I received a stunning little tipoff from one Justin, giving me the heads up on the Cape Town portion of Google Earth. I hadn’t yet installed Google Earth onto my new MacBook Pro (courtesy of Digicape – the anti-iStore) so I did that in about 1 minute flat (download Google Earth here) and “booted” it […]

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Rachel Uchitel ..may or may not be boning Tiger Woods Tiger Woods Crashes Car During Alleged Affair – Those of you with your fingers firmly on le pulse will be aware that rumours of an affair between Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel (above – hotter than his current wife, Elin Nordegren), have been circulating. Things […]

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They’ve come in from all over and well done to the peeps that took them. Whilst there certainly were many duplicates in my inbox, the following images are made of pics I received sent in from three different sources. Please enjoy these pics (there are more, make sure you see them all by following the […]

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So the Boks are taking on Ireland at Croke Park. If we lose on Saturday – of course, I hope we don’t – but if we do, I would like to take this opportunity to prepare all South Africans for the next wave of entertaining Sunday morning headlines, right out of the top drawer. I […]

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If you go to Google and search for “Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut,” you’ll see at the number 1 position is the article I wrote a couple weeks back, telling you about that exact product becoming 2oceansvibe’s choice brand of bubbly! CLICK HERE to see that original 2oceansvibe article That was obviously a prelude to the […]

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As the regulars will all know, ex-Springbok captain, Bob Skinstad, is a 2oceansvibe Character who goes by the name of “The Character Formerly Known as The Loose Forward.” That said, we vouch for him and everything he does. Or, more to the point of this article, what he is doing. What is he doing, you […]

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It’s no surprise that the ass flavoured food craze has entered the beverage market, what with the success of the likes of Spar’s ass rolls and Woolworths’s quiche ass. Although, to be honest, I didn’t imagine the rare niche flavour to enter the highly competitive HOT beverage market! Going head to head with coffee it […]

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Rabbi Chalomish – your host at the “Synagogue of Sin” Millionaire Rabbi Convicted of Cocaine Possession – A multi-millionaire rabbi who took part in cocaine parties with prostitutes in a flat nicknamed the “synagogue of sin” has been convicted of possessing drugs. Baruch Chalomish, 54, dipped into his £7 million fortune from property deals to […]

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This aricle has been brewing for some time and may have been touched on before. I remember some time ago I gave my ten cents with regards to phone calls that come in from Private Numbers – you can read about those here and here. the majority of you agreed. Today’s discussion (the comments section […]

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Check it out, peeps – if you’re into your music and, in particular BLUES – then this is the one to nail very HARD on the head! On Saturday the 28th of November the Top Blues and Rock artists in the country will be belting out the Blues and getting even the most jaded individuals […]

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If there weren’t enough reasons for you to love Mabu Vinyl (2oceansvibe’s vinyl store of choice), this may well be what you’re looking for. Spotted in their window over the last week: Spotted in Mabu Vinyl’s shop window.. Enjoy the “Dickhead” sign above the book You simply CANNOT put a price on that kind of […]

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Barbara Streisand and Barry Gibb – “Guilty” is an album released by Barbra Streisand in 1980. The album was written and produced by Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees and sold over 20 million copies. Naturally Bazza features in numerous songs on the album, including the Grammy winning title track and the song “Woman in […]

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There’s not much time left before the Bowling for Movember day of reckoning! Team 2oceansvibe took the trophy last year and there is even more reason to do so this year – because there’s going to be a feature in Men’s Health Magazine. That’s because we’re raising funds for male related cancer. That’s right, cancer […]

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon by Stephenie Meyer is the latest victim to have been put through the Hollywood sausage machine like that magical kid with John Lennon style glasses and a jet-powered broomstick. I used to associate ‘twilight’ with that time of day when the light diffuses in the sky just before dawn or […]

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I’m going! Are you? You’re not? Shame, you poor little freak show! Don’t fright – I’ve got a solution for you. My boys at RSA Web (the power behind 2oceansvibe hosting) have made things pretty easy for you. All you have to do is make sure you’ve joined the RSA Web Facebook Fan Page and […]

