Hey gang, Just a quick housekeeping notice. I get all sorts of emails regarding 2oceansvibe performance; things to do with big white spaces at the top of the page, errors, timeouts and God knows what else. One thing remains constant every time I ask those readers what browser they’re using – Microsoft Internet Explorer. Bad, […]
Kevin FederlineYu! Kevin Federline on his latest hectique weight vibe, “If God didn’t want me to eat an entire 12 piece original recipe meal in one sitting, he wouldn’t have invented KFC buckets.” [theblemish] A South African ad, featuring a James Dean-lookalike living a “long and wholesome life,” is being hailed as an instant […]
Megan Fox has punished herself by referring to her Transformers director as a Napoleon and Hitler type. But there’s no surprise there, we’ve always known that Megas doesn’t pack a full one. The big result here was an open letter from director Michael Bay’s crew who got deep into it. Megan Fox The way […]
2oceansvibe applauds Mail & Guardian, who are just a step behind News24, as they openly publish (without any censoring) the word “fuck.” A proud day for traditional South African media! I say “a step behind,” because News24 have already proven to be more than liberal in their application of the English language – recently publishing […]
Top celebrities and sports stars have risen to the challenge of raising funds for street youth charity MylifE by donating signed underwear for auction… All shapes and sizes of bras, boxers, knickers and sportswear will be on offer over the coming months, with some of the special edition items going up for sale at the […]
It’s all getting a bit much with regards to the “optional extras” one can add to one’s superyacht. Just ask Chelsea Football Club owner, Roman Abramovich, whose costs for his new boat, Eclipse, have doubled in the last three years to a cool £724m. That’s R8.7 billion. For a boat. I have no doubt it […]
Pot calling the kettle awesome Dan Brown’s new book, The Lost Symbol (yawn), faces its toughest critic yet: Michael Baigent, the historian who accused Brown of lifting his material in The Da Vinci Code (and lost in court). Baigent’s verdict: It’s bloody awful. [thedailybeast] Malema pleads ignorance – ANC Youth League leader Julia Malema […]
If you know a fellow by the name of Chad Meihuizen, get on the blower and tell him that his life has just got a whole lot better! PlayEuroMillions has selected Chad’s ticket number from the EuroMillions jackpot purchase he made last week – which he sent in to 2oceansvibe for our KILLERS Golden Circle […]
Seriously, grow up. The Audi R8 Spyder No, this is not some kind of practical joke. Go ahead, pinch yourself.. This is real and it’s happening. It’s already launched in Europe and Audi Centre Cape Town tells us the following: R8 Spyder Specs # 5.2 FSI quattro Mid-mounted V10 engine producing 386 kW […]
We cover quite a diverse range of issues, here at 2oceansvibe Media. Not least of which is the beaten-dog acceptance of our local traditional media. Traditional media run by imbeciles who can’t see the light for the piles of money they’re paying themselves, as they wade through the pools of blood, forming as a result […]
My “homes,” Joe Bones, over at our little baby sister site, rivercityvibe.com, spotted something terribly terribly amazing. This is the vibe he’s going for: I am about to make a big, big call. Here it is: The video below is the funniest thing I have seen this year. It hits me in that special […]
That’s two “penis” headlines within a week! As we close in on News24. Well I’m so glad I found this, as it has always been a hidden concern of mine. Being confident of one’s size in real life is one thing, but what about online? Are they taking me seriously enough? That’s when I found […]
Most of you should, by now, be aware of the history behind the brands Puma and Adidas – two companies that were one, before the Dassler brothers split it in two. If you want to know more about it, I strongly advise you read the book Pitch Invasion. But now, 60 years after their founders […]
Sophia LorenHappy birthday Train misses drunken teen napping on track – A drunk French teenager narrowly escaped death on Sunday after falling asleep on a railway track and slumbering undisturbed as a high-speed train roared over him, police said. [reuters] Sohia Loren turned 75 on Sunday. Check out this gallery of images from her […]
There’s something very special about logging into News24.com and finding yourself confronted with the leading story shown below: The “Penis Killers” were fired.. They say it in a way that suggests you should know about these characters. In a way that suggests everyone is talking, quite frankly, about the “Penis Killers.” Can you imagine the […]
