Ass flavoured foods have come a long way and it seems like just yesterday that we tried our first ass flavoured rolls from Spar and, lest we forget, the delicious quiche ass from Woolworths! Mmmm! Things moved pretty quickly for the new flavour which, in hindsight, is a no brainer! I mean obviously ass flavoured […]
A stunning moment the other night on SuperSport, as ex-Manchester United goal keeper, Gary Bailey discussed Former England football captain John Terry and his game in general. A wry smile shined across Gazza’s face, acknowledging fully the double meaning in his words – what with John Terry’s sexual appetite for his team mate’s girlfriends and […]
SA surfer, Chris Bertish, wins Mavericks Big Wave Surf Compo Seen here with Cape Town fan, Nisreen Gardner Chris Bertish Wins Mavericks Big-Wave Surf Compo – We mention Chris Bertish quite a bit on these pages. Mainly because he is a 2oceanviber, and also because he rides waves like this, taken at Dungeons. Then you […]
Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe in Green Point (next to our primary residence, The Cape Royale) are up for an important accolade! It’s the News24 Sizzling Hot Chefs competition, and 2oceansvibe is 100% behind them! Seriously gang, you know how the vibe […]
Yesterday we ran a brief competition for the London ex-pats to win two pairs of tickets to GOLDFISH who playing in London tomorrow night. In order to win a pair of tickets, you were asked to submit a photo of your cleavage with the words “Goldfish Owns My Body” handwritten across. Well Mike S found […]
Alexander McQueen Dies, aged 40 (Interestingly : his best friend, Isabella Blow, “The Hat Lady” (above) – killed herself in 2007) Alexander McQueen Is Dead – The British fashion designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead at his London home at the age of 40. His body was discovered at his property in the West […]
God knows how much money Puma had to pay these football hooligans to sing a “poofter” song, but whatever the case it came out bloody brilliantly! You’ll recall the 1997 Billboard #1 hit song called Truly Madly Deeply by Australian Group Savage Garden. So take that song, but get it sung in the same way […]
Ex-pats in London, you have something to look forward to this weekend, besides gloomy weather, appalling work conditions and the NHS. GOLDFISH are coming to town!! A shining beacon of hope, you might say? Lick here to get more info and tickets (Wow, Dom really is trying to fuck the camera in that pic, hey?) […]
I watched about 10 minutes of the Golden Globes the other night and, just before I tuned out, I remember catching a shot of annoying actor Brendan Fraser, clapping and carrying on like a lunatic. “What a knob-end,” I thought to myself, as I flicked the station. That was the end of that and I […]
I had no idea I was so big in Sweden. It seems 2oceansvibe’s new style of broadcasting – giving the people what they want – is making a massive impression overseas. Check it out! Click the image for full video. Click here for video Pretty cool, hey? CLICK HERE for more information. [thanks andy]
By now you are no doubt aware of the SA group, “Die Antwoord,” a seemingly white-trash rap trio taking the world by storm. CLICK HERE to find out more about them (wake up!). Their exposure in international media has been unprecedented, impressive and mind-blowing at the same time, with front-page cover features spotted in broadsheets […]
Nelson Mandela and Stompie Winnie in 1994 Mandela: A nation celebrates 20 years -The ANC is pulling out all the stops to honour Nelson Mandela on the 20th anniversary of his short walk to freedom – and is hoping that some of the gloss will rub off onto the beleaguered President Jacob Zuma. Starting with […]
If you’ve ever gone camping without a razor, you’ll know exactly how scary you start to look after a few days without shaving. From 5 ‘o clock shadow it’s only a few hours before midnight and if you add a full moon to the picture… your friends will start wishing they’d bought the more expensive […]
It’s not altogether surprising that former 2oceansvibe Weather Girls model, Genevieve Morton, has been spotted in the newly released US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. She did absolutely kill it in that episode (here and here) we did in Camps Bay. The 2oceansvibe Weather Girls is the same show which recently featured Peroni model, Landi Swanepoel. […]
The beauty of this Man TV series for me is not the show itself, but more the fact that it is shot in Cape Town; and in Cape Town “everybody knows everybody.” So it’s one thing that we can watch a “reality show” about these guys on TV but I’m more interested in things once […]
