Wonderful individual we have here before us. One Michael Carroll, of Norfolk, UK, won 9.7 million Pounds in a European lottery. The former dustman blew the lot, since the 2002 windfall. It’s a stunning path of destruction which ended with Michael currently putting his mansion on the market to scrape up some change – for […]
2oceansvibe welcomes Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Connelly Gets Some Airtime – Here at 2oceansvibe we feel we have been neglecting Jennifer Connelly. We feel she needs some more airtime and promise to pay more attention to her. She has a cool vibe and that’s what we live for. Welcome, Jennifer – you’re in! Make yourself at […]
Here it is. Tiger Woods’ public apology to planet earth, following years and years of bonking many many women. Part 1 Part 2 It’s strange that Tiger did that all on his own and didn’t give his crazy penis a chance to comment. This, from the web’s leading satirical website, The Onion: In an announcement […]
Not bad. Not bad at all.. [thanks trev]
We had an absolute blast yesterday at the Waterfront as the likes of District 9’s Vanessa Haywood, Just Jinjer’s Ard Matthews and scores of fans surrounded Bob’s wooden cage, as Ard serenaded him with their latest single, Milk & Honies. The performance was broadcast live streaming on 2oceansvibe and a big thanks goes out to […]
Puma has created a special beer as a part of their “Unity” campaign for the world cup. Designed by Collective São Gabriel. See what they did there? [source : thedieline] [thanks andy]
Seriously. Live At Don Valley Stadium Sheffield 1993. We were THERE, man! Well, not really. Not that is makes a difference when you wrote half the song.. If you’ve got love in your sights Watch out, love bites When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Does he […]
The ErnDog, is pissed off with Tiger.. Ernie Els Pissed Off With Tiger Woods – South African golf star Ernie Els has branded Tiger Woods “selfish” ahead of the world No 1’s first public appearance since his sex scandal broke. Els slammed Woods for choosing to make his statement on his future today – when […]
With the Rotherham Diet gaining massive momentum across South Africa, a lot of people ask me how I “roll,” when it comes to fast food. I usually stumble around the question, trying to give examples of how, exactly, I roll – always wishing I had a visual clue. Luckily, thanks to The Cool Hunter and […]
Is this REALLY news? I would be celebrating and popping the champagne, if the news came as a surprise. But it doesn’t. I mean, is it wrong to expect these kind of accolades from 2oceansvibe brands and sponsors? Are we not perhaps numbed by the success of the associated brands and advertisers and people on […]
First public pictures of Tiger Woods (sans wedding ring, btw) Tiger Woods To Make Statement Tomorrow – Tiger is coming out of the woods: The golfer will make a public statement at 11 a.m. on Friday, according to CNBC’s Darren Rovell. According to his agent, “Tiger will make a public statement to begin to make […]
I’m a big fan of ‘The Dude’… you know, Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski. What, you haven’t seen it?! It’s a cornerstone of modern cinema, one of the top scoring f-bombers with ‘cult classic’ written all over it – available at all old school video stores! Anyways… ‘The Dude’ is now more like ‘The […]
It is completely BEYOND me that any “traditional media” publication could do a first-hand report (with photographs) on a lottery winner and not check the lottery numbers against the winning jackpot numbers. And not just to check the numbers, but also to have the most basic of fuck-up-sensors in their heads, telling them to check […]
Really? Well suck me sideways! I gotta be honest, it doesn’t get much easier to find deals around Cape Town. My boys at www.nobucks.co.za have absolutely NAILED IT with their website which documents where and when various booze and food specials are going on around Cape Town. I simply clicked today’s date and it gave […]
It’s too funny, watching them carry on. Make no mistake, I love the Brits – some of them. Some of them I can’t stand. But for the most part I just like watching them. I like watching a lot of people, truth be told. Obviously watching norms is far more entertaining than watching non-norms. I […]
Finally – the day is upon us! After months of staring at the clock, we are days away from Sunday, which sees Just Jinjer playing LIVE at Kirstenbosch for the Summer Festivals vibe they’ve got going there. The band came back from playing Durban this last weekend and guys are saying it was the greatest […]
