A horrified Justin L just sent this in. It seems not even Sainsbury’s stores are safe from helmet attacks..   Where does it end?   Hey Seth I was cruising around the Putney Sainsburys yesterday, pretty idle thursday, nothing crazy, when I turned a corner into the bread aisle and got hit with this.. Justin […]

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The Spar on Kloof, which is famous for its loose Russians (here) is now diversifying even further into the realm of hilariousness with their latest product line – Ass Rolls..   (Thanks Delamaine) Very interesting vibe they’re going for there. It’s ironic that corbohydrates are usually blamed for the extra weight people put on in […]

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I’ve just arrived in Los Angeles for that Pauly Shore vibe after two weeks back home in Cape Town staying at the Cape Royale . It was a wonderful, yet chilly two weeks, following that month in the South of France , so it’s good to get back into summer. It’s pretty much tradition for […]

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The Advertising Guy is shooting a TV show this week in L.A. with Dan Deacon – a musician from Baltimore with a crazy crazy mind. So crazy that he was once recorded doing an impromptu (enhanced?) monologue and used it in a video with an animated lizard type animal. I dare you to dismiss this […]

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Here is Emma Watson, the actress from the Harry https://premier-pharmacy.com/product/tramadol/ Potter films. Do you know that she was a victim of a celebrity death hoax? Ja, it’s true. Check it out here.   Emma Watson AKA Hermione Granger   Ja, so anyway – quite a revealing dress she’s rolling with there, doncha think? She looks […]

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Did you hear about Formula 1 racing driver, Felipe Massa‘s vibe during qualifying for this week’s Hungary F1 Grand Prix? Ja, well, it happened. And if you haven’t heard about it, then I can promise you it is going to come up in conversation this week. Then you can stun your friends and tell them […]

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Did you know that on August 7, 2009 At 12 hours 34 minutes and 56 seconds the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 This will never happen in our life again!!! There will be so much of awesomeness in the air you will struggle to […]

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WHAT are the chances that a 2oceansviber from Cape Town is on holiday IN London at the moment and happens to only be coming back next Friday!?!? Just enough time for her and a friend to win the 2oceansvibe U2 concert in Dublin competition (here )! For those of you who missed the competition, you […]

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Just a quick one, friends. I realised that, because of the amount of stuff on 2oceansvibe in various nooks and crannies, there is clearly a mountain of literature that some of the newbies may have missed. Whoops, that’s my fault – apologies! So think of this post as a quick educational! 2oceansvibe has been going […]

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I can relate to this in a big way. Not that I’ve had any airline break anything of mine, but I’ve certainly suffered from general airline crapness. I was chatting to my mother the other day and I told her that some people go through a lifetime of regular air travel and never lose a […]

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Currently posting this article whilst flying in the air on a plane between New York and Los Angeles. I just wanted you to know that.   If you’ve seen the movie “Snakes on a Plane” Then you’ll know what I’m talking about. It’s the same thing, except instead of snakes, it’s got the internet..   […]

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I was moonwalking down Kloof Street the other evening when I spotted Hudsons Burger Joint. I had heard about it from Dave (of Caprice fame) and was dying to try it out. Aah, so THAT’s where it was!   Hudsons Burger Joint on Kloof.. Pretty siiiick!   It’s opposite the Kloof Lifestyle Centre (loads of […]

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I’ve just had a look around and there aren’t MANY South African publications out there offering double tickets to watch U2 in their hometown of Dublin on Monday. Obviously those publications just don’t care about you as much as I do. What a pity. Well that’s why you’re here, right? Right! Recent articles on 2oceansvibe […]

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Bob Skinstad, The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward, finally got back to me on the eve of my departure to Los Angeles. You see, I arrive there on the first weekend of the Tri Nations (that SA are playing) and wouldn’t know WHERE to start, in terms of finding a venue to watch. […]

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This is what happens if you order a Bacardi in the Australian Outback!   HAHAHAHA!! Well spotted!   [thanks graham]

