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Iva Jantjies Can’t Take Springbok Dietician’s Latest Denial Very Seriously
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
She offered a straightforward response to Zeenat Simjee once again denying she had an affair with Elton Jantjies.
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Moët Is Genuinely In Danger Of Running Out Of Champagne
16 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Moët Hennessy has been internally referring to the bubbly boom as “the roaring 20s” and can barely keep up with demand.
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Tragic News: Steve Hofmeyr Will No Longer Shop At Dis-Chem
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hofmeyr has filled out his last prescription at Dis-Chem and he wants you to know. Don’t shoot the messenger.
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Elephant Steals The Show In This Week’s Viral Blooper [Video]
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Alvin Kaunda was reporting on how animals at an orphanage in Kenya are being looked after during a drought when an inquisitive elephant entered the fray.
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Diana’s Private Secretary Has Had Enough Of The Lies
16 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Princess Diana’s former private secretary, Patrick Jephson, is standing up for the late princess the way the British Royal Family ought to have a long time ago.
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Wild Is The Wind
16 Nov 2022 by SPLING / No Comments
‘Wild is the Wind’ is a gritty crime drama centred on two bent cops trying to land a score that will set them up for the rest of their lives.
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Credit To Chicken Licken For This Excellent ‘Black Panther’ Spoof [Video]
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’ is busy smashing box office records across the African continent. It makes sense to piggyback on that for marketing purposes, as long as it’s done well.
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Mascots For Paris Olympic Games Resemble ‘Clitoris In Trainers’
16 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
When France unveiled the two triangular red mascots for the 2024 Olympic and Paralympic Games, they wholly expected that everyone would be impressed with their iconic choice.
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Grammy Nominations: How Many ‘Song Of The Year’ Contenders Do You Recognise?
16 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
The full list of Grammy Award nominees has been announced, including the 10 songs in the running for ‘Song of the Year’.
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Elon Musk Is Thoroughly Enjoying His Brutal Public Firing Spree
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Musk and now former Twitter employees have publicly battled on the platform, and it’s also alleged that he has sacked multiple employees for privately criticising him.
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People Are Canoeing Around The Streets Of Potchefstroom [Videos]
16 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Some residents had a lot of fun when rivers and dams overflowed into the streets and up to the doorsteps of houses in Potchefstroom.
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Malema’s Former Housekeeper Says She Saw Some Pretty Wild Things
16 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to Jacques Pauw’s new book, ‘Our Poisoned Land’, the housekeeper of an upmarket apartment in Sandton has some interesting stories to tell about Malema and his pals.
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Senior Writer Position Open At 2oceansvibe
16 Nov 2022 by Jacqui / No Comments
Think you have what it takes to join the 2OV team? We’re now hiring, so if you tick the boxes we’re after then go ahead and throw your name into the ring.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
16 Nov 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Trump 2024: MAGAGA. CCMA rejects traffic officer bribe excuse. Bruce Springsteen settles 47-year lyric argument. Pete and Emily rumours gather steam.
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Spending A Night In Hillbrow Isn’t For The Faint-Hearted [Video]
15 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When I was last in Jozi, I asked the Uber driver who picked me up at the airport about Hillbrow and he just shook his head and said, “no, we don’t go there.”
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There’s A Lot Of Chat About Daniel Craig’s ‘Thrusting Diva’ Advert [Video]
15 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Craig’s 007 days are behind him and while speculation continues as to who will take over that iconic character, he appears to be moving on in quite some style.
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Even Bruno Fernandes Appears To Be Tired Of Cristiano Ronaldo [Video]
15 Nov 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Following his bombshell Piers Morgan interview, Ronaldo may find love from his Manchester United teammates hard to come by.
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How Long Do Dental Implants Actually Last?
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Dental implants are a significant investment in your quality of smile and life, as they are a comfy, fixed, and permanent solution for missing teeth.
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Gisele’s Wasted No Time In Moving On
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
No time has been wasted on the model’s front, as Gisele is already sending a message to her ex and showing him what he’s missing.
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You’ll Never Make Enough To Land SA’s Most Exclusive Credit Card
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
To get your hands on South Africa’s most exclusive credit card, you’ll need to be at the tip-top of earners.
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Vindication For Those Who Call The French Lazy
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Off the back of the COVID-19 pandemic work-from-home / no-work situation, a new study has found that France has been slowly succumbing to a “laziness epidemic”.
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They’re Calling This The Best New TV Show Of The Year [Trailer]
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
The smart new limited series premiering on November 17 teases out the myriad contradictions about the human condition, filled to the brim with marriage problems, life philosophy, sex, and money.
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Beckham’s Gay Icon Status Set To Go Up In Smoke [Video]
15 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
They say everybody has their price and that appears to be true for David Beckham and his role as a Qatar World Cup ambassador.
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Leo DiCaprio’s 48th Birthday Was A Proper Jol
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Everyone under the Hollywood sun showed up to pop some champers and pat Leo on the back with “good old sport” for his name day.
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“A Figure Of Ridicule And Embarrassment”: Rassie’s Tweets Aren’t Helping Our Whinging Reputation
15 Nov 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Rassie’s antics on Twitter can be enjoyable but with the Boks losing for a second week running on our European tour, the thinly-veiled whining and whinging is starting to get embarrassing.
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Nando’s Called Out By Rival, Can’t Handle The Heat [Videos]
15 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
In the advertising space, we can all agree that Nando’s gets the biggest bite, but Pedros has been hot on their heels and Nando’s is absolutely rejecting the heat.
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So, About Those Rumours Of Harrison Ford Sightings In Kalk Bay
15 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you headed out to Kalk Bay over the course of the past week, though, you may have noticed there’s a lot of action on the harbourfront.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
15 Nov 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Cape restaurants scammed. Bezos says he’s giving it all away. Oligarch superyacht avoids Cape Town. Lewis and Max square off. Pete D and Emily dating?
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Falling In Love Is A Special Feeling – Do Not Miss An Opportunity To Show Your Love
15 Nov 2022 by Damon Sivitilli / No Comments
One of the most wonderful experiences in the world is falling in love with the right person.
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Elon Musk’s ‘Bullshit Meter’ Was Redlining When He Spoke With Sam Bankman-Fried From FTX
14 Nov 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The past seven days have been total and utter carnage in the crypto world. At the centre of it all is crypto exchange FTX and its now former CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried.
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