The Video Traces of an Assassination – Dubai authorities have released video of an 11-member assassination team (likely Israeli) before, during, and after they killed a Hamas official last month, as caught by surveillance cameras at the airport, malls, and hotel rooms. It’s like Munich, but real. Find a moment to watch that. Trust me. […]
Today is the birthday of Our Dear Leader and Great Commander, Kim Jong Il. It is therefore with great emotion and respect that we send out glorious rays of radiant sunshine and joy to his magical presence in this world. Kim Jong il – Our Dear Leader This, from The Winchester Whisperer: Tens of thousands […]
Jeez, what a vibe! About 250 of you caught the two hour live video streaming broadcast we did from the wooden jail cell at the V&A Waterfront, in which Bob is serving a self-imposed jail sentence. Why is he doing it, you ask? Good question, Aguado… Basically, Bob is involved in a fundraiser for his […]
2oceansvibe Character, “The Surfer” (Anthony Fox) is fast becoming the number one surf photographer in South Africa as we see his latest reel appearing on non-other than online surfer’s bible, Magic Seaweed. 32 photographs were showcased in a thorough photo-report format. It was pretty well received to, with over 120,000 views in the first two […]
Unprecedented visuals here in Cape Town, as the nature of the prawn is, once again, under further analysis. This incredible report filed by Paul M: Dear Seth I was happily fighting the last few minutes of bottlenecked traffic on Kloofnek, homebound to Camps Bay this afternoon at around 17h30. Crawling in 1st gear after I […]
Aaah yeah, that’s right… it’s all happening on MARCH 19! You know the party is going to be big when the venue was chosen specifically for its size – so as to accommodate the sheer number of people! What am I talking, you ask? Oh nothing, just “THE VIBE” – a party in Camps Bay […]
Susan Sarandon, Demi Moore and Brooke Shields Susan Sarandon Goes Low-Cut At Fashion Show With Demi Moore & Brooke Shields – Susan Sarandon continues her sexy single life at New York Fashion Week, where Monday she took in the Donna Karan show with Demi Moore and Brooke Shields. She a plunging plaid caftan that exposed […]
We have just learnt that 2oceansvibe Character, Bob Skinstad (TV/Radio personality and former Springbok Rugby Captain) has ben arrested. Bob Skinstad arrested at KFM studios, Cape Town The following footage was sent in (wait for black square and circle to appear. Then wait for circle to stop spinning. Then press play) : Having problems? Try […]
Ass flavoured foods have come a long way and it seems like just yesterday that we tried our first ass flavoured rolls from Spar and, lest we forget, the delicious quiche ass from Woolworths! Mmmm! Things moved pretty quickly for the new flavour which, in hindsight, is a no brainer! I mean obviously ass flavoured […]
A stunning moment the other night on SuperSport, as ex-Manchester United goal keeper, Gary Bailey discussed Former England football captain John Terry and his game in general. A wry smile shined across Gazza’s face, acknowledging fully the double meaning in his words – what with John Terry’s sexual appetite for his team mate’s girlfriends and […]
SA surfer, Chris Bertish, wins Mavericks Big Wave Surf Compo Seen here with Cape Town fan, Nisreen Gardner Chris Bertish Wins Mavericks Big-Wave Surf Compo – We mention Chris Bertish quite a bit on these pages. Mainly because he is a 2oceanviber, and also because he rides waves like this, taken at Dungeons. Then you […]
Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe in Green Point (next to our primary residence, The Cape Royale) are up for an important accolade! It’s the News24 Sizzling Hot Chefs competition, and 2oceansvibe is 100% behind them! Seriously gang, you know how the vibe […]
Yesterday we ran a brief competition for the London ex-pats to win two pairs of tickets to GOLDFISH who playing in London tomorrow night. In order to win a pair of tickets, you were asked to submit a photo of your cleavage with the words “Goldfish Owns My Body” handwritten across. Well Mike S found […]
Alexander McQueen Dies, aged 40 (Interestingly : his best friend, Isabella Blow, “The Hat Lady” (above) – killed herself in 2007) Alexander McQueen Is Dead – The British fashion designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead at his London home at the age of 40. His body was discovered at his property in the West […]