The Blackberry Brigade can keep on scratching their heads and punishing themselves in general, as I present another wonderful app I have found to use with my iPhone. This one is called “AutoStitch Panorama” and stitches together ANY series of pics that you take (up, down, and all around). And it is COMPLETELY automated. You […]

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I’ll be honest, I’m a big Conan O’Brien fan. But I’m also a big David Letterman fan. Now if any of you have been following the late night TV talk show wars carrying on in the States, involving the NBC network and two of their stars, Jay Leno (The Jay Leno Show) and Conan O’Brien […]

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This is what the professionals refer to as a “paradigm shift.” Not ideal – Shame, poor chick. Hey, speaking of which, click HERE to buy tickets for tomorrow’s EUR128 Million SuperEna Lottery. That’s over One point three billion Rand, last time I checked. [thanks alex]

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   Marisa Miller Thanks for the good times, babe.. Marisa Miller Out At Victoria’s Secret – Marisa Miller may have just placed No. 2 on AskMen.com’s list for the “99 Most Desirable Women of 2010,” but she’s not as popular elsewhere. Sources confirmed that the California stunner is no longer working with Victoria’s Secret. Miller […]

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Today was perhaps a prime example of how one can feel “the vibe.” The first step is obviously to recognise it – to realise that “the vibe” may be on. This usually comes in the form of a visual clue. There is normally a lot of blue in these clues to which I refer. For […]

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“Collapsing” might be a bit extreme, but recorded figures indicate complete irradication of personalised ringtones by 2016. Why, do you ask? I’ll tell you why. And it’s not because people are getting tired of cute tunes coming out of their phones. They’re just not phoning as much. This, from Fortune Magazine: A big reason consumers […]

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2oceansvibe Character “The Surfer” (turned surf photographer), AKA Anthony Fox, has nailed it again with his fish like skills behind the camera. Not that fish are good at taking photographs, but because he is usually in the middle of a wave with a board coming towards his nose as he snaps the shots! His gallery […]

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In case you missed the headline board on the roads last week. The Times seem to be finding their sign boards just as restrictive as SMS and Twitter – making use of the acronym “LOL,” which, as you may well be aware of, stands for Laugh Out Loud. They want you to know that they’re […]

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Miranda Kerr in the latest US GQ And why the hell not? Miranda Kerr Kills It In Latest US GQ – We gave the laydezz Johnny Depp yesterday on the cover of the new US GQ, so why should we stop there? Especially when, upon closer inspection, we find my Orlando Bloom’s main squeeze, Miranda […]

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The Twenty Ten Cape Town Tens! BANG! Cape Town Feb 5-7, 2010 It’s back, my friends. Cape Town’s most anticipated rugby social weekend, the Cape Town Tens tournament is gonna kick it just as hard, but bigger, than last year. Do you remember people last year talking about that weekend they had which was more […]

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Unlike most city parking meters, Expired hasn’t… The film is about parking enforcement officers (to some “boetabessies”)… you know, the people that stick pretty pink tickets on your windscreen. It may look all sweet and innocent like Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver, but don’t be fooled… it’s an indie film in the league of Punch […]

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The universe’s settings ensure that 2oceansvibe and the vibe in general will always prevail. Take for example this new Betwaycom commercial, which features no only 2oceansvibe Character G-Man, but also previous 2oceansvibe WeatherGirl, Lisa Cowley! G-Man is quite amazing when it comes to controlling his environment. “Almost magical” is how some people have referred to […]

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The biggest burger cost you R3.15 in 1983. But enjoy this, 11 years earlier it cost 40c! Or try a three-egg omelette for 60c – gimmie a break! Take a trip down memory lane and recall your road-trips with the family – when you used to go “up-country” to visit your relatives. Wimpy was part […]

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J Doms Depp hits up the cover of the US GQ Johnny Depp Gets His Kit Off For GQ – Following closely in my footsteps and getting at least some of his kit off, Johnny Depp graces the cover of the latest issue of GQ Magazine in the US. The February issue features our boy […]

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Ok look, they’ve made this rap song and it’s so damn good I actually don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve sent you to the People of Walmart website before (boom). But now they’ve taken the best of the best from that website and turned it into a rap song. And it’s good. Trust […]

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You’ve heard the rumours and now you can take it as gospel – SA’s first REAL edgy reality show launched last week. MAN TV, the 13-episode reality show following four single men around Cape Town as they try to pick up chicks and explain what goes on in their heads is sure to impress. I’ve […]

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They say it’s important to write your goals down – then they become more real and more attainable. Whilst this may be good in a business sense, some lists should perhaps never be written down. Take, for example, the case of Chris and Katie, the Asian kids whose sibling rivalry spun out of control. Read […]

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“Welcome to Haiti!” “On your left, you will notice dead bodies. Now get your swimming trunks!” [source:guardian] Cruise Ships Still Docking In Haiti – Luxury liners are still docking at private beaches near Haiti’s devastated earthquake zone for holidaymakers to enjoy the water. Wow, that is quite surprising. The stench of death would probably distract […]

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Pretty radical vibe going on over the edge of Victoria Road today. We received the following shot this morning from intrepid 2oceansvibe Character and model/athlete/stock brokerphoto-journalist, The Dude. A car goes off Victoria Road Which was followed by these very fresh photo’s taken over lunch time. This, from 2oceansviber, Jane C : Howzit! These pics […]

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I’ve been getting a LOT of people asking me about the new 2oceansvibe Jobs and 2oceansvibe Villas banner ads currently displayed on the site. Including these two: 2oceansvibe Jobs 2oceansvibe Villas As much as I would love to claim it, I did not make the banner ads. I just used the same peeps I have […]

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I tell you, there is never a dull moment in Provence! Luckily, with the proximity of the Menerbes bastide to the likes of movie Director, Ridley Scott’s house, we are able to pick up on news that might otherwise have slipped through the net! Take, for example, the woes of Ridley, who has now lost […]

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He has it all, old “Ali”. The “Herbalist of the Year 2009,” we are told. And my GOD is he skilled! There are simply too many skills to mention. He’ll increase your penis size and make sure you win in court! “No matter what stage” of the court proceedings, he goes on to say. This […]

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I got a DM (Direct Tweet) with a web link from @thegoodcount the other day. All it said was, “You owe me a six pack” plus the link. Wow. Now I get a lot of crap in my inbox from you lot out there and I’m quite well tuned into what is and isn’t rubbish. […]

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Tom Cruise and Katie Rotherham Holmes at the N.Y. Times Style Magazine’s Golden Globe Awards Cocktail at Chateau Marmont Friday night in L.A. [people] “Invictus” Fails To Take Home Golden Globe – SA 1995 World Cup story, Invictus failed to convert the three nominations it was up for in yesterday’s Golden Globes Awards. Avatar, The […]

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Nothing needs to be said. You’ll get the vibe as you read it. Just hold onto your seat – it’s toooo special! I just LOVED the comeback! No, I was JOKING!! Pick up the phone.. Brilliant! *cough* …evil, twisted cow. [thanks marcus]

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A friend of my buddies over at TheBombSurf, Gary Green, has written a book called Stand At Ease – a hilarious account of Green’s time in the South African Defence Force. Simon Burrow, over at LivingStylishlyWell.com (somewhere in the French Luberon Valley – poor thing) also served his time in the army, and gave it […]

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Yesterday’s story about the secret businessman who had a dream and went to Table Mountain to gave his Audi R8 to two car guards, has become the talk of the town. With this morning’s e-TV revelations that he also gave away his house, we simply must find out more! 2oceansvibe got hold of a telephone […]

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It’s a bit of a joke really – the LEICA D-Lux 4 camera. The very same camera that you will own if your photograph wins the L’Ormarins Moment photographic competition. If I may.. The LEICA D-Lux 4 Shame, it’ll be awkward for your friends when you’ve got the best camera. But that’s just the way […]

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The General of the Israeli army is giving her a hard for killing it on the fashion runways, rather than killing humans with bullets. [ skynews ] The Great Google Cover Up – In response to what they say they suspect was a Chinese government-supported cyberattack, including hacking into the Gmail accounts of human-rights activists, the search giant says it has had a change of heart about censoring Google results on behalf of the Chinese regime and may instead leave the country. … VS’s new “topless” bikini (reminiscent of the original monokini from the ’60s), thankfully, comes with a removable bandeau for those not wishing to bare it all. [ victoriassecret ] Space Shuttles Work Requires Cocaine – NASA is investigating how cocaine ended up at one of its shuttle processing facilities at the Kennedy Space Center.

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No, I am not spicing you. The unidentified man bought the car (and Audi R8) in December (probably from Audi Centre Cape Town) for around R1.4m and reckons that he had a dream, telling him to come to Table Mountain. So he rocks up at the mountain, asks the car guards who has drivers licenses […]

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