Mother dearest is in Cape Town at the mo and, as you can imagine, required high levels of attention at all times prior to my Los Angeles departure – including daily shopping expeditions, lunches and dinners. Between finding time to write for you and my waistline, I needed to find some time without offending her. […]
We pause for a second to peruse Avril Lavigne, spotted on a yacht in the last week or so – somewhere in St. Tropez. I must be honest, I’ve always had a soft spot for Avril. And that was before she started doing things like that. Although I am concerned at how her body […]
Well this U2 vibe has come full circle. First we gave you concert pics from Milan showing the crazy new stage they’re using for U2’s 360° World Tour (here ). Then we got some more pics of the weird and wonderful stage in the day (here). Then we had a competition for you to win […]
Scroll down slowly. Just take it in. Let it come to you. It’s in another league. The same league as this guy: I know – there’s not much more that you can ask of me. [thanks jonty]
You’ll recall the article and video I gave you a few days ago, of Formula 1 racing driver, Felipe Massa’s accident after being hit in the head by a flying car part (here ). He nearly died but is injured and unable to continue racing in the foreseeable future. That’s all very well, but the […]
The owners of the Sears Tower, the tallest skyscraper in the United States (Chicago), inaugurated last week four glass box viewing platforms. These balconies are suspended 1,353 feet (412 meters) in the air on the 103rd floor. They are 10ft high and 10ft wide and can hold 5 tons with their 1.5 inch thick glasses. […]
Quite hectique. A Renault Clio cleaned a palm tree in Buitenkant Street, Cape Town, last night. Car accidents aren’t our favourite topic here on 2oceansvibe, but a car ending up in this position is not something you see everyday. [source:facebook] Aerial ViewSource: Riaan vdw Apparently another car cleaned the Carlucci’s in town. Not […]
Well this is certainly one for the books! Please enjoy this ad which was found in a recent issue of South Africa’s Autotrader Magazine. AWilliams Hunt used car dealership seems to be taking the art of used car sales to the next level. I think they meant “Our Prices are AS good as the […]
Friday the 13th is a staple in horror movie history. The slasher film franchise has come a long way and has struggled to break the vicious (yet popular) cycle of blood, boobs and boozing. Jason Voorhees, the masked psychopath is to slasher films what James Bond is to espionage and they both share one irritating […]
Wow. It’s a “classic” Afrikaans song by a guy called Nic Stevens called “Toeter Skoeter” and is basically about a guy with a hooter on his water scooter (ie jetski). Whilst minimal command of the Afrikaans language does help when watching this, it isn’t entirely necessary as the visuals are enough to kill you on […]
Here in Los Angeles, the heart of La-la-land, anything is possible. There is a saying I made up many years ago, which Murray Walker stole from me and it goes like this: Anything can happen in Los Angeles, and it usually does! Take, for example, the tabloid magazines. Now, it’s one thing reading the likes […]
Well the headline pretty much says it all. Goldfish are about to shoot their latest music video for the worldwide hit, Fort Knox and they need 8 gorgeous girls to feature in it! And, because it is MY favourite song, they’re giving YOU, the 2oceansvibe angels, the first chance to be in it! The Fishies […]
I’m not quite sure what to make of this. But it seems a lot of fun can be had with the Colonel once you’ve deboned and eaten your “chicken” at KFC. He can be quite sporty, if need be.. The Colonel slam dunks Shiver me timbers! Is that a toilet brush? Made […]
It cannot get worse than this. Possibly the worst looking movie I have ever seen in my life. Including powerhouse acting performances by household names Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson !! Oh, you don’t remember Lorenzo Lamas? My god, where have you BEEN!? Well let me just bring you up to speed. He was probably […]
To actually believe in the concept of someone tapping diesel fuel from a rock is one thing, but to actually be conned into funding the person…. well, that’s just another story altogether. It happened to Rubert Mugabe’s government, funnily enough. You will not believe this! Actually, you probably will.. This, from News24: […]
