I very much doubt you’ve ever come across a headline like that, let alone the concept of adults driving through puddles of water, purposefully drenching groups of children standing at bus stops. It’s standard stuff for this fellow. Do enjoy. I’m FINE with that! Takes me back to the days of my first car (named […]

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Whilst Life magazine has released photos of big-name Hollywood people who are in open support of Roman Polanski’s child-rape vibe. Including, among others, close friend of mine, Martin Scorsese. Check the other pics of Roman Polanski supporters HERE. It is interesting to note that a large wave is forming – coming from the opposite direction. […]

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Swimsuit model Miranda Kerr – holding balloons This picture kind of relates to the first headline 6-year-old “Balloon Boy” found alive after “floating away” in helium balloon – After scouring northern Colorado by foot and air, frantically chasing a Mylar balloon for miles and repeatedly interviewing his big brother, authorities ended the search for 6-year-old […]

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For those of you who don’t know about Jack Parow, this is the afrikaans rapper taking SA by storm. The guys is crafty and, what’s more, hilarious! He gives Carl Gorgens a run for his money and he is in full effect on Taxi Jam. Jack Parow’s phenomenal rise to fame was fueled by the […]

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I’ve always wanted to know what it might be like to be bitten by a hooker. I have, however, never found myself tossing and turning on my Long Staple Egyptian Cotton (grown only on the banks of the Nile), wondering what it might be like to be gnawed at by a lion. Much to his […]

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2oceansvibe sponsor and South Africa’s largest online sportsbook, Great Odds, have set up a “CHARITY CHALLENGE .” It’s a pretty cool vibe. www.greatodds.com They’ve given a bunch of us R1,000 to be used for online sports betting. Any money made from that R1,000 will go to charity. I like that vibe. We need to get […]

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I’ve never really had the honours of being caught in the act with another man’s woman. And I’ve certainly not been caught hiding in the cupboard when he arrives home, either! It’s not really my vibe. In the driveway at two in the morning, sure! But never in the cupboard! If I was caught (in […]

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   Filippa Hamilton – Fired by Ralph Lauren RALPH LAUREN Fires Photoshopped Model For Being “Too Fat” – Filippa Hamilton, the 23-year-old model who was Photoshopped into a stick insect by Ralph Lauren, has revealed that the brand — which later apologised for the image — quietly fired her for being overweight. Not cool. [jezebel] […]

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Every now and then a movie comes along that blows our minds… Jennifer’s Body is not that movie. It blows alright… but not in a good way. The creators of Juno must have been high on Oscar fever (or cocaine) when they decided to make Jennifer’s Body. Imagine the setting in the creator’s board room or […]

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Cape Town band, Brothers Streep who are friends of some of the 2oceansvibers out there were on Graham Norton’s BBC TV show.    They (Brother’s Streep) are big fans of oscar winner and star of The Piano, Anna Paquin, who happened a guest on Graham’s show. Anna Paquin THEN As “Flora” in The Piano Anna […]

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It certainly has crossed my mind and I know it has your. Don’t lie to me. It’s the same intrigue and fascination that hovered in my mind as a child, about red-head kids and their nether regions – before all was finally revealed in the Founder House boarding school showers. And who better to do […]

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Regular readers will know that there has been all sorts of Top Billing activity over the past week or so. Their crew joined us on the day that we shot the 2oceansvibe Show last week with Goldfish, and they filmed some behind-the-scenes stuff for the weekly TV magazine show, Top Billing. And it’s coming out […]

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The front and back covers of Michael Jackson’s forthcoming album This Is It. Photo: Sony Music Entertainment’s Columbia/Epic Anka gets half of Michael Jackson’s New Single – After claiming Monday morning that he had co-written Michael Jackson’s new single “This Is It,” songwriter Paul Anka has been granted a 50 percent cut of the song. […]

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Some of you might have heard your friends moaning about their 2oceansvibe surfing experience – saying that the site is “down.” You’re not alone, inter-galactic superhero, John Smit was having the same problem. But now it’s all fixed and he is 2oceansvibing again. Why? Because there is a settings problem occurring for people surfing on […]

