You’ve heard the rumours and now you can take it as gospel – SA’s first REAL edgy reality show launched last week. MAN TV, the 13-episode reality show following four single men around Cape Town as they try to pick up chicks and explain what goes on in their heads is sure to impress. I’ve […]
They say it’s important to write your goals down – then they become more real and more attainable. Whilst this may be good in a business sense, some lists should perhaps never be written down. Take, for example, the case of Chris and Katie, the Asian kids whose sibling rivalry spun out of control. Read […]
“Welcome to Haiti!” “On your left, you will notice dead bodies. Now get your swimming trunks!” [source:guardian] Cruise Ships Still Docking In Haiti – Luxury liners are still docking at private beaches near Haiti’s devastated earthquake zone for holidaymakers to enjoy the water. Wow, that is quite surprising. The stench of death would probably distract […]
Pretty radical vibe going on over the edge of Victoria Road today. We received the following shot this morning from intrepid 2oceansvibe Character and model/athlete/stock brokerphoto-journalist, The Dude. A car goes off Victoria Road Which was followed by these very fresh photo’s taken over lunch time. This, from 2oceansviber, Jane C : Howzit! These pics […]
I’ve been getting a LOT of people asking me about the new 2oceansvibe Jobs and 2oceansvibe Villas banner ads currently displayed on the site. Including these two: 2oceansvibe Jobs 2oceansvibe Villas As much as I would love to claim it, I did not make the banner ads. I just used the same peeps I have […]
I tell you, there is never a dull moment in Provence! Luckily, with the proximity of the Menerbes bastide to the likes of movie Director, Ridley Scott’s house, we are able to pick up on news that might otherwise have slipped through the net! Take, for example, the woes of Ridley, who has now lost […]
He has it all, old “Ali”. The “Herbalist of the Year 2009,” we are told. And my GOD is he skilled! There are simply too many skills to mention. He’ll increase your penis size and make sure you win in court! “No matter what stage” of the court proceedings, he goes on to say. This […]
I got a DM (Direct Tweet) with a web link from @thegoodcount the other day. All it said was, “You owe me a six pack” plus the link. Wow. Now I get a lot of crap in my inbox from you lot out there and I’m quite well tuned into what is and isn’t rubbish. […]
Tom Cruise and Katie Rotherham Holmes at the N.Y. Times Style Magazine’s Golden Globe Awards Cocktail at Chateau Marmont Friday night in L.A. [people] “Invictus” Fails To Take Home Golden Globe – SA 1995 World Cup story, Invictus failed to convert the three nominations it was up for in yesterday’s Golden Globes Awards. Avatar, The […]
Nothing needs to be said. You’ll get the vibe as you read it. Just hold onto your seat – it’s toooo special! I just LOVED the comeback! No, I was JOKING!! Pick up the phone.. Brilliant! *cough* …evil, twisted cow. [thanks marcus]
A friend of my buddies over at TheBombSurf, Gary Green, has written a book called Stand At Ease – a hilarious account of Green’s time in the South African Defence Force. Simon Burrow, over at LivingStylishlyWell.com (somewhere in the French Luberon Valley – poor thing) also served his time in the army, and gave it […]
Yesterday’s story about the secret businessman who had a dream and went to Table Mountain to gave his Audi R8 to two car guards, has become the talk of the town. With this morning’s e-TV revelations that he also gave away his house, we simply must find out more! 2oceansvibe got hold of a telephone […]
It’s a bit of a joke really – the LEICA D-Lux 4 camera. The very same camera that you will own if your photograph wins the L’Ormarins Moment photographic competition. If I may.. The LEICA D-Lux 4 Shame, it’ll be awkward for your friends when you’ve got the best camera. But that’s just the way […]
The General of the Israeli army is giving her a hard for killing it on the fashion runways, rather than killing humans with bullets. [ skynews ] The Great Google Cover Up – In response to what they say they suspect was a Chinese government-supported cyberattack, including hacking into the Gmail accounts of human-rights activists, the search giant says it has had a change of heart about censoring Google results on behalf of the Chinese regime and may instead leave the country. … VS’s new “topless” bikini (reminiscent of the original monokini from the ’60s), thankfully, comes with a removable bandeau for those not wishing to bare it all. [ victoriassecret ] Space Shuttles Work Requires Cocaine – NASA is investigating how cocaine ended up at one of its shuttle processing facilities at the Kennedy Space Center.