If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody’d be surfin’ Like Californ-i-a You’d seem ’em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin’ U.S.A. You’d catch ’em surfin’ at Del Mar (Inside outside U.S.A.) Ventura County line (Inside outside U.S.A.) Santa Cruz and Trestles (Inside outside U.S.A.) Australia’s Narrabeen […]
A horrified Justin L just sent this in. It seems not even Sainsbury’s stores are safe from helmet attacks.. Where does it end? Hey Seth I was cruising around the Putney Sainsburys yesterday, pretty idle thursday, nothing crazy, when I turned a corner into the bread aisle and got hit with this.. Justin […]
The Spar on Kloof, which is famous for its loose Russians (here) is now diversifying even further into the realm of hilariousness with their latest product line – Ass Rolls.. (Thanks Delamaine) Very interesting vibe they’re going for there. It’s ironic that corbohydrates are usually blamed for the extra weight people put on in […]
I’ve just arrived in Los Angeles for that Pauly Shore vibe after two weeks back home in Cape Town staying at the Cape Royale . It was a wonderful, yet chilly two weeks, following that month in the South of France , so it’s good to get back into summer. It’s pretty much tradition for […]
The Advertising Guy is shooting a TV show this week in L.A. with Dan Deacon – a musician from Baltimore with a crazy crazy mind. So crazy that he was once recorded doing an impromptu (enhanced?) monologue and used it in a video with an animated lizard type animal. I dare you to dismiss this […]
Here is Emma Watson, the actress from the Harry https://premier-pharmacy.com/product/tramadol/ Potter films. Do you know that she was a victim of a celebrity death hoax? Ja, it’s true. Check it out here. Emma Watson AKA Hermione Granger Ja, so anyway – quite a revealing dress she’s rolling with there, doncha think? She looks […]
Did you hear about Formula 1 racing driver, Felipe Massa‘s vibe during qualifying for this week’s Hungary F1 Grand Prix? Ja, well, it happened. And if you haven’t heard about it, then I can promise you it is going to come up in conversation this week. Then you can stun your friends and tell them […]
Did you know that on August 7, 2009 At 12 hours 34 minutes and 56 seconds the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 This will never happen in our life again!!! There will be so much of awesomeness in the air you will struggle to […]
WHAT are the chances that a 2oceansviber from Cape Town is on holiday IN London at the moment and happens to only be coming back next Friday!?!? Just enough time for her and a friend to win the 2oceansvibe U2 concert in Dublin competition (here )! For those of you who missed the competition, you […]
Just a quick one, friends. I realised that, because of the amount of stuff on 2oceansvibe in various nooks and crannies, there is clearly a mountain of literature that some of the newbies may have missed. Whoops, that’s my fault – apologies! So think of this post as a quick educational! 2oceansvibe has been going […]
I can relate to this in a big way. Not that I’ve had any airline break anything of mine, but I’ve certainly suffered from general airline crapness. I was chatting to my mother the other day and I told her that some people go through a lifetime of regular air travel and never lose a […]
Currently posting this article whilst flying in the air on a plane between New York and Los Angeles. I just wanted you to know that. If you’ve seen the movie “Snakes on a Plane” Then you’ll know what I’m talking about. It’s the same thing, except instead of snakes, it’s got the internet.. […]
I was moonwalking down Kloof Street the other evening when I spotted Hudsons Burger Joint. I had heard about it from Dave (of Caprice fame) and was dying to try it out. Aah, so THAT’s where it was! Hudsons Burger Joint on Kloof.. Pretty siiiick! It’s opposite the Kloof Lifestyle Centre (loads of […]
I’ve just had a look around and there aren’t MANY South African publications out there offering double tickets to watch U2 in their hometown of Dublin on Monday. Obviously those publications just don’t care about you as much as I do. What a pity. Well that’s why you’re here, right? Right! Recent articles on 2oceansvibe […]
Bob Skinstad, The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward, finally got back to me on the eve of my departure to Los Angeles. You see, I arrive there on the first weekend of the Tri Nations (that SA are playing) and wouldn’t know WHERE to start, in terms of finding a venue to watch. […]