Whilst it is virtually impossible to ever beat the video of Chad, the red head kid dancing to Flo Rida’s Low (here), this little babba gives him a good run for his money dancing to Beyonce’s Single Women.   Nappy Rash, here we come   Not bad. Not bad at all. That baby must have […]

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It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up!   Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports:   “In response to the inquiry on whether […]

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Yup, you guessed it – this happened in the UK, where they specialise in this kind of stuff. I’ll break it down for you. This 36 year old woman, Debbie Mallinson, has fled her council estate with her 18 year old lover, Adam. Debbie’s son is, naturally, Adam’s best friend. Her son is one of […]

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Yesterday we showed you a pic of Heather Graham (here) wearing a rather revealing ripped dress, taken at the premier of her new movie, The Hangover in Dublin. The general response in the comments section from the female 2oceansvibers ranged from “hot” to “tacky.” Yesterday was the premier for the same movie in London and […]

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NO.WAY! Ok, this guy’s vibe is fairly luminous. You gotta check out his website at www.ferrariguyforhire.com (ja, you read that correctly – Ferrari Guy For Hire). He basically offers a service which revolves around being a passenger in his red convertible Ferrari with, wait for it, 24 KARAT GOLD WHEELS!   Enjoy the bottom right […]

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Spotted on a South African road, sometime in the recent past.   The recession has hitEven taxi fare can be too expensive   [thanks earl]

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Leonardo ONLY makes hit movies and he ONLY dates supermodels. Like Bar Refaeli (no relation ) below, who he has just axed. No spice.   Bar RefaeliSee ya!   Always reliable People Magazine reveals :   On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE. “They’re […]

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I have received this no less than 8,300 times and I fear if I don’t publish it, I may well choke to death on the sheer volume of emails. It’s good. It’s funny.     CanIgonow?

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Only a week since the last overseas attack we received from New York (here ), this new report comes in from a victim in the UK. Let’s hear Ryan A’s reaction:   Madness Seth, Many of us have been sitting in the relative safety of the UK watching, with horror, the shameless helmet attacks back […]

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Here we see Heather Graham throwing out a new vibe in Dublin this week, at the premier of premiere of “The Hangover .”   Heather Graham giving it a full go.   Hmm. I don’t https://www.topphentermineonline.com necessarily mind it. What do we think, girls?   EXTRA BONUS VIBE: Click here for the Daily Mail’s recent […]

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The 1995 World Cup film is officially being named “INVICTUS,” and I thought you would enjoy these pics of Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar and Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela.   Matt Pienaar Morgan Mandela   Quite a vibe. I dig that pic of Morgs. Nailing the frail Mandela vibe. And Damon’s strapping around the […]

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The is the “literal” version of Bonnie Tyler’s song, “Total Eclipse of the heart.” It is incredibly funny and I urge you to watch it. People in the ad and film game will love it even more. But you don’t have to be any kind of “creative” to enjoy it.     Pretty good. Even […]

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I’ve been approached by a food and beverages company to create a range of Seth Rotherham shaped chocolates, but I told them it wasn’t really my vibe. I felt it would be “jumping the gun” a bit to get chocolate Seths before having an action figure on the shelves. There’s kind of an order to […]

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It’s one thing behaving like a rock star, but it’s a fine line between being a rock star and losing every last ounce of sense. Like Pete Doherty who was recently arrested in Geneva, Switzerland after he was found slumped over in the airplane bathroom with a hypodermic needle.   Pete DohertyIn very good nick […]

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A while back I brought you a wonderful copy of someone’s passport who ended up with the name “TWO RAND.” That was good, but I fear this might be better. Geniedit..   VICTOR “DONT-WORRY” SAMBU   Aah, it’s just too awesome for words. You can almost imagine what happened. Victor went to Home Affairs (probably […]

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Local law enforcers and “peace officers” should be warned – they are not above V&A Waterfront law. As we see in this pic, Cape Town cops who think they can abuse a yellow/red line vibe, are going to find themselves getting a bit stuck. Literally.   And punished!Outside the Aquarium   It’s not the first […]