No, I am not spicing you. The unidentified man bought the car (and Audi R8) in December (probably from Audi Centre Cape Town) for around R1.4m and reckons that he had a dream, telling him to come to Table Mountain. So he rocks up at the mountain, asks the car guards who has drivers licenses […]
Everyone is raving about these “Authentic Sessions” at Cafe Caprice, featuring local musicians and DJ’s in the DJ box, spinning tunes that they feel have been an influence on their music and their vibe in general. 340ml are playing tonight – apparently it’s gonna be “off the chain.” Zebra & Giraffe on Friday (don’t tell […]
Please, dear God, do not see this as the start of a trend. We do NOT post lost dog ads on 2oceansvibe. But I just thought the rareness of receiving a lost dog ad in my inbox would be enough reason for this “one-off.” It’s very “niche,” don’t you think? And I am SO niche […]
It’s hard to ignore the biggest news going around the world at the moment. The news that Tiger Woods may well be receiving treatment for sex addiction at the uber-exclusive addiction treatment rehab clinic in Cape Town, Montrose Place. Montrose Place has been in the headlines a number of times over the years, which included […]
Living the holiday.. Snow monkeys: Japanese Macaques Living The Holiday – In sub-zero temperatures, Japanese macaques soak in the warmth of a volcanic hotspring at Jigokudani (Hell’s Valley) in Nagano Province, Japan – the only known place in the world where monkeys bathe in natural hot springs. You can even watch them live on a […]
With such memorable quotes as “I’m gonna f**k you till you love me”, I can’t think of anyone in their right minds who’d want to trade places with Mike Tyson. The man has carved a little piece of Hell for himself over the last four decades… from his childhood days of petty crime in Brownsville […]
Are you looking for staff to fill temp, part-time or freelance positions? Ja, I bet you are! Well check this out: 2oceansvibe Jobs For a limited time only, 2oceansvibe Jobs is offering job advertisers and recruitment companies three FREE ads when registering for the first time. Pretty cool! And to the job candidates out there […]
2oceansvibe’s disdain for cycling fraternity’s need to expose their balls (especially when there are children around) and wear their cycling helmets in and around public retail outlets is well documented. It comes as a surprise to see that surfers are falling into the same public disgrace trap. SURFERS! Of all people! I was under the […]
Pay attention, gang, because this is important. One of earth’s funniest stand-up comedians is coming to Cape Town, Durban and Johannesburg. And if you don’t know who the straight cross-dressing Eddie Izzard is, then just CLICK HERE to get a whiff of what you’re dealing with. Eddie Izzard Tonight tells us: That Eddie Izzard will […]
Bzzzzt.. my head nearly exploded trying to compute that headline. Sorry, did you say Megan Fox and Armani and underwear and pictures in the same sentence? You’re Goddamn right I did! BANG! Megan Fox for Armani underwear Fashionistas and most-males alike may recall the news that Megan Fox was taking over the Armani underwear gig […]
“The A-Team” Movie Official Trailer The Trailer For The New A-Team Movie Is Shit – I don’t quite no what else to say. It just doesn’t pack a punch. It’s so badly edited and the voice-over guy sounds like he is about to fall asleep. Oh, if you’re expecting to see ex-District 9‘s Sharlto Copley, […]
Seriously, give yourselves a big hand! I got in touch with the guys behind the Levi’s Get Rid Of Your Jeans For Good campaign we all jumped on at the end of last year. Remember the one which had Levi’s paying you money for your old jeans? Ja, that one. So anyway, I was dying […]
Incredible phrases and names on our local taxi’s have always amused me. Classics like “Dance with my father” and “Good luck to those who hate me” will be remembered forever. So will this one, I’m sure, as we witness the beauty of misunderstood and/or misspelt phrases being printed on taxis – always funny. Awesome.. Seriously, […]
Let’s chat about the current “vibe” I’m going for.. I’ve been getting a lot of attention about two things lately. My new shades, and the shirts I’ve been throwing around. People say that I have been “killing it” and they want to know where the goods are from. Look, that’s fair enough.. So instead of […]
The ANC Youth Leagues Spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu’s antics are well documented, here on 2oceansvibe. To refresh your memories, Floyd is the one who got grilled LIVE on Redi Direko’s Radio 702 show, following his comments that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” Floyd Shivambu is also the one with his own website which, unbeknownst to him, […]
Spotted in Wynberg, Chelsea Village Taken by 2oceansviber, Carly P Simon Cowell Quits American Idol – Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after the next season. He will be concentrating on launching “X-Factor” in the US – something he was unable to do whilst working for American Idol. What exactly has been going on behind […]