Spare a thought for the guys that probably killed Michael Jackson – AEG Live – the company behind the ridiculously impossible upcoming lineup of 50 Michael Jackson Comeback concerts. Dubbed “This is it” – it seems it just might be for the company. Especially since they were hardly able to insure the ticket sales and […]
This is quite an old one that I thought everyone had seen. That’s why I didn’t publish it when it started to do the rounds again. But now that I have received it in emails marked “brilliant” and “hilarious” over 6,200 times, it seems it has NOT been seen by everyone. I simply have to […]
Latest reports and quotes from Michael Jackson’s long-time friend, Brian Oxman, suggest his death was a result of the abuse of prescription medication. Much like the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Michael Jackson 1958 – 2009 This, from ABC: Michael Jackson’s long-time family friend Brian Oxman has hinted the icon was killed […]
Oh my God! Look at this! We do not have all the info at the mo, but what we do have are these pictures and the report below. Photo from Life Is Savage (Courtesy of Grant Hood) Photo courtesy of @heinkoen This, from News24: Cape Town – A container carrying potentially harmful […]
Judging by the amount of people sending the link to me, you CLEARLY missed the mention and video of Jordy Smith’s Rodeo Flip we featured last week Friday (here). Shame, maybe you should stop skimming over things? And maybe you should stop sending things before checking they haven’t been featured on 2oceansvibe? Funnily enough, I […]
Remember a few days ago (here) where we suggested they follow up on this fat kid vibe? Ja, well they’ve gone and done it. For those of you who missed this whole Megan Fox Rose Boy vibe which has been going on for a couple weeks (there are always a few), BASICALLY this cute little […]
Some of you will recall the incredible story reported by the BBC and the Guardian (here) with regards to the teenager who drew a massive 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents mansion in West Berkshire. He wanted to see if it would be picked up by Google Earth. His parents found out about […]
I nearly wet myself yesterday at the St. Remy market (where Princess Caroline and Princess Charlotte have a home and past residents have included two very close friends of mine, Van Gogh and Nostradamus) as I walked around, deep in thought, mainly about you. You’ll recall previous sightings (here ) of crazy-ass dogs and ears […]
It’s one of the funnier videos you will see this lifetime. A reporter went to interview someone in Australia after the guy posted an ad to rent out his place, specifying “NO ASIANS.” Obviously this kind of discriminatory behaviour raised an eyebrow or two. With hilarious results.. Hey? Did I tell you or […]
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the second live-action Transformers movie from Michael Bay, starring rising talents Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox. Now LaBeouf’s name may evoke images of croissants, French maids and Paris (not Hilton), but the kid’s the real deal. His second-in-command, a Ms Megan Fox, had a breakthrough performance in Transformers and […]
I don’t read a lot of books and when I do they usually have to be non-fiction and/or biographies. It takes a lot for me to pick one up on recommendation and, when I do get to that point, I usually don’t get past half way. I’m happy to say that this is not the […]
Monday saw the much anticipated Jordy Smith signing session at Roddy’s Kommetjie Surf Shop . Apparently it was off.the.hizzo! The Film Guy (the genius behind the Randall Abrahams Rocky video) was there and, having recognised him from the 2oceansvibe Characters list, Jordy put a little something together for me! Check it out! How […]
You know when cameramen at sporting events do little pans of the crowd and zoom in on interesting people? Like at the tennis they often zoom in on royalty and celebrities. And at Newlands cricket they often zoom in on smoking hot drunk UCT students. Ja, well, I’m not sure if you caught the day […]
Jeepers, Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova threw out a very cool old school vibe during the first round of Wimbledon yesterday. Reminiscent of the styles of yesteryear and, dare I say, Harry Flashman, it seems the on court fashion stakes are pretty high this year. A quick game of tennis, wot?[source] General Sharapova[source] […]
Do you remember the other day I featured (here ) that picture painted on a wall in Cape Town of the “Simunyes?” You know, the African style ripoff of The Simpsons? Let’s get a quick recap of that. The eSimpowenis Well, either way, I got an email from Eric at Springleap who told […]
