Yes, once again, 2oceansvibe brings you another worldwide exclusive release of the latest Goldfish music video – this time it’s “FORT KNOX!” Yes, this is my favourite Goldfish song. Yes, it will blow your mind! Go! Go! Go!     Maybe watch that again when you pick your jaw up from the ground..

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Ah The Ugly Truth… women fall head over heels and men fall for women that wear nothing but heels. The whole intergalactic “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” game of cat-and-mouse has been discussed at length and there just doesn’t seem to be a light (or even a candle-lit dinner) at the end of […]

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We’re all used to the crazy prices charged on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and, when compared to overseas prices in select premier destinations, they’re pretty reasonable. But now things are moving to the next level. Because right here I have for you a R100 million house. That’s US$14 million. Pretty serious stuff. Check it out […]

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Courtesy of Olmeca Tequila, Pussy Natural Energy Drink, Cape Royale Hotel and 2oceansvibe. What’s more, the only beer being served was Jack Black beer and the only wine was De Grendel Rose. Just because. All the professional behind-the-scenes pics are right here. The boys…the boys! You’ve seen that face somewhere before? The venue – shame.. […]

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Guns N’ Roses sued for copyright infringement Condé Nast to close four titles – Condé Nast, the 100-year-old publisher of magazines such as Vogue, Vanity Fair and The New Yorker, will shut four titles in a cost-cutting move amid one of publishing’s worst advertising declines. Gourmet, Modern Bride, Elegant Bride, and Cookie will cease publication […]

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This basically “hit the net” today. I’ve received it no less than 30 times. Never before has there been so much fuss over a sausage in South Africa. I thought I would “nip it in the bud” (mine) and give it to you right here, right now; so that I don’t have to endure these […]

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Do you indulge in Booty Calls from time to time? Oh you don’t know what a Booty Call is? My goodness – it’s all the rage! Let me tell you:   a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex. Some common characteristics of a booty call: […]

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It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]

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It’s common knowledge that I am a big fan of the Woolies JT1 lingerie range (I’m not alone, it seems) and have never seen a better example of why this is, as on Saturday night at the JT1 fashion show which took place at Cape Town’s FTV Cafe. Every single girl involved was an absolute […]

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The new Gulfstream..   Near-Supersonic Gulfstream 650 Unveiled – The new Gulfstream 650 was unveiled yesterday at their Savannah factory. This one can take you anywhere in the world with its 7,000 nautical miles range at a top speed of Mach 0.925 (704mph,) almost the speed of sound at a 41,000-feet altitude. $65 million is […]

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I cannot actually believe it! The Levi’s Get Rid of Your Jeans For Good campaign has been SUCH a raging success! With the latest tally showing that a “whopping” 10,299 pairs of jeans have been donated so far! I think that may well be the first time I have ever written the word “whopping.” It […]

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Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]

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Muizenberg, Sunday – World recordphoto:lee slabber   Cape Town surfers break Guinness World Record at Earthwave – To say that the Earth Wave CT Event held at Muizenberg on Sunday was a roaring success would be a huge understatement. Never before in the history of South African surfing have so many surfers participated harmoniously in […]

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COMPETITION IS VERY MUCH CLOSED AS ALL AVAILABLE TICKETS ARE GONE. WELL DONE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR VICTORY. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES. THE AWESOME ONES..     WINNERS ARE REMINDED TO BRING THEIR PROOF OF WINNING AS PER SETH’S EMAIL INSTRUCTIONS. THIS PROOF WILL CORRESPOND TO YOUR NAME […]

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David LettermanEnjoys it.. David Letterman shocked viewers Thursday when he announced on his show that someone was trying to blackmail him over his sexual relationships with female staffers. The person threatened to make the affairs public if he did not pay $2 million. A CNN legal analyst said Letterman had affairs with at least two […]

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I don’t write an article for one week and everything goes to pot. From earthquakes to tsunamis to Roman Polanski being nabbed for a crime he committed 30-odd years ago. The sports gods were obviously seriously miffed about no Sports Roundup last Thursday and this week the entire world has paid the price. But nobody […]

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It’s going to be difficult for me to write this article without audio. Because I want to shout it. I want to scream it. It’s off the charts. It’s off the hook. And dare I say it, OFF THE CHAIN! Cape Town has NEVER seen anything like this before!   Stop it   It was […]

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Pushing it?   A Teazers billboard advertisement which states that the strip club’s dancers “don’t need any gender tests”, has nothing whatsoever to do with Caster Semenya, according to Teazers owner Lolly Jackson. He said the campaign was designed to make it clear that Teazers employees are “100% woman”. [news24] Former Prosecutor: I Lied In […]

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Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are the same person, Mike Myers. No, not the psychotic serial killer from Halloween that just won’t die, the guy from Wayne’s World… Wayne. (GET ON WITH IT!) Yes… quite, well The Boat That Rocked is British – you may think it’s American, but it’s not – it hasn’t even been released there […]

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You’ll recall with tears in your eyes the 2nd Neighbourhood Rock/Paper/Scissors Grand National which took place a couple months ago at Neighbourhood bar on Long Street. Ja, well it looks like the organisers have finally surfaced from the tequila haze and have produced a highlights video from the event. They’re taking it national (properly) soon […]

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Spotted in a European ELLE Mag.   Monica Cruz – 32   Hotter than her sister, Penelope?

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I mentioned this the other day but I didn’t have the footage. Now I do have the footage and I want to bring it to you in a full-on POST, rather than a Good Morning Headline. Because I dig Conan O’Brien!     For those of you NOT in the loop, Conan O’Brien is a […]

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It is interesting to note that the TBG’s (Tall Blonde Guy’s) fame has reached such biblical proportions that we are now at a point where a pic of him on the phone in the street is just as newsworthy as personal interaction photographs/reports with civilians.   Dear Seth, Dude…. The Vibe is following me. I […]

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I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]

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Dita Von Teesefor Wonderbra   Dita Von Teese whips up some new designs for Wonderbra – For someone who takes their clothes off for a living, it’s no surprise Dita Von Teese gets to create her own line of lingerie. She’s been hired by Wonderbra to recreate her unique look for the masses. [dailymail] Roman […]

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I lot of you have either emailed or told me in person that you couldn’t find the Puma Cabana shoes featured in the top ad on this website. Let me give you a visual reminder:   The highly sought after “Cabana” range   Well I’m pleased to tell you that they are now IN STORE! […]

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Don’t be shy to use the term “ground breaking” as you take in an all-new feature here on 2oceansvibe, in the form of the “Cape Town Short Cuts!” (use fingers above head to indicate inverted commas). This brand new concept takes you, the very beautiful 2oceansvibe reader, onto the streets of Cape Town. Watch and […]

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The fact that capetowntrafficcam.co.za gives you live webcam footage of the traffic situation on Cape Town’s roads, is one thing – but there is surely nothing wrong with taking in the sites while you’re doing it? Check out these STUNNING pics spotted on the site this morning.   Milnerton region Camps Bay beach   Nothing […]

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The G20 was carrying on over the past week or so and you might remember we mentioned CNN’s Christiane Amanpour when she destroyed one Robert Gabriel Mugabe in his first interview with the Western World in the last five years. South African president, Jacob “Jay-Z” Zuma got his turn on CNN with the same lady. […]

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“But she told me she was 16!!”   Roman Polanski’s arrest in Switzerland has blindsided the Los Angeles court. Gerald Posner reports on the director’s 32-year legal odyssey—and whether the district attorney will be forced to drop the case. For those of you not following this – get into it. [dailybeast] Music teacher jailed for […]

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