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Now when I say “Biff” I’m not talking about Graeme Smith, but rather the guy from Back To The Future. The guy who used to pick on Michael J Fox’s character, Marty McFly. His real name is Thomas F. Wilson and he played the character, Biff Tannen. I’ve arranged a visual clue for you: Biff […]

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I’ve had a stunning Summer’s day today. Popped into Yacht Squadron at the Waterfront (we are now calling this the “backfire” – a new word, by G-Man) to get my current Sebago shoes size as Mother Dearest is currently in the States and insists on buying me a pair. I don’t have a problem with […]

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You might want to check out this site. They display pics of man-made solutions to technical problems in and around the house. Usually things that they could buy, but they are either obsessed with DIY or prefer to save money and do it themselves. Ie. Marcus Brain (The Kitesurfer) to a tee. Virtually all of […]

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“Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora “Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora – The setting of the new Vince Vaughn – Jon Favreau comedy Couples Retreat is idyllic even if the characters get themselves into some rather sticky situations. That’s because the movie was shot on location […]

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Old Dezza really does crack me up from time to time. I wasn’t quite sure what mine ears were telling me last night. So I pressed re-wind on the PVR and, true as God, he DID say what I thought he said! Check it out – pretty damn funny! If that didn’t raise a smile, […]

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A few weeks back I did a story on the three ELLE Magazine covers that were sent to me, after I visited the Vanessa Haywood cover shoot in Cape Town. They wanted my opinion on which one I thought was the best. Naturally, I took this one step further and asked 2oceansvibe what YOU thought. […]

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He’s a surf photographer by day and he’s backstage at rock concerts by night. His name is Anthony Fox and he has just returned from this year’s Rocking The Daisies music festival out in Darling. These are some of the images he captured for 2oceansvibe. Much joy Again, much joy.. Just Jinjer’s Ard Matthews *Click […]

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Hello, Dugsie One Good Pig Deserves Another – We published a headline on Friday, about these “Mircro Pigs.” The above photo was considered as the main photograph for that morning’s headlines, but a pic for the World Cup stadiums headline was used instead. I was worried you might have missed it, so here it is […]

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Portofino Restaurant opened one month ago in Cape Town. It’s where The Showroom used to be – next to Bloomsbury Luxury Cars and Harbour Edge. Maybe that is why they used the same font as Porsche cars in their logo. I recall a launch of sorts (less than a month ago), with much fanfare and […]

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I am overly impressed with the vibe being thrown by the new Cape Quarter, in the de Waterkant neighborhood of Green Point. Do yourself a favour and do a little fly-by along Somerset Road, opposite the BP (who are upgrading their shop to include some new kind of Pick ‘n Pay express vibe – much […]

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Mother Dearest bought it when she was in town recently and now it is in the Safe House. I don’t know where you get it from, but trust me, if you see it – buy it. France’s favourite mustard brand (from what I recall) have taken things to the next level with this bad boy. […]

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ANYONE involved in any form of digital marketing will love this video. We all get this flavour of bullshit from time to time. Generally from professional dicks. You know the vibe, when people ask you a favour because of your line of work, and they have no idea of what goes into it, let alone […]

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Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth Inside all the World Cup stadiums – The renovations and construction of the ten stadiums to be used in the 2010 World Cup, which kicks off on June 11, will all be completed on time. Following Fifa’s week-long inspection tour of the 2010 Fifa World Cup stadiums, here […]

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It’s always a tough call to look to the bench. It’s even tougher when you’re replacing a legend. Like JP was to Ashwell, like Morne was to Ruan, Chowgaps is to Blades. Blades has always been my inspiration, but to be called up at such late notice to fill one such seasoned professional’s boots is […]

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Here it is, the one you’ve been waiting for. The 2oceansvibe Show with Goldfish and Wonderbra model, Elbe Van der Merwe – brought to you by Olmeca Black Tequila (yummy). Seth and Goldfish Killing it.. [photo by verstercohen.com] Don’t forget, 2oceansvibe and the making of this show will be on TV in a special “behind-the-scenes” […]

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Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]

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