This article comes as a general warning to those of you with South African passports wishing to travel to the US or Europe via the United Kingdom. I URGE you to use another hub of sorts, as the new requirements for a simple transit visa are EXACTLY the same as if you were applying for […]
Well I’m glad this has gone full circle. Although maybe not entirely. A few days ago we published (here) a pic of cute little fat kid trying terribly hard to give a rose to Megan Fox. You’ll remember the pain and anguish all over his face. Full story here So with the way things are […]
Wow, it’s all happening! For those of you who have just tuned in, ex security guard and Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, was recently involved with a stripper in a hidden sex tape cocaine scandal. Or, should I say, “skandaal!” You can check out our past coverage on that here, but today we’re […]
It was just last week that we featured the heartbreaking story of the little fat kid trying to give a beautiful rose to Megan Fox (here). Sadly, she never got that rose and we cannot confirm how it all ended for the little fat boy, but the heartbreak and pain MAY have killed him. Today, […]
This was taken in the last week when the Green Point McDonald’s was closed, EXCEPT for their drive thru service. Please enjoy this guy standing in between two cars, waiting for his order.. Man pretends to be car Whaaaahaha! Is it just me? Or do you also find that terribly amusing? Shame – […]
There have been all sorts of claims and suggestions as to the Top Gear TV show mystery precision driver, The Stig’s identity over the years. While it is understood that they have changed from time to time (previous article here), yesterday’s Top Gear show (jokingly) revealed someone who you probably didn’t expect. One of the […]
Right, ok, welcome to your new week! What a stunning weekend that was! Congrats to the Springboks on winning the test against the British Lions and, in particular, to 2oceansvibe Character The Barndog for scoring the first try. Why did you do that? Very naughty.. Wel done also to Stephen Ballot for guessing the closest […]
While everyone seems to be locked in a war of words in the comments sections of the Adidas vs Puma and Vida e Cyclist protest articles (check those out – mayhem!), we have something far more peaceful and rewarding to announce. Quite simply, the person to guess the closest final score of the Springboks vs […]
Shame, look at this poor little fat kid in London. The desperation is so evident and the fact that he has risked all by doing so – with a rose in his hand. Moments like this can kill little fat kids and it is unfortunate that the Daily Mail published this photo. Shame on you […]
That’s right, future World Number 1 surfer, South Africa’s very own Jordy Smith (currently number 6 on the ASP World Tour) is in town for the O’Neill Cold Water Classic (here) which is running from 20-24 June. This happens to be the first WQS event in Cape Town in about twenty years. Jordy Smith […]
With Alec Baldwin’s recent faux pas regarding Filipino brides (here) you would think the Spar on Kloof Street would be more subtle? Naughty R9.12 for some loose Russians!? My goodness, it’s a steal! [thanks si]
This is one of those radical stories that only come along “once in a blue moon” (a phrase I made up to describe a rare event – use it, don’t use it). Some of you (none of you) will remember the famous kidnapping of toddler Steven Dammanin New York, 1955. The boy was snatched when […]
Ok. Unlike the unresearched photos that The Insurance Broker was sending around (here) of some photos taken onboard as the Air France flight was going down, this commercial is not a hoax. It is an ad for the Comfort Wipe which makes a certain bathroom activity that little bit easier. They claim that it is […]
Obsessed is obsessed with Fatal Attraction in a Lifetime movie kind of way. It aims to be sleek, sexy and enticing, yet ends up like a Tween-friendly tongue-in-cheek office comedy with Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Beyonce Knowles and a leaner Jerry O’Connell. Come on, Jerry O’Connell’s in it… this must be a comedy! Elba can’t […]
Manchester United centre back (“I’m bringing centre back, yeeeah!” – sorry..), Rio Ferdinand, seems intent on taking some attention away from his now ex-teammate Cristiano Ronaldo, who recently hit the headlines for tapping Paris Hilton (here). Here we see Rio Ferdinand on holiday in Israel this week, throwing out one helluva vibe, complete with tank […]