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Hey gang, I’m sorry to do this to you, but daddy is going away for a little bit. I know you must be scared, but just realise that it is very necessary as it will bring me us one step closer to global domination. You know how busy daddy gets. I will be gone for […]

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  Our non-ex-pat readers on the continent and beyond may well appreciate a translation. The headline for the article to the top-left of the meat advert is to do with a worker who died after falling into a “meat machine.” Nice. Very mellow. Hey! Look at those lamb chops for only 28 bucks!! Are they […]

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I’ve got something here I just want you to have a look at. It’s just something I found. Just have a quick look, if you might.     Ja, so that’s Miranda Kerr. You might remember her – we featured her here and here (Pirelli). We’ll pretend just for a moment that she is not […]

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Management is an oddball romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn and Woody Harrelson. The cast have had their fair share of ups and downs in Hollywood, but that’s enough about their private lives… Aniston revisits her role from The Good Girl to produce another decent performance in this off-kilter “romcom”. She’s the main draw […]

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For those of you who read and got involved in the comments section (some more than others) of my “HARBOUR EDGE KNEE JERK” article yesterday, I thought you might enjoy this. I was in that same underground parking garage this morning and it is interesting to note the vehicle whose parking place I mistakingly took […]

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I wasn’t aware that some people didn’t know about the accident that occured during the filming of Michael Jackson’s 1984 Pepsi commercial. I’m referring, of course, to when his hair caught on fire due to a pyrotechnic explosion. This was the start of the king of pop’s addiction to painkillers. Check out the never-seen-before footage […]

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I am very pleased to announce that the Jack Black Beer tap had finally been installed at 1800 restaurant and bar at the Cape Royale hotel in Green Point, Cape Town.     I am also pleased to announce that I am writing and publishing this article from said venue with the new software I […]

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Listed below are several stores where you can get a FREE Braai Grill! Checkers Shoprite Pick n Pay Woolworths Spar Seven Eleven Elite Clicks Makro Metro Hyperama Hypermarket Fruit and Veg city I especially like the higher rack -which can be used for keeping things warm, and also the toaster attachments!     Just make […]

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We recently brought you the exclusive footage of the U2 concert in Milan (here), featuring their new mind-blowing stage which seems to defy all laws of gravity and stage building. Now while it is awesome to look at night time, one wonders what it might look like in the day. To the naked eye. Well […]

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Taken very recently at the entrance of a bar in Thailand.   That’s a lag!   There are tons of hilarious things that people spot in Thailand. A lot of it is sent in to 2oceansvibe. A lot of it doesn’t make it to the vibe. But this one does, because it’s GENIUS! It’s pretty […]

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This arrived in my inbox this morning and I was pleasantly surprised. It first appeared on Darren Scott’s radio show and features a new South African version of those GPS voices that give you directions in the car.     Her name is “Beauty” and it’s a very well put together vibe, mentioning various road […]

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With this whole 40 year anniversary of the moon landing vibe going on, everyone seems obsessed with the front pages of the various newspapers that were printed back in 1969. Like this little beauty from The New York Times.   Wow! Click here for an even better front page   Which is great and all […]

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I spent the night at The Muse ‘s place at Harbour Edge on Sunday night. We woke up in the middle of the night at some Godforsaken hour, with the intercom ringing. It’s an incredibly loud sound that it gives and, for a moment, I genuinely thought we were under attack. It went on for […]

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I was invited to an exhibition in Johannesburg which I’m unable to attend as I’ll be out of the country (I’ll tell you about that at a later stage – think Los Angeles). The background and story about the exhibition was so impressive that I was compelled to tell you about it – especially our […]

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It’s been a while since I attended a big rock concert. I prefer more intimate scenarios, when they play private gigs for 50 people or so – which is often the case when you roll like this. That said, I heard that a friend of a friend recently attended a U2 concert in Milan which, […]

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