This is a big day for Old Mutual . As a company that is known for it’s staid image and knack for red tape and corporate governance, it comes as a refreshing surprise that they have lifted a 5 year block on access to 2oceansvibe. And now, in this rare moment, the employees at Old […]

Continue Reading

We have a few announcements today. Firstly, Goldfish have followed the trend set by The Dirty Skirts and have given 2oceansvibe the exclusive release of their new music video, Cruising Through . Let’s have a look at that, and then we’ll check out the email I received from Goldfish (currently in Brazil), as well as […]

Continue Reading

It was a ballsy move for Conde Nast to launch their business magazine offering, Portfolio two years ago – a time when magazines such as Forbes and Fortune were struggling to sell ad space. ‘cos every time i seem to fall in love crash! boom! bang! The Entrepreneur mentioned it to me and I immediately […]

Continue Reading

Today is a public holiday here – AGAIN. And the coming Friday as well… I know – it’s disgusting. See you on Tuesday.

Continue Reading

Shilpa Shetty joins the other Schleb Plebs – celebrities who mingle with the plebs! Spotted at the V&A Waterfront during the IPL fever!   Shilpa Shetty gets her size on   Sent in by Christine P from splashpr.co.za Nice.

Continue Reading

By now you would have watched Part 1 of the 4th 2oceansvibe Weather Girls installment. This one is Part 2. [If you haven’t watched part 1 then you need to do that first otherwise it won’t make sense. Seriously] It should be in the article below this one. If not, CLICK HERE. And so, once […]

Continue Reading

It’s an action packed episode this week, split into two parts! Not only do we spend time with the gorgeous Genevieve Morton (grab a seat), but we also delve into the secret underworld of scooter thong riding in Cape Town – featuring yours truly. I was hesitant when I first met Gen, but, I’ll be […]

Continue Reading

I posted a video some guys made for the Yogi Sip competition that was running up until quite recently. I don’t know what the vibe of the competition was (as is the case with free exposure), but I did show you a pretty cool video (here) of some Sharks angels sliding down a garden slippy […]

Continue Reading

The world has changed. Our lives have changed. Children, and in particular young girls, can no longer be lied to. No longer can they be subjected to the lies and fantasies of the original Barbie doll. Modern day women in general aren’t seen in pink Corvettes and on vacation anymore. Things have changed, and the […]

Continue Reading

This is without a doubt the most extreme I’ve seen. Although admittedly crude, one must give the person credit to cruise around with a straight face, in this:   KUM CAN WP   Although I can’t imagine the angels taking too kindly to it.   [thanks ant]

Continue Reading

This is how Keanu rolls..   Like, whoaah dude!   Nice one, Neo.

Continue Reading

You probably noticed in last week’s 2oceansvibe Weather Girls show (here) that I managed to get my hands on a T-shirt from the new Ape Town range. That’s right, the original Ape Town brand has just released a whole new range of colours to suit every mood! They’re really sick and, as usual, they’ve nailed […]

Continue Reading

I toyed with the headline “Andy Roddick serves an ace,” but inducing vomit is not my scene. So, instead, I went for a hint of tennis association with the “luv” mention in the sub-heading. Are you fine with that? I thought it was fine. So, ja, hats off to Andy Roddick, who seems to have […]

Continue Reading

A stunning day had by all! Andrew from the Hi-Five Scooter Club organised a scooter rally that took place on voting day (GO DOLPHINS!), yesterday, which kicked off at the Waterfront Vespa Shop, next to the Caltex station. A rally that was put together to highlight the perfect match that is scooters and Cape Town, […]

Continue Reading

Running around today. Voting day and all. It’s a public holiday, for those of you that didn’t know. That said, you’ll be better off following me on Twitter today. Remember, I’ll be doing the Scooter Rally (everyone with a scooter is invited to join – be at the Waterfront Caltex at 11h45) and stripping down […]

Continue Reading

Ok, it’s not just about her divorce, but she is going through one. I’m told on good authority that she is a 28 year old “smoking hot” white Capetonian, working in the city bowl who swears and takes sleeping pills. Right up your alley, perhaps? The website is called This Is The Life (TITL) and […]