The Advertising Guy lives in Los Angeles and he has a buddy over there in the States, Greg Szmurlo, who has made a website to do with his three favourite things – Tom Selleck, Waterfalls and Sandwiches. It’s called Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. And when I say it is “to do” with those three things, I […]
Seriously, just chill out.. Spotted Outside “Fire & Ice” Hotel, Cape Town I like that. They should have more of those – signs that remind us to live the holiday. I’d like a sign on my head that says, “No meetings unless absolutely necessary.” Or “Are you positive that can’t be done over email?” Or […]
Brooklyn Decker Lands Coveted SI Swimsuit cover Click that pic if you’re serious about it. Brooklyn Decker Emerges As US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl – In probably the most important news in the world right now, model Brooklyn Decker landed the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover this year. The 22-year-old wife of tennis star […]
Oh my God! You.are.going.to.plutz! Louis Vuitton have announced the launch of a new women’s gifts catalogue with a romantic twist – just in time for Valentine’s Day! The timing couldn’t be better – I mean it’s one thing knowing where you will be spending Valentine’s Day, but what does one buy? Now that’s a different […]
For those of you who don’t know, 1800° is the premier grill room located at my primary residence, the prestigious Cape Royale Luxury Hotel and Residence in the heart of Cape Town’s trendy Green Point. 1800 Restaurant Doesn’t mess around when it comes to steaks They offer a range of succulent signature steaks, delectable meat […]
That’s right my beautiful angels. It’s the 9th of February, 2010. You know what that means… 9 02 10.. 9021Oooooh!!! I can’t say much more than that – it’s just so fucking awesome.. Happy 90210 day! [thanks simon]
Someone made a very good point today (following our coverage of Die Antwoord), stating that although I have mention Jack Parow and his song “Cooler As Ekke,” and even featured the TaxiJam version, I am yet to show the original music video on 2oceansvibe. Surely not? I had a little look around and, my God, […]
In case you missed it (and you certainly would have heard about it), here is the Zapiro cartoon from the Mail&Guardian. 20 babies in a mass Zuma Baby Shower. It looks like the shower head has been reinstated, after Zapiro decided to give Zuma a break in May last year and detached it from his […]
Brangelina and Maddox at The Super Bowl [source:hollywoodrag] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Kissy-Kissy at Super Bowl – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showed their love for New Orleans – and for each other – at the Super Bowl on Sunday. The couple, who’ve been dogged by rumors of trouble in their relationship, looked in […]
A very small number of you did not buy tickets to Friday’s EuroMillions lottery SuperDraw. Well you can thank your lucky stars, because it’s a rollover! Unlike the SuperEna Lottery, The EuroMillions lottery does not rollover a helluva lot. With that kind of luck on your side , I strongly advise you get your tickets […]
If you’re in or around your early thirties, you’ll have fond memories of Will Smith’s hit TV series, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There’s no mistaking those opening lines, “Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted and turned upside down.” Everyone new the words to that song. Seriously, it […]
With an organic Google Number 1 position for the search phrase “waterfront istore,” one could expect that an article we published 9 months ago is still receiving comments on almost a daily basis. Search for “waterfront istore” Google Analytics reports that 285 people came to 2oceansvibe in the last month following a search for that […]
Chad will be pretty excited about this one. The eternally reclusive and famously private Sade is back with a new album, Soldier of Love, nine years after her last album Lovers Rock (which sold 3 million copies, following an eight year break after the previous album) and 24 years after the killer debut album Diamond […]
Anne Hathaway Kills it in the March issue of GQ (UK) New Orleans Saints Win Their First Super Bowl – Romantics everywhere – with the possible exception of Indiana – got the result they wanted in Super Bowl XLIV as the New Orleans Saints beat the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. Mardi Gras came early as the […]
If you’re even remotely into cars, the 27th and 28th of February is something the need to diarise. The world famous Franschhoek Motor Museum is opening it’s doors slightly further than usual, allowing some of the classic, luxury and turbo-charged vehicles to stretch their legs for a classic moroting celebration on L’Ormarins Wine Farm, in […]