucked in and was just staring at the screen with my mouth open, covered in goose bumps. They had a full orchestra there as well. […]

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Whilst some of you are quite aware of where CA 3 resides (here), it is interesting to note what the other original CA single digit numberplates are up to. CA 4 is very much in service, on the new Jaguar XF , I might add. Looking good!   CA 4 – very much in service […]

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As the global recession continues and we here at 2oceansvibe continue subsconsciously programming you, through various mechanisms and tools, to live the dream and to unlock your potential; it is important that I bring you this, the Four Seasons Ocean Residence .   From US$3.8 million to US$39 million   With the news that a […]

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A little bit of class goes along way.     Italian actress Monica Bellucci, right, and French actress Sophie Marceau, left, walk the red carpet at the screening of a film ‘Ne te retourne pas’ (Don’t Look Back), during the Cannes Film Festival.   [source : Gawker]

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Legendary actor and professional mood-swing sufferer, Alec Baldwin is in trouble after he featured on The Late Show with David Letterman which is on our screens tonight. The show ACTUALLY took place in The States on the 12th, but it’s only right that we get it a week late. I mean, shit, did you expect […]

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These are crazy times and crazy times call for crazy products. Are you into food and cooking? Yes? Then you’ll love this! Are you NOT into food and cooking? Hey, guess what, you’ll LOVE this anyway! Mark my words. I give you….SLAP CHOP!     How awesome was that? You go, “VERY awesome! Thanks Seth!” […]

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This one sells itself:   Howzit Seth, I know the picture quality is below par but I thought you might want to add this guys offering to your ever growing collection of numberplate journals.   A buscuit wheel Not so rock solid   I guess a punctured tyre and the ‘emboeresment,’ of having to sport […]

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I visited HQ (Headquarters) Restaurant twice last week. Serving just one kind of salad and one kind of steak, I enjoy on the simplicity of the experience. And so does the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) it seems!   HQ Restaurant   On my second visit last week I ran into Matt, who, slightly out of […]

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Well thank God you won’t need to deal with iStore or The Core Group to get your hands on this 3G iPhone – because we’ve got it for you already! We launched the competition at the end of last week with the instructions given to you during the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls show with Tracy McGregor. […]

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“Shameless” and “disgusting” is what local residence of the Republic of Hout Bay are calling it; following this, the latest unprovoked attack on the seaside community.   Cycling helmet attack in the Hout Bay Spar Not so “good for you”   Marc P gave this sobering account:   A HUGE attack on human rights went […]

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