Continue Reading

I sent out a tweet on Sunday night with the following photo of Mara on Idols, as I waited for Carte Blanche to start. I sent with it the words, “Haaaahahahaha” which was what I was doing at the time – completely hosing myself.   Who are you?   Aah ja – good old Mara. […]

Continue Reading

So I trust everyone has seen the Susan Boyle video? The one from Britain’s Got Talent . If you haven’t seen it, check it out (here). It’s one of those ones where Simon Cowell thinks the woman is going to sing shit, but then she throws out a belter. Ashton Kutcher Twittered about the clip, […]

Continue Reading

Some stunning shots here of Jessica Alba with my child, as she joins a long list of Hollywood stars who follow the “method acting” technique, when it comes to addressing their roles. She is apparently hard at work getting into character for her new movie, The Cistern Intern – based on a true story about […]

Continue Reading

Benni McCarthy was spotted at Caprice. This, from Chris :   Benni McCarthy Surrounded by his homeboys Pic at Good ol Cappers no doubt. Some Twat had his finger on the lens if you could get one of your photo shop angels to sort it out. Benni can’t get him here to play for our […]

Continue Reading

While the DA are running around wasting time banging their heads on the “Zuma is guilty” brick wall and pretending to be the most technically advanced party (although I’m sure even my grandmother would know to buy the .com version of their helpstopzuma.co.za website they registered), the other parties out there aren’t shy of entertaining […]

Continue Reading

My folks are going pretty ballistic in France. The pool house must, naturally, be ready for The Muse and my arrival in June.   A suitable alternative to the view from The Safe House French men operating adorable machinery Our place (named Bastide Les Amis) is in Menerbes, which is a part of the Luberon […]

Continue Reading

Well if it wasn’t enough that Mel Gibson is gong to lose $500,000,000 to his wife (here) as a result of his alleged boning of a Russian pop star (here); more revealing details and images have emerged, suggesting that his state of mind is definitely in question. Braveheart fans should probably turn away as they […]

Continue Reading

Perhaps you should be taking your mind off our rugby teams and focusing on an area where our South African sportsmen are taking the top prize! Like Grant “Twiggy” Baker who completely cleaned up this weekend – quietly nursing a 61 foot way to take home top prize at the Billabong XXL Global Big Wave […]

Continue Reading

The shot is taken 400m above the hole and the ball takes a 30 second flight to reach the green. It’s right here in South Africa and a hole in one will get you a cool R13 million. And yes, you do need a chopper to get to the tee.   Piece of old tacky […]

Continue Reading

Mark C spotted an honourable mention (here) in a recent mybroadband investigation into South Africa’s biggest websites. It certainly made for interesting reading and something perhaps YOU should read as you navigate this ever-changing SA media landscape.     It was noted :   SA’s biggest websites and blogs South Africa is currently experiencing strong […]

Continue Reading

F1 Ace, Jenson Button (or, as The Muse calls him, “Jenni Button”) got into a major row with Richard Branson before the inaugural 2009 Formula 1 race in Melbourne Australia a few weeks back. Branson, having just recently confirmed Virgin’s sponsorship of the Brawn F1 team, went out with the team after Button secured pole […]

Continue Reading

@countsabel sent this out on Twatter on Friday. I thought I’d save it for your Monday morning. I couldn’t think of a better way to start the week. So please, enjoy one of better videos you will ever watch during this lifetime.   Chad   Feeling better? Good. Enjoy tinkering at work during this, your […]

Continue Reading

Wow, there was definitely no getting out of this one! After my incredibly naive pre-Blog Awards pledge video where I promised (should I win) to ride my scooter along the Camps Bay strip in a leopard print thong (emphasis on “strip!”), there was no end to the sms’s, emails and tweets asking “hey dude, what […]

Continue Reading

Phillip W sent this in, asking the question, “Is this the TBG ?” (Tall Blonde Guy) Before signing off, he did mention that he doubted that the TBG would sit in traffic.   Another pretender Unaware that without an aura or glow no one would ever believe he was The TBG   Exactly right, Phillip, […]

Continue Reading