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Swype vs iPhone Swype could make typing easier on the iPhone – Swype, invented by the guys behind the T9 predictive text typing system, have come up with something pretty mind blowing. They’ve managed to get around the hassle of typing on a flast screen. ie. the number 1 gripe people have with iPhones (from […]

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Some of you may not have received the memo regarding Monday. We call it the weather report and it was showing a reading of “stupid” for the whole day. It started off like this: And ended like this: With all sorts happening in between. To check out the shots from the day, check out the […]

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There was great concern as to the reason behind the Nazi flags flying at the University of Cape Town this weekend. Many speculated that they were hoisted for some movie being shot in and around the Mother City. Not a bad reason – certainly better than the suggestion of there being a Nazi convention being […]

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I must admit I’ve been dying to do Fantastic Racing for a while now and when Cape Town Tourism invited me to a day at Killarney (same place I did the Audi Advanced Driving Course the other day) racing around in single seater racing cars, well, I couldn’t resist! This is what I found upon […]

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Photo of the dayGood times on the highway South Africa Tops Luxury Resort Hot-Spots List – You’ll be proud as punch when you follow this link and check out the pic of Cape point and the accompanying video, hailing South Africa and Cape town as one of the trendier places to go on holiday. No […]

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2oceansvibe Character (The Barndog), Springbok rugby captain and global superhero, John Smit, is getting to grips with his new Twitter account, as we see him cross the two week mark. Well done, Barndog! With unique insight into a world others have little chance of experiencing, we are now blessed with such glorious tweets as this […]

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We’ve covered the phenomenon of “ASS” flavoured foods on 2oceansvibe for quite some time ( see Spar’s ass rolls here, Pick n Pay’s parmalat ass here, Woolworths quiche ass here). I’m pleased to say that the acquired taste of ass in foods is spreading up the coast, having now hit the Spar in Hermanus. Excellent! […]

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Was it a Nazi Convention? Perhaps some students buggering around? Or maybe someone was shooting a movie? Whatever the reason, there were Nazi flags raised at UCT this weekend and no-one knows why. Nazi flags spotted at U.C.T. Quite a vibe.. This, just a month after the Nazi garden gnomes outcry in Germany – involving […]

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“Oasis of the Seas” The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived.. Oasis of the Seas: The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived – It towers 20 storeys over the waves and stretches 1,187ft from bow to stern. When you board, the most impressive aspect is probably the width of the ship – at 208ft, Oasis […]

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No I’m not joking. It’s got Lily Allen on the cover and page 78 is all mine! Feel free to tear it out and rub it all over your body. God knows, you won’t be the first.. I’ve been doing it for days! Besides photos including that now iconic pic of me as a child, […]

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Behati Prinsloo goofin’ around earlier this week in New York Citay Latest Victoria’s Secret Angel is Namibian born Behati Prinsloo – And she was discovered in Cape Town! Not bad, considering fellow Victoria’s Secret angel is Cape Town’s own Candice Swanepoel! [infdaily] Luxury4Less “VIP Shopping Club” Gets Into Summer with more silly discounts, including 45% […]

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You might recall the article we published the other day entitled “CAPE TOWN COMPANY SCAMS BRITISH JOBSEEKERS” which detailed an alleged online job seeker recruitment scam at the hands of a company by the name of Darnell International. As mentioned in the article, it is “alleged” and very much one person’s views and it was […]

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Do you ever watch “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis?” You don’t? You should. Are you sure you don’t? Did you not even watch the one I gave you the other day with Charlize Theron? Come on, man! Anyway, there is a new one with the host of The Tonight Show, Conan O-Brien (as the […]

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Sometimes the prizes are so big on 2oceansvibe that you don’t believe it’s true. That’s fair enough – I pinch myself on a daily basis. And so did our latest winner Nicola Duncan (along with list creator – yours truly) when she found herself at Canal Walk last week, claiming her thirty grand’s worth of […]

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I thank God every year for the L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate – a place where I can truly be myself in the comfort of like-minded people who understand the difference between being classy and being clever. A place where I feel protected from the riff-raff and can discuss the latest issue of Vanity Fair with those […]

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