Change your life. Swear to God. The Impact of Apple’s Eagerly Anticipated “iSlate” Tablet Computer – You don’t need a crystal ball, seer stone, scrying pool or any other spooky stuff to guess what one of the most talked-about design projects of 2010 will be. The tech blogs have been buzzing about it for months. […]

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Waltz with Bashir is extraordinary in terms of its originality and representation of war… An animated biographical war documentary drama takes an Israeli director on a journey to reconstruct and clarify the events of the 1982 invasion of Lebanon from the accounts of fellow veterans. And no, it’s nothing like Team America: World Police. The […]

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Cape Town Aqua Festival a “Raging Success” – Such is the response of Cape Town world famous floating stage, dubbed the “Aqua Festival.” Above is a video Seth Rotherham took when he attended one of the earlier events – Opera with the Cape Philharmonic! If you missed the opera, don’t miss the rest! Check out […]

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It’s one thing if a kid grasps music or gets the rhythm of a song. But it’s something quite different when one finds a very young kid who genuinely FEELS a song and proceeds to rock out like a fully grown front man. You need to see this to believe it! CLICK HERE to play […]

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I’m writing this from the roof of the Cape Royale hotel (the ‘Sky Bar’) as I wolf down another pint of beer. This, naturally after the obligatory bloody Mary – one of the hallmarks of hotel holiday living. Such is life at the Cape Royale hotel – it just feels like a holiday. Not to […]

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JFK, yacht, angels, naked, everywhere! Photo Surfaces of JFK on a Boat With Naked Angels Everywhere! – This may well be the final piece of evidence necessary to convince non-believers that John F Kennedy was awesome. A pic from the 1950’s has surfaced, showing our boy quietly chilling on a private yacht as naked women […]

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Are you reading this from work or from home? If you’re at work then we may need to have a chat. Maybe you ned to pop down to 2oceansvibe Jobs and see what there is available in the line of non-9-to-5 jobs! ‘Cos then you can find a job and live the holiday! Status Quo […]

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As those messages come in thick and fast, The UK Showbiz Guy and I crafted this, the ultimate Christmas festive wishes SMS: “May you and all those you love, dance in the sunshine of a blessed and festive christmastide. May the light of love shine on all your dreams, wishes and dreams. Here’s hoping that […]

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The 2oceansvibe slogan, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday” is widely accepted as the ultimate ideal. In order for work to be a sideline, one needs to avoid full-time 9 to 5 employment at all costs. Unless you’re working for yourself. But in order to get your own thing going, you need spare time. […]

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French Schoolgirls Revolt By Wearing Skimpy Miniskirts French Schoolgirls Revolt By Wearing Skimpy Miniskirts – Schools across France are facing revolts from students demanding the right to wear raunchy clothing banned by educators. The protests, which some observers say signals a new sexualisation of French teenage life, began at Lycée Geoffroy-Saint-Hilaire in Essonne, south of […]

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What comes to mind when you hear the name Sherlock Holmes? The character has been around since the late 1800s when Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle conjured up a gentleman, who could draw big conclusions from small details. A London-based detective, whose sharp intellect and keen eye could keep him in-the-know, without having to rely on any […]

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Yesterday we brought you images of the gang of individuals stalking Springbok Captain, John Smit, at every book signing that he goes to (for the launch of his new book – “Captain in the Cauldron.“ They were up in arms over some things that were said in John’s book and have been following him around […]

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This photo was taken by a friend of a friend in Durban. It seems the driver of the vehicle fancies himself as a gangster rapper, as you will notice he has superimposed his own picture in and amongst those of famous hard-core gangster rappers. On his car’s back windshield, no less. Click image to enlarge. […]

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Microsoft Banned From Selling “Word” From January 2010 – Microsoft has been accused of infringing patents owned by another company, i4i. The legal dispute centres around the way Microsoft Word handles certain kinds of documents. Judge Leonard Davis ruled that Microsoft had infringed i4i’s patent, and ordered the software giant to pay $290 million (£176 […]

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Edward Aikau was a well-known Hawaiian lifeguard and surfer. As the first lifeguard at Waimea Bay on the island of Oahu, he saved many lives and became famous for surfing the big Hawaiian surf, winning several awards including the 1977 Duke Kahanamoku Invitational Surfing Championship. Eddie Aikau In memory of Eddie, came the Quiksilver Eddie […]