I’ve never really had more than five positive visits in a row to the Camps Bay “Friendly” store and am surprised that I still visit the place, let alone get worked up about the shoddy service, stock take and queue times. If anything, they get an “A” for consistency. Last Sunday was no different. […]
We are QUITE the authority on a number of things these days, I should tell you. Oh yes, I am now a “branding expert” [makes “inverted commas” signs with fingers above head] of sorts. It’s true – look! CLICK HERE for GottaQuirk interview with Katharina Scholtz Pretty rad interview I had that day […]
You only have a few more hours to buy tickets to tonight’s EuroMillions Superdraw Jackpot. For those of you who don’t know, Superdraws are the most exciting because they only have a few every year. They are even more special because the jackpot CANNOT rollover. If nobody gets the full winning numbers, they give the […]
An anonymous source dropped off a flash drive with the Cape Royale concierge, for my attention. The drive contained scans of all the documents pertaining to the recent Formula 1 scandal, involving the Renault F1 team, boss Flavio Briatore and driver Nelson Piquet Jnr. The same scandal which has resulted in Flavio’s recent immediate resignation […]
Happy Friday, people. Lick it. The new 86′ Domino by RIVA Is Twitter worth $1 billion? for a bunch of geeks who were struggling to work out how to make money from their “invention” they might not do too badly in the end! [NY Times] Fashion’s Front Line – The glossiest glamazons are […]
We’ve featured the odd TED talk here on 2oceansvibe before. Whether you know about TED or not, I’ve got a feeling you will enjoy them. In a nutshell, TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) is an “invitation-only event where the world’s leading thinkers and doers gather to find inspiration. This annual conference brings together the world’s most […]
Life isn’t fair. Whiskey prices are at an all-time high. Women are branded as men. Elton John can’t adopt and Eskom bosses get disgusting bonuses. That’s just the way it is. We have to accept it. What we shouldn’t have to accept, however, is the fact that not a single Proteas name made it onto […]
I don’t know if you’ve caught any of the terribly awkward “Between Two Ferns” interviews before, but I think you need to get into them. Especially this one, because it features none other than SA’s very own Oscar winner, Charlize Theron. Check it out. “Monsters inc.” – hahahaha! Very good. And when you’re […]
This looks good, oh lovers of wine and song.. 2 – 4 October 2009 Durbanville Wine Valley Escape from your winter-cocoon Join us for sushi and Sauvignon …sway to the sounds of Abba and a zesty white …. Blanc and Blues … Jazz and Prawns. Sip diamond award-winning beauties and sing-along to Neil […]
I found this highly entertaining site, which gives a list of facts linked to one’s name. Surely you must be interested to learn what YOUR name reveals? Well, I’ve got just the solution! Let’s have a look at Seth Rotherham. CLICK HERE to give it a bash for yourself This is the vibe […]
It’s getting a tad boring Megan Fox continues to punish herself with ludicrous statements and general tomfoolery. Here she talks about self-loathing and other things we’re really interested in. And there I thought a Rolling Stone gathers no moss? What do you call that shambles on the cover? [Just Jared] Mickey Rourke had sex […]
Oh my God – IT’S ALL HAPPENING! And this, JUST after Michael Schumacher almost returned to the sport! What a manic off-the-track season! Flavio BriatoreEx-boss of Renault Formula 1 Now listen up.. Guardian.co.uk tells us: Flavio Briatore and Pat Symonds have stepped down from their posts after Renault decided not to dispute […]
There are a lot of “loyalty programmes” and “point systems” and “reward plans” and other kinds of “give back” crap schemes on offer out there. Most of them are a load of rubbish and very rarely amount to anything. Now listen carefully, because this could end up with you winning the most radical prizes you’ve […]
In a move which has astounded the world of traditional media and saluted the world of digital media and technology in general, an off-the-record statement about rapper Kanye West, made by American president (and very close friend of mine), Barack Obama, was released on Twitter and circulated the globe within seconds; reaching YOU – right […]
The thin line between love and hate isn’t as thin as we once thought… and it’s blue, thanks to middling mall cop movies like Paul Blart: Mall Cop with Kevin James and more recently Observe and Report with Seth Rogen. The film has generated some mixed responses with one rendition of this movie poster’s subtitle […]