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I bought this little Betty Boop figurine/doll type vibe in London. Is that ok?   Betty BoopSmoking hot..   Cost me 40 quid, that did; and I can’t say for sure WHY I bought it. It just sucked me in, tractor-beam, wrrrrrrrr. I had just finished off a couple pints with The Inside Centre and […]

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There is not much you can do with the WP plates in terms of using the end letters “WP” to form the end of a word. I mean, really, how many NORMAL words end in WP? GAWP? Come on, man – that’s HARDLY normal. Luckily, in the Eastern Cape (a portion of which is ruled […]

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A number of my friends have a man-crush on Bear Grylls, the guy that hosts and appears in the TV show Ultimate Survival. You know the one – where you see Bear pushing it to the extreme, living in jungles and nearly dying on home made rafts out and sea and eating bugs, and starving […]

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You forgot about Anna Kournikova, didn’t you? There were a few days, weeks or possibly even months that you completely forgot about her and didn’t think about her once, right? Naughty.   The greatest women’s tennis player of all time   You’ll miss her when she’s gone..

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Dying for a fresh coffee, I hunted down the new Vida e Caffe which has opened in London. It’s on the corner of Regent Street and Air and is about 200m from Piccadilly Circus tube station. I was pleased to see that everyone’s favourite barista, Msizi, was there, as well as one of the partners, […]

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As I am currently residing in the South of France as part of the 2009 Strengthening Ties Tour, I thought it pertinent to report on what I’ve been doing for the last couple of hours – which is watching the French Open final, which featured Roger Federer playing the Swedish pretender, Robin Soderling (fresh from […]

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If you had told me that the Irish Rugby Football team would be on board il Mostro , I would have told you that you were dreamin’. If you had to tell me that they even had a special green Irish spinnaker on board, I’d have you certified. Pretty cool looking vibe, I must say: […]

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The following contains zero spice. As you know I’ve been doing some work with TheBombSurf.com. It’s owned by John McCarthy who used to be involved at Zig Zag magazine in the early days and started this new vibe from scratch. He contacted me a while back and mentioned something about his new surf website and […]

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Well, it wasn’t really Ferris’s home, it was actually Cameron’s dad’s home. Either way, it’s for same for $2,3 million.     Ferris Bueller aficionado’s will remind you that this was the venue for the biggest kid balls up of all time. When Ferris and Cameron put Cam’s dad’s Ferrari GT 250 California on bricks, […]

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Hating upon all hating!! Butlers Pizza are giving away free Kika-Sack balls to the first 800 pizza orders from tonight, 5 June, 2009.   So if you order from Butlers tonight, it is a FACT that you will get some Kika-Sack Butlers balls with your order! That’s IF you’re in the first 800! Maybe then […]

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It’s a basic concept which I’m surprised they (brands) haven’t used before. Using ignorant famous people in an ad, who clearly don’t understand the technology on display, but, simultaneously, demonstrating it to the viewers/readers! Please enjoy Ozzy Osbourne with the new Samsung Alias 2 – whatever that is.     Did you enjoy the second […]

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As the resounding chorus of dissent aimed at these senseless attacks continue, each new sighting becomes more and more difficult to comprehend. Like this recent accosting at the Shell garage shop, on Buitenkant. What is this alien doing?   Take me to your leader.   Vida e in South Africa have followed the 2oceansvibe led […]

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For those who haven’t worked it out, you’d be advised to follow 2oceansvibe on Twitter (here) during these next few days. Obviousy there will still be articles coming out on 2oceansvibe, but there is LOADS MORE other stuff happening on Twitter throughout the day. Quick things. Small things. Fun things.

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So it was the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. The evening produced many a highlight, not least of which was Sacha Baron Cohen character, Bruno‘s high-wire act “malfunction” which resulted in him landing on top of Eminem (here). The teabagging exercise ended with Eminem and his entourage storming out of the awards.   Hectique vibe […]

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