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The New Year emails are coming in thick and fast, so I think I’ll just nip it in the bud.. Here it is, 2oceansvibers. This is where it’s happening.. HQ New Years Event 2009/2010, brought to you by kreame, Caveau and HQ Tickets to HQ New Years Eve. This is THE party: This year guests […]

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SuperEna Lottery Jackpot Sits at R1.2Billion SuperEna Lottery Jackpots Sits At €108,000,000 – In Rands that’s R1.2billion. Enough to buy some nice Christmas presents. If you’re not buying a few tickets for the big draws, then you’ve kind of missed the whole point of being able to live the holiday. if you’re not able to […]

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We’ve chatted about these guys before – Luxury4Less – the guys who sell limited stock discounted luxury items online. They got 500 signups on the first day and those of you who did it will know why. With Christmas around the corner, I can’t not tell you about deals on luxury goods – I mean, […]

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A large number of you entered the Top Gear Live World Tour competition the other day. Those of you who don’t know about Jeremy Clarkson and the Top Gear team coming to South Africa 28-31 January 2010, can read all about it HERE. That’s right.. “The Stig” is coming to South Africa.. Thank you for […]

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Springbok captain, John Smit, is currently on a whirlwind book signing tour of South Africa. From Margate to Canal Walk, fans are arriving in their droves, just to get a glimpse of the global superhero and, God willing, an autograph. Not that one should expect complete support at these events, as we witness this adorable […]

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Brittany Murphy is Dead Brittany Murphy Dies – One of the boys’ favourites, Brittany Murphy, who starred in movies including Clueless and 8 Mile, has died. That’s a pity. She was a little cutie. Do you remember the hiding Eminem gave her in 8 Mile. Yu!  [tmz] Most Capped Rugby Player in Wales Comes Out of […]

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I am writing this post from my iPhone. Currently at the SA Golf Open and received this in my email on my iPhone from Lauren M. Naughty..

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Have you ever typed your name into Google, followed by “is” and then a space? You really should, it’s fairly hilarious. Google uses historical searches for similar phrases and gives quickview suggestions are what you more than likely want to search for – thus saving you nano seconds of your time. It’s those little things […]

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I finally grew tired of pimple-faced teenagers pestering me about why I hadn’t joined Twitface yet. So yesterday I sat down and opened my MyTube web browser and decided it was time to hunker down for a month to learn how to work this seemingly silly but – according to my Google machine – financially […]

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Personally, I’ve never liked those Santa Claus photo ops. Whether I’m in them or not, I just don’t dig it. They’re dodgy and the guy in the suit is almost always a pedophile – it’s practically a pre-requisite. The ones that aren’t pedophiles are working for the Feds anyway; and the replacement sucks, so fuck […]

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Tiger Woods’s yacht – “Privacy” (no spice) That’s where he is staying now, as divorce looms..   The Tiger Binge – The dinner-party gossip should have run its course, yet we keep coming back to Woods and his women. Why is there no end in sight for the Tiger sex scandal? Simple, it’s full of reassuring […]

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They seriously should have called it OnlineBrowniePoints.co.za instead of WooliesHampers.co.za, because that is essentially what it is. It’s an online machine that produces brownie points in exchange for a few mouse clicks and a credit card number. Seriously. It’s quite silly. Remember that hamper I bought last week for Marina, to celebrate the birth of […]

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It just occurred to us, here at 2oceansvibe Headquarters, that we haven’t given you pictures of Candice Swanepoel for at LEAST a week. Our very own South African Victoria’s Secret angel also happens to be their hottest. She basically picked up where Adriana Lima left off. Together we can take it to the end of […]

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Is it just sitting there on the table? Annoying you? It’s such a small amount of money, but we all know that the cost is not what we are fearing – it’s the queues at the Traffic Department – oh, the pain! When is the best time to get there? And, when I get there, […]

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Tiger van der Westhuizen Spotted in Mabu Vinyl s shop window – Cape Town (a follow up to their hilarious Kevin Pietersen window display) Tiger Woods Named Top Athlete of the Decade – That’s what you get for playing good golf and bonking anything with a heartbeat and a pair of Ray Ban aviators. Who […]

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