You will all remember with great joy and glee the ETERNAL MOONWALK performed by myself, G-Man and The Dude at the Cape Royale Sky Bar. I agree, it was sensational. Be that as it may, this fellow deserves a bit of credit. Nice. Nice. I like what you did there. Although it’s not that difficult […]
There’s no “dicking” around in Jozi when it comes to the cops and the way they “roll.” In a move than can only be described as “larney,” the boys in blue have gone for Mercs as their vehicle of choice. Check this shit out: Hah! Don’t you just LOVE the name of the unit? PROTOCAL […]
Catholics Slam Joanna Krupa’s PETA Ad – Having just apologised for sexually abusing little boys, it is interesting to note that the Catholic Church has slammed a new PETA ad, featuring the smoking hot Joanna Krupa half naked with a crucifix in front of her breasts and a bunch of puppies at her feet. Oh […]
So as I said a couple days back, all these ex-flings of Tiger’s are starting to come out of the woodwork, following his bizarre car accident outside the front of his home (which including his wife “rescuing him by smashing the back window of the car with a golf club). Some of them are obviously […]
Just when you thought 2010 was the year, undisputed “Master of Disaster”, Roland Emmerich (Independence Day) brings us 2012, a doomsday, apocalypse, cataclysm, “it’s the end of the world as we know it”, catastrophe of a film to rival The Day After Tomorrow… another “SimEarth” Emmerich blockbuster. Earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, volcanoes, parking tickets, 2012 is […]
We can’t find 2 for now, but it REALLY doesn’t matter – just keep going, man!! For those of you new to the game (well it’s not really a game, – it’s quite serious), Segment 1 can be found HERE. It’s so awesome watching a fashion show that is taking place at the same time […]
It’s taken me MANY years to think about purchases before I make them – such is the change from only child to only man. You still want the thing urgently, but ghosts of broken toys past add necessary caution to the American Express Platinum wind. This last week was a prime example. My friend, Jonty […]
A buddy of mine, John BG, has embraced tattoos like you’ve never seen. Not scared of taking things to the next level, or giving in to a dare, his antics have become something of folk legend. This weekend I finally got to see the infamous SABS stamp on his behind. It’s true. It exists. For […]
Most some of you are aware that the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is taking place right now. Due to the earth rotation and the moon etc. it’s actually night time over there. Tonight on CBS, the highly-anticipated Victoria Secret Fashion Show will show off some eye candy for male viewers and a spectacular $3 […]
50 Year-Old Video Shows Marilyn Monroe Smoking Marijuana – The reel-to-reel silent, color film taken at a private home in New Jersey was recently purchased by collector Keya Morgan for $275,000 from the person who took the film, who has asked to remain anonymous. [msnbc] Italian Cops Write Off Their Lamborghini – Roughly a year […]
It’s true what they say – “If you can dream it, you can do it.” I remember as a kid, dreaming of beautiful women pouring expensive champagne all over my body as I lay on expensive yachts with oysters being dropped into my mouth by incredibly well-tanned dwarves. And now, it has turned into reality. […]
Our very own Victoria’s Secret model, Candice Swanepoel, is causing quite a stir overseas and seems to be – dare I say it – cracking the US! She was on one of their “NFL TODAY” (Football) TV shows this week and, in a nutshell, KILLED IT! Check out this video – God, she really is […]
Tiger Woods’s Facial Injuries Were Not From a Car Accident – Unless you’re calling his wife a car? Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. And now the cops have issued a […]
Those of you who have come across the wonders of Google may will be aware of the pain I feel when someone asks a question which Google can very easily answer. I don’t know if some people believe that Google only specialises in one field… maybe they used Google once, but that was to find […]
He’s done it again. David Thorne just keeps on killing it. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, you can kick off with the David Thorne SPIDER EMAILS here. There have been many others, including “Party in Apartment 3,” which I told you about. And then came this absolute BEEEEEEAUT! From: Simon EdhouseDate: […]
I received a stunning little tipoff from one Justin, giving me the heads up on the Cape Town portion of Google Earth. I hadn’t yet installed Google Earth onto my new MacBook Pro (courtesy of Digicape – the anti-iStore) so I did that in about 1 minute flat (download Google Earth here) and “booted” it […]
Rachel Uchitel ..may or may not be boning Tiger Woods Tiger Woods Crashes Car During Alleged Affair – Those of you with your fingers firmly on le pulse will be aware that rumours of an affair between Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel (above – hotter than his current wife, Elin Nordegren), have been circulating. Things […]
They’ve come in from all over and well done to the peeps that took them. Whilst there certainly were many duplicates in my inbox, the following images are made of pics I received sent in from three different sources. Please enjoy these pics (there are more, make sure you see them all by following the […]
So the Boks are taking on Ireland at Croke Park. If we lose on Saturday – of course, I hope we don’t – but if we do, I would like to take this opportunity to prepare all South Africans for the next wave of entertaining Sunday morning headlines, right out of the top drawer. I […]
If you go to Google and search for “Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut,” you’ll see at the number 1 position is the article I wrote a couple weeks back, telling you about that exact product becoming 2oceansvibe’s choice brand of bubbly! CLICK HERE to see that original 2oceansvibe article That was obviously a prelude to the […]
As the regulars will all know, ex-Springbok captain, Bob Skinstad, is a 2oceansvibe Character who goes by the name of “The Character Formerly Known as The Loose Forward.” That said, we vouch for him and everything he does. Or, more to the point of this article, what he is doing. What is he doing, you […]
It’s no surprise that the ass flavoured food craze has entered the beverage market, what with the success of the likes of Spar’s ass rolls and Woolworths’s quiche ass. Although, to be honest, I didn’t imagine the rare niche flavour to enter the highly competitive HOT beverage market! Going head to head with coffee it […]
Rabbi Chalomish – your host at the “Synagogue of Sin” Millionaire Rabbi Convicted of Cocaine Possession – A multi-millionaire rabbi who took part in cocaine parties with prostitutes in a flat nicknamed the “synagogue of sin” has been convicted of possessing drugs. Baruch Chalomish, 54, dipped into his £7 million fortune from property deals to […]
This aricle has been brewing for some time and may have been touched on before. I remember some time ago I gave my ten cents with regards to phone calls that come in from Private Numbers – you can read about those here and here. the majority of you agreed. Today’s discussion (the comments section […]
Check it out, peeps – if you’re into your music and, in particular BLUES – then this is the one to nail very HARD on the head! On Saturday the 28th of November the Top Blues and Rock artists in the country will be belting out the Blues and getting even the most jaded individuals […]
If there weren’t enough reasons for you to love Mabu Vinyl (2oceansvibe’s vinyl store of choice), this may well be what you’re looking for. Spotted in their window over the last week: Spotted in Mabu Vinyl’s shop window.. Enjoy the “Dickhead” sign above the book You simply CANNOT put a price on that kind of […]
Barbara Streisand and Barry Gibb – “Guilty” is an album released by Barbra Streisand in 1980. The album was written and produced by Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees and sold over 20 million copies. Naturally Bazza features in numerous songs on the album, including the Grammy winning title track and the song “Woman in […]
There’s not much time left before the Bowling for Movember day of reckoning! Team 2oceansvibe took the trophy last year and there is even more reason to do so this year – because there’s going to be a feature in Men’s Health Magazine. That’s because we’re raising funds for male related cancer. That’s right, cancer […]
The Twilight Saga: New Moon by Stephenie Meyer is the latest victim to have been put through the Hollywood sausage machine like that magical kid with John Lennon style glasses and a jet-powered broomstick. I used to associate ‘twilight’ with that time of day when the light diffuses in the sky just before dawn or […]
I’m going! Are you? You’re not? Shame, you poor little freak show! Don’t fright – I’ve got a solution for you. My boys at RSA Web (the power behind 2oceansvibe hosting) have made things pretty easy for you. All you have to do is make sure you’ve joined the RSA Web Facebook